TET: And Another Month Bites The Dust

[Valentine Z]

I can't roll my Rs...

Rrrrr-rrr- then I splutter.

I've just given up by now. Same as with the word squirrel.

But practise makes perfect. You can do it.

Aha, I'll probably do it in private. I don't want anyone around me to think that I'm a Wookie.

[Abserdia]

Yo hablo un poco español.
Rrrrrrrrr. Rrrrrrrrrrrr.

Nope.

Can’t do it.

Honestly, English Rs and Spanish Rs are annoying. Can't all Rs be German Rs?

I can't greet in Korean, but I know how to sing that killer soundtrack.

Exactly. The important stuff.

I had a hard time pronouncing R’s when I was younger. And just pronouncing things. Especially sm sounds, like smother. It would come out as ‘pother,’ but with a really weird ‘p’ noise. It’s difficult to describe.

[Geneviev]

Honestly, English Rs and Spanish Rs are annoying. Can't all Rs be German Rs?


Exactly. The important stuff.

I had a hard time pronouncing R’s when I was younger. And just pronouncing things. Especially sm sounds, like smother. It would come out as ‘pother,’ but with a really weird ‘p’ noise. It’s difficult to describe.

It can't be weirder than my (much worse than now) German accent. Little kids just can't talk.

[Abserdia]

Snakes have bones, man. Doesn’t that freak you out?

Snakes have bones.

[Yagon]

Snakes have bones, man. Doesn’t that freak you out?

Snakes have bones.

They're kind of like one long string of double-jointed knuckles.

[Abserdia]

Snakes have bones, man. Doesn’t that freak you out?

Snakes have bones.

They're kind of like one long string of double-jointed knuckles.

I’m not scared of snakes but I am scared of snake skeletons.

Unless Snake Eater is being played.

I’M STILLLLLLLL IN A DREAAAAAAAM
SNAKE EATEERRRRR

[Yagon]

They're kind of like one long string of double-jointed knuckles.

I’m not scared of snakes but I am scared of snake skeletons.

Unless Snake Eater is being played.

I’M STILLLLLLLL IN A DREAAAAAAAM
SNAKE EATEERRRRR

Snake Liches would be pretty bad. I know dragons can become liches but I've never seen a snake lich in a game. Be cool, though.

Snake Eater is heavy metal music?

[Abserdia]

I’m not scared of snakes but I am scared of snake skeletons.

Unless Snake Eater is being played.

I’M STILLLLLLLL IN A DREAAAAAAAM
SNAKE EATEERRRRR

Snake Liches would be pretty bad. I know dragons can become liches but I've never seen a snake lich in a game. Be cool, though.

Snake Eater is heavy metal music?

Wait, no, snake liches would be sick. Absolutely rad.

No, it’s James Bond music but about a man who eats snakes for a living.

[Yagon]

Snake Liches would be pretty bad. I know dragons can become liches but I've never seen a snake lich in a game. Be cool, though.

Snake Eater is heavy metal music?

Wait, no, snake liches would be sick. Absolutely rad.

No, it’s James Bond music but about a man who eats snakes for a living.

Someday you go through the rain,
And someday you feed on a tree frog,
It's ordeal, the trial to survive
For the day we see new light

that shit's deep, yo

[Abserdia]

Wait, no, snake liches would be sick. Absolutely rad.

No, it’s James Bond music but about a man who eats snakes for a living.

Someday you go through the rain,
And someday you feed on a tree frog,
It's ordeal, the trial to survive,
For the day we see new LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

that shit's deep, yo

Fixed that for ya. Get it right.

[Yagon]

Someday you go through the rain,
And someday you feed on a tree frog,
It's ordeal, the trial to survive,
For the day we see new LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT

that shit's deep, yo

Fixed that for ya. Get it right.

I remember playing Metal Gear on my old 8 bit Nintendo. The radio was cool. The sub-gun would only fire in back-forth sweeps like a garden hose.

[Abserdia]

Fixed that for ya. Get it right.

I remember playing Metal Gear on my old 8 bit Nintendo. The radio was cool. The sub-gun would only fire in back-forth sweeps like a garden hose.

Metal Gear is cool. All of it. Even the stupid parts, like how Quiet is a plant who needs to wear a bikini.

[Immoren]

Snake Liches would be pretty bad. I know dragons can become liches but I've never seen a snake lich in a game. Be cool, though.

Snake Eater is heavy metal music?

Wait, no, snake liches would be sick. Absolutely rad.

No, it’s James Bond music but about a man who eats snakes for a living.

I do like how MGS soundtracks pay homage to Bond audio.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Hello, peoples (and cats) of TET! How're you all doing? For me, ehh, morning commute, pretty okay, really...

But man, I'm tired. I have the habit of not sleeping that easily, only to feel its full effects.

And Herp, I know it's a little late and you're okay now, and I'm happy for that. But hey, know that we are always here for you! I know you only want the very best and you have good intentions, so yeah, don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

Thank you so much!

[USS Monitor]

Yo hablo un poco español.
Rrrrrrrrr. Rrrrrrrrrrrr.

Nope.

Can’t do it.

Honestly, English Rs and Spanish Rs are annoying. Can't all Rs be German Rs?

German Rs sound really cool, actually.

[Hediacrana]

I can't roll my Rs...

Rrrrr-rrr- then I splutter.

I've just given up by now. Same as with the word squirrel.

But practise makes perfect. You can do it.

I've lived in an English speaking environment for several years now, and I still can't say 'squirrel' properly.

So I pronounce it 'tree rat' instead.

[The South Falls]

I've just given up by now. Same as with the word squirrel.

But practise makes perfect. You can do it.

I've lived in an English speaking environment for several years now, and I still can't say 'squirrel' properly.

So I pronounce it 'tree rat' instead.

The fuckin tree rats eating my damn plants.

Yep, I'm gonna start calling it that too.

[Geneviev]

I've just given up by now. Same as with the word squirrel.

But practise makes perfect. You can do it.

I've lived in an English speaking environment for several years now, and I still can't say 'squirrel' properly.

So I pronounce it 'tree rat' instead.

You know, I should try that.

Honestly, English Rs and Spanish Rs are annoying. Can't all Rs be German Rs?

German Rs sound really cool, actually.

I have been told that they sound either like choking or just very aggressive. Really cool is the best description so far.

[USS Monitor]

I've lived in an English speaking environment for several years now, and I still can't say 'squirrel' properly.

So I pronounce it 'tree rat' instead.

You know, I should try that.

My parents sometimes call them that, and they speak English as a first language.

[Geneviev]

You know, I should try that.

My parents sometimes call them that, and they speak English as a first language.

Then I'll sound like English is my first language too.

At least ignoring the accent.

[USS Monitor]

My parents sometimes call them that, and they speak English as a first language.

Then I'll sound like English is my first language too.

At least ignoring the accent.

You'll also sound like you think squirrels are annoying.

[Geneviev]

Then I'll sound like English is my first language too.

At least ignoring the accent.

You'll also sound like you think squirrels are annoying.

Well, they are very annoying. The only thing they're good for are funny letters.

[Frievolk]

It's a shame that USA and France and Britain lost World War 1 to Austria-Hungary and Germany.

*It's such a great thing

[The Free Joy State]

It's a shame that USA and France and Britain lost World War 1 to Austria-Hungary and Germany.

... Erm... Not really.

Austria-Hungary requested a truce and the German Empire was disbanded as a condition of the Armistice. That's not a loss.

[Geneviev]

It's a shame that USA and France and Britain lost World War 1 to Austria-Hungary and Germany.

Why do you think that?