TET: And Another Month Bites The Dust

[Hurdergaryp]

Funnily enough I too may be forced into financial compliance in the next few months.

Say what you will financial compliance pays.

And the more you succeed, the greater the frequency of meetings.

[Ethel mermania]

Say what you will financial compliance pays.

And the more you succeed, the greater the frequency of meetings.

Banking pays enough to make those meetings worth while.

[DesAnges]

And the more you succeed, the greater the frequency of meetings.

Banking pays enough to make those meetings worth while.

Not hugely enamoured with the idea of being a banker, tbh.

If nothing else it'll mean She Who Must Not Be Named will have had the last laugh.

[Hurdergaryp]

And the more you succeed, the greater the frequency of meetings.

Banking pays enough to make those meetings worth while.

Yet we are apparently all that stands between you and a meeting room violently redecorated with blood and gore. Sometimes I worry about you, Ethel.

[Gallade]

Banking pays enough to make those meetings worth while.

Not hugely enamoured with the idea of being a banker, tbh.

If nothing else it'll mean She Who Must Not Be Named will have had the last laugh.

Yo waddup I was summoned.

[Hurdergaryp]

Not hugely enamoured with the idea of being a banker, tbh.

If nothing else it'll mean She Who Must Not Be Named will have had the last laugh.

Yo waddup I was summoned.

Crux sacra sit mihi lux
Non draco sit mihi dux
Vade retro Gallade
Numquam suade mihi vana
Sunt mala quae libas
Ipse venena bibas

[Ethel mermania]

Banking pays enough to make those meetings worth while.

Yet we are apparently all that stands between you and a meeting room violently redecorated with blood and gore. Sometimes I worry about you, Ethel.

I worry about me too.

[Ethel mermania]

Banking pays enough to make those meetings worth while.

Not hugely enamoured with the idea of being a banker, tbh.

If nothing else it'll mean She Who Must Not Be Named will have had the last laugh.

It pays the rent.

[Hurdergaryp]

Yet we are apparently all that stands between you and a meeting room violently redecorated with blood and gore. Sometimes I worry about you, Ethel.

I worry about me too.

Logical. You voted for a guy whose sadistic henchmen take children away from parents and put them into cages. Makes it real hard for the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave to criticize the human rights situation in other countries, even though that has always been a popular All-American pastime.

A rant a day keeps the doctor away.

[The South Falls]

I worry about me too.

Logical. You voted for a guy whose sadistic henchmen take children away from parents and put them into cages. Makes it real hard for the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave to criticize the human rights situation in other countries, even though that has always been a popular All-American pastime.

A rant a day keeps the doctor away.

But anger causes stress, which brings on the doctor.

#Debunked #WhatAmIDoingWithMyLife

[DesAnges]

Not hugely enamoured with the idea of being a banker, tbh.

If nothing else it'll mean She Who Must Not Be Named will have had the last laugh.

Yo waddup I was summoned.

No, not you, Wee Mrs Ego. Madame Capitalism.

Not hugely enamoured with the idea of being a banker, tbh.

If nothing else it'll mean She Who Must Not Be Named will have had the last laugh.

It pays the rent.

In London peh peh.

Man I wish Marshall had given me that job. Milton Keynes is shite but that job was great.

[Dumb Ideologies]

blep bored

It is true, there have been moments where TET was more entertaining. Things are a bit tame here at the moment, I do not know the reason for this.

...Hold my beer.

Nah, I've got nothing. And also, it wasn't a beer, it was a fruity cocktail with minimal alcohol content.

[disappears back into hedge]

[Hurdergaryp]

Logical. You voted for a guy whose sadistic henchmen take children away from parents and put them into cages. Makes it real hard for the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave to criticize the human rights situation in other countries, even though that has always been a popular All-American pastime.

A rant a day keeps the doctor away.

But anger causes stress, which brings on the doctor.

#Debunked #WhatAmIDoingWithMyLife

A proven method to keep stress levels down and happiness up is listening to hard & heavy music.

#SavedByDeathMetal #InGrindWeCrust #UndeadPunkRising

[Ethel mermania]

I worry about me too.

Logical. You voted for a guy whose sadistic henchmen take children away from parents and put them into cages. Makes it real hard for the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave to criticize the human rights situation in other countries, even though that has always been a popular All-American pastime.

A rant a day keeps the doctor away.

Remember I am on the side of "They don't belong here send them home", but the separation of the little kids from family was over the line. In theory today Trump signed the executive order to make them stop.

Now those who compared this to Nazism I think need a better understanding of Nazism then they have now.

/end rant.

[The Blaatschapen]

Banking pays enough to make those meetings worth while.

Not hugely enamoured with the idea of being a banker, tbh.

If nothing else it'll mean She Who Must Not Be Named will have had the last laugh.

Lady Voldemort?

[Geneviev]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
You're experiencing a hallucination. There is no knocking. Reality is a lie.

This is what knock knock jokes should be.

[Ardrentt]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
You're experiencing a hallucination. There is no knocking. Reality is a lie.

This is what knock knock jokes should be.

No bad, bad knock knock. Supposed to have an awful pun, why. D:<

[Geneviev]

Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
You're experiencing a hallucination. There is no knocking. Reality is a lie.

This is what knock knock jokes should be.

No bad, bad knock knock. Supposed to have an awful pun, why. D:<

No awful puns in knock knock jokes. No.

[DesAnges]

Not hugely enamoured with the idea of being a banker, tbh.

If nothing else it'll mean She Who Must Not Be Named will have had the last laugh.

Lady Voldemort?

Lady Capital, sadly. Lady Voldemort would be much more amusing.

I'm imagining her being played by Ralph Fiennes in a wig.

[Hurdergaryp]

Logical. You voted for a guy whose sadistic henchmen take children away from parents and put them into cages. Makes it real hard for the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave to criticize the human rights situation in other countries, even though that has always been a popular All-American pastime.

A rant a day keeps the doctor away.

Remember I am on the side of "They don't belong here send them home", but the separation of the little kids from family was over the line. In theory today Trump signed the executive order to make them stop.

Now those who compared this to Nazism I think need a better understanding of Nazism then they have now.

/end rant.

Young children were murdered soon after arriving at the extermination camps of the Third Reich, what the Trump administration has been doing comes closer to what Franco and the similar fascist juntas in South America did. Not exactly a flattering comparison either, even though Franco's Spain and all those junta regimes were stalwart American allies.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Politics seems to have got in again. Did someone leave a window open?

[Khasinkonia]

I think I’ve been watching too much of Tracey Ullman pretending to be Nicola Sturgeon. I keep referring to my baby brother as “The wee bairn”.
I’m from Louisiana. This is new levels of malfunctioning code switching for me.

[Ethel mermania]

Politics seems to have got in again. Did someone leave a window open?

You mean this isn't the world cup thread?

[Dumb Ideologies]

I think I’ve been watching too much of Tracey Ullman pretending to be Nicola Sturgeon. I keep referring to my baby brother as “The wee bairn”.
I’m from Louisiana. This is new levels of malfunctioning code switching for me.

How did you even come across a middling UK current affairs satire program from all the way over there?

[Geneviev]

Politics seems to have got in again. Did someone leave a window open?

Whoever did will be forced to listen to Anderson Cooper crying for 25 minutes.

You did that.