Posted: Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:46 pm
We can build a better Jesus, -- monsanto.
Because sometimes even national leaders just want to hang out
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Cant remember if dos wrote:There's no need to bring the holy foreskin into it, just use communion wine. It has to be from a Catholic Church though.
The Free Joy State wrote:Ethel mermania wrote:And the camera adds 10 lbs. Don't want a fat Jesus, bad for the ratings.
Are you getting Clone Jesus ready for a reality show?
Please don't make him into some male model type.
If you're going to make Clone Jesus, make him deep and sensitive, not someone whose brains are in his biceps, flipping his coiffured locks at the cameras and parroting "Because I'm worth it."
The Free Joy State wrote:Ethel mermania wrote:And the camera adds 10 lbs. Don't want a fat Jesus, bad for the ratings.
Are you getting Clone Jesus ready for a reality show?
Please don't make him into some male model type.
If you're going to make Clone Jesus, make him deep and sensitive, not someone whose brains are in his biceps, flipping his coiffured locks at the cameras and parroting "Because I'm worth it."
The blAAtschApen wrote:So, with the advent of human cloning technology. Should we clone Jesus? There might be some usable DNA left in one of the relics (holy foreskin?). Thus, we can clone Him and force the second coming. And third, and fourth, why stop at only one
Or even better yet, a Jesus for everyone. Think of it :Your Own Personal Jesus *cue good Depeche Mode song*
In the end, the second coming is very important for various faiths. Why not help it a hand and force the issue
Ethel mermania wrote:The Free Joy State wrote:Are you getting Clone Jesus ready for a reality show?
Please don't make him into some male model type.
If you're going to make Clone Jesus, make him deep and sensitive, not someone whose brains are in his biceps, flipping his coiffured locks at the cameras and parroting "Because I'm worth it."
Sorry, we are casting clone Jesus for next season's jersey shore reboot. We are hoping to exclusive footage of clone Jesus making out with Snookie in the laundry room during a party.
Zemstatand wrote:NO