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Postby Dogmeat » Wed Jun 06, 2018 6:48 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
The Alexanderians wrote:Where would we even get frog jesus DNA?


From the holy pond, of course.

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Postby Dogmeat » Wed Jun 06, 2018 7:48 pm

Cant remember if dos wrote:There's no need to bring the holy foreskin into it, just use communion wine. It has to be from a Catholic Church though.

We tried that. We keep cloning yeast and grapes.
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Postby Balican » Wed Jun 06, 2018 8:09 pm

I'm going to entertain this idea. From what we know, the second coming will cause the destruction of all of Earth. So I would assume it would start like the Laboratory scene in the first Pokemon movie, you know, the one with Mewtwo. Except after that, there will be an unstoppable LITERAL God with the mission of the destruction of Earth. Sounds pretty serene to me.
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Postby The Free Joy State » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:52 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Gotta make sure he looks his best in front of the camera.

And the camera adds 10 lbs. Don't want a fat Jesus, bad for the ratings.


Are you getting Clone Jesus ready for a reality show?

Please don't make him into some male model type.

If you're going to make Clone Jesus, make him deep and sensitive, not someone whose brains are in his biceps, flipping his coiffured locks at the cameras and parroting "Because I'm worth it."
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Postby New Yemen » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:54 pm

whatTHE HELL

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Postby Zemstatand » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:56 pm

No!

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Postby Hurdergaryp » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:50 pm

New Yemen wrote:whatTHE HELL

Zemstatand wrote:No!

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Postby An Alan Smithee Nation » Thu Jun 07, 2018 1:04 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
The blAAtschApen wrote:
Buddha seems to be quite popular.

Americans like a starving Jesus, I don't. Know if they will go with a fat one. Maybe we can put together a focus group.


He dieted for our sins.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Thu Jun 07, 2018 1:22 am

An Alan Smithee Nation wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:Americans like a starving Jesus, I don't. Know if they will go with a fat one. Maybe we can put together a focus group.


He dieted for our sins.


The bread and wine diet :)
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Postby The Empire of Pretantia » Thu Jun 07, 2018 1:28 am

The Free Joy State wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:And the camera adds 10 lbs. Don't want a fat Jesus, bad for the ratings.


Are you getting Clone Jesus ready for a reality show?

Please don't make him into some male model type.

If you're going to make Clone Jesus, make him deep and sensitive, not someone whose brains are in his biceps, flipping his coiffured locks at the cameras and parroting "Because I'm worth it."

A male model can be thin.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:26 am

The Free Joy State wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:And the camera adds 10 lbs. Don't want a fat Jesus, bad for the ratings.


Are you getting Clone Jesus ready for a reality show?

Please don't make him into some male model type.

If you're going to make Clone Jesus, make him deep and sensitive, not someone whose brains are in his biceps, flipping his coiffured locks at the cameras and parroting "Because I'm worth it."

Sorry, we are casting clone Jesus for next season's jersey shore reboot. We are hoping to exclusive footage of clone Jesus making out with Snookie in the laundry room during a party.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:28 am

The blAAtschApen wrote:
An Alan Smithee Nation wrote:
He dieted for our sins.


The bread and wine diet :)

Proof he is the son of god, with all those carbs it would take a freakin miracle to lose all that weight.
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Postby Lady Scylla » Thu Jun 07, 2018 3:29 am

The blAAtschApen wrote:So, with the advent of human cloning technology. Should we clone Jesus? There might be some usable DNA left in one of the relics (holy foreskin?). Thus, we can clone Him and force the second coming. And third, and fourth, why stop at only one :)


Or even better yet, a Jesus for everyone. Think of it :Your Own Personal Jesus *cue good Depeche Mode song*

In the end, the second coming is very important for various faiths. Why not help it a hand and force the issue :)


Assuming the blood is really his, why not.

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Postby Hurdergaryp » Thu Jun 07, 2018 7:16 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
The Free Joy State wrote:Are you getting Clone Jesus ready for a reality show?

Please don't make him into some male model type.

If you're going to make Clone Jesus, make him deep and sensitive, not someone whose brains are in his biceps, flipping his coiffured locks at the cameras and parroting "Because I'm worth it."

Sorry, we are casting clone Jesus for next season's jersey shore reboot. We are hoping to exclusive footage of clone Jesus making out with Snookie in the laundry room during a party.

It is a biblical fact that the original Jesus was rather friendly towards fallen women, so you might be onto something.

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Postby Zemstatand » Sat Jun 16, 2018 2:55 am

NO

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Postby Hurdergaryp » Sat Jun 16, 2018 4:35 am

Zemstatand wrote:NO

What if I told you it is already too late to stop it? Not that I would be telling the truth, but it is still tempting.

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Postby Chan Island » Sat Jun 16, 2018 6:39 am

Zemstatand wrote:NO


Yes :twisted:
Conserative Morality wrote:"It's not time yet" is a tactic used by reactionaries in every era. "It's not time for democracy, it's not time for capitalism, it's not time for emancipation." Of course it's not time. It's never time, not on its own. You make it time. If you're under fire in the no-man's land of WW1, you start digging a foxhole even if the ideal time would be when you *aren't* being bombarded, because once you wait for it to be 'time', other situations will need your attention, assuming you survive that long. If the fields aren't furrowed, plow them. If the iron is not hot, make it so. If society is not ready, change it.

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Postby The Grims » Sat Jun 16, 2018 7:34 am

Zemstatand wrote:NO


No no.
No no no no.
No no there is no limit.

Clone a trillion.

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Postby Hurdergaryp » Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:33 am

The Grims wrote:
Zemstatand wrote:NO

No no.
No no no no.
No no there is no limit.

Clone a trillion.

Bring forth UltraChrist.

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Postby The Batavia » Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:39 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
The Grims wrote:No no.
No no no no.
No no there is no limit.

Clone a trillion.

Bring forth UltraChrist.

BUILD THE ULTIMATE ARMY OF JESUS CLONES
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Postby Firaxin » Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:42 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
The Grims wrote:No no.
No no no no.
No no there is no limit.

Clone a trillion.

Bring forth UltraChrist.

Who's to say Jesus won't come back via cyber ressurection? CyberJesus UltraChrist

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Postby Hurdergaryp » Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:48 am

Firaxin wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Bring forth UltraChrist.

Who's to say Jesus won't come back via cyber ressurection? CyberJesus UltraChrist

Piloting a mecha, of course.

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Postby Chan Island » Sat Jun 16, 2018 11:50 am

Firaxin wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Bring forth UltraChrist.

Who's to say Jesus won't come back via cyber ressurection? CyberJesus UltraChrist


Now that's a religion I would gladly follow :rofl:
Conserative Morality wrote:"It's not time yet" is a tactic used by reactionaries in every era. "It's not time for democracy, it's not time for capitalism, it's not time for emancipation." Of course it's not time. It's never time, not on its own. You make it time. If you're under fire in the no-man's land of WW1, you start digging a foxhole even if the ideal time would be when you *aren't* being bombarded, because once you wait for it to be 'time', other situations will need your attention, assuming you survive that long. If the fields aren't furrowed, plow them. If the iron is not hot, make it so. If society is not ready, change it.

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Postby Hurdergaryp » Sat Jun 16, 2018 12:01 pm

Chan Island wrote:
Firaxin wrote:Who's to say Jesus won't come back via cyber ressurection? CyberJesus UltraChrist

Now that's a religion I would gladly follow :rofl:

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Postby The Batavia » Sat Jun 16, 2018 12:09 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Chan Island wrote:Now that's a religion I would gladly follow :rofl:

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Ofcourse that's an actual thing...
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