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Postby The Batavia » Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:12 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
The Batavia wrote:That plus the fact they were probably drunk

Like seriously, this is some North Korean kind of shit

Once Poland is transformed into a fascist theocracy, a cloned Jesus Christ would work perfectly as God-Emperor of the nation.

Holy shit, I never realized

Turns out Poland is the biggest threat to world peace, not North Korea. This is probably why they want to leave the EU
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Tue Jun 05, 2018 9:18 am

The Batavia wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Once Poland is transformed into a fascist theocracy, a cloned Jesus Christ would work perfectly as God-Emperor of the nation.

Holy shit, I never realized

Turns out Poland is the biggest threat to world peace, not North Korea. This is probably why they want to leave the EU

Undoubtedly there are sentiments, but Polish citizens are working all over the European Union. They would lose that liberty when Poland decides that it is best to leave the nest.

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Postby Dogmeat » Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:21 am

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Can the Christian messiah have a office in America because of the constitution

So long as he was cloned in America.
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Postby Based Groyper » Tue Jun 05, 2018 10:58 am

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Postby Hurdergaryp » Wed Jun 06, 2018 6:08 am

Dogmeat wrote:
Sperio wrote:Can the Christian messiah have a office in America because of the constitution

So long as he was cloned in America.

And then the authorities will probably try to deport Jesus Christ 2.0, because he looks like someone from those scary Islamic countries.

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Postby Valrifell » Wed Jun 06, 2018 6:09 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Dogmeat wrote:So long as he was cloned in America.

And then the authorities will probably try to deport Jesus Christ 2.0, because he looks like someone from those scary Islamic countries.


Next time we'll be sure to dye him.
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Wed Jun 06, 2018 6:24 am

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Hurdergaryp wrote:And then the authorities will probably try to deport Jesus Christ 2.0, because he looks like someone from those scary Islamic countries.

Next time we'll be sure to dye him.

One does not simply dye the Son of God.

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Postby Ethel mermania » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:36 am

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Valrifell wrote:Next time we'll be sure to dye him.

One does not simply dye the Son of God.

Fine, exfoliation, bleqching and gentle chemical peels, nothing to good for the clone of god.
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Wed Jun 06, 2018 9:42 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:One does not simply dye the Son of God.

Fine, exfoliation, bleqching and gentle chemical peels, nothing to good for the clone of god.

Gotta make sure he looks his best in front of the camera.

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Postby Ethel mermania » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:01 am

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Ethel mermania wrote:Fine, exfoliation, bleqching and gentle chemical peels, nothing to good for the clone of god.

Gotta make sure he looks his best in front of the camera.

And the camera adds 10 lbs. Don't want a fat Jesus, bad for the ratings.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:02 am

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:10 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Gotta make sure he looks his best in front of the camera.

And the camera adds 10 lbs. Don't want a fat Jesus, bad for the ratings.


Buddha seems to be quite popular.
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:30 am

The blAAtschApen wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:And the camera adds 10 lbs. Don't want a fat Jesus, bad for the ratings.

Buddha seems to be quite popular.

That would be the Laughing Buddha, which is actually not the same as the Buddha whose teachings brought Buddhism into existence about 2500 years ago. Budai is a popular deified figure in Buddhism, but he is quite different from Siddhārtha Gautama.

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Postby Ethel mermania » Wed Jun 06, 2018 11:36 am

The blAAtschApen wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:And the camera adds 10 lbs. Don't want a fat Jesus, bad for the ratings.


Buddha seems to be quite popular.

Americans like a starving Jesus, I don't. Know if they will go with a fat one. Maybe we can put together a focus group.
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:30 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
The blAAtschApen wrote:Buddha seems to be quite popular.

Americans like a starving Jesus, I don't. Know if they will go with a fat one. Maybe we can put together a focus group.

We're going to need security, then. It is to be expected that people shall gather to protest this initiative. Those people will probably carry signs with them, and on those signs are probably statements about how the members of the focus group are condemned because of their blasphemous ways. Pretty sure those sanctimonious twats are going to shout angrily as well. They always shout.

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Postby Esternial » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:41 pm

Is DNA that old even usuable for cloning purposes?

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Postby The Alexanderians » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:43 pm

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Postby Arkeyana » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:43 pm

Esternial wrote:Is DNA that old even usuable for cloning purposes?


Good point.

I guess that's why we haven't cloned things from Amber fossils.
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Postby Hurdergaryp » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:44 pm

Esternial wrote:Is DNA that old even usuable for cloning purposes?

Some molecular restoration might be necessary, but that is actually an opportunity. It gives the bio-engineers the opportunity to improve and upgrade the genetic material.

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Postby The Alexanderians » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:45 pm

Esternial wrote:Is DNA that old even usuable for cloning purposes?

We've used older sources of DNA for things, granted they weren't always completely intact.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:46 pm

Esternial wrote:Is DNA that old even usuable for cloning purposes?

It worked in Jurassic park, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7. So I don't know why it would not work here.
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Postby The Alexanderians » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:46 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Esternial wrote:Is DNA that old even usuable for cloning purposes?

It worked in Jurassic park, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7. So I don't know why it would not work here.

Where would we even get frog jesus DNA?
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Postby Ethel mermania » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:46 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Esternial wrote:Is DNA that old even usuable for cloning purposes?

Some molecular restoration might be necessary, but that is actually an opportunity. It gives the bio-engineers the opportunity to improve and upgrade the genetic material.

We can build a better Jesus, -- monsanto.
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Postby Ethel mermania » Wed Jun 06, 2018 1:47 pm

The Alexanderians wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:It worked in Jurassic park, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 and 7. So I don't know why it would not work here.

Where would we even get frog jesus DNA?


From the holy pond, of course.
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