MAGAThread XIII: The Summit of Putin

[True Alimeria]

Btw, Montenegrians are known to be lazy af. Every Montenegrian has a chair next to his bed so he can recover from sleeping afterwards.
Also, many Montenegrians migrate to Serbia because they know there's much unemployment there hahahaha
(Joking ^^)

Your sense of humor needs work.

These are original jokes about Montenegrians. I just translated them into English.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Well, he was asked by an interviewer, "So, why should my son be sent to defend Montenegro?" (Mutual defense is the heart of the NATO pact.) Trump went into this rantlet about how Montenegrins can be very aggressive and who knows, next thing that happens is, we're in World War Three. Something like that.

If Montenegro attacked Serbia, it wouldn't be our problem. Montenegro really is the mountain people meme throughout history. They are aggressive and clannish. He just missed the point of defense. That being said, they contribute nothing, it's a small country with no value. Really they shouldn't be in NATO.

They provide solders in Afghanistan. They are with NATO beacuse they help us.

Honesty I forgot that Montenegro even existed, so I don't think they would start WW3.

No, of course not. Trump was saying that if someone, Russia perhaps, was attacked Montenegro, NATO would be obliged to defend them. He was fed the name of the place by the interviewer. I doubt he could have come up with it on his own.

Of course, Bismarck once said, on being asked what might start the next European war, "It will be some damn fool thing in the Balkans that sets it off."

Ok

[Seangoli]

As I said, Montenegro certainly won't start a world war anytime soon because they just ended a war with the Japos.
And Serbia has yet to finish WW2 btw ahahahaha

Ironically, amy war involving Montenegro would be started by Russia. Montenegro is pretty damn stable and pretty much the definition of non-aggressive. Russia attempted a failed coup there after the country joined NATO. If anyone is the aggressor in the situation, it is and would be Russia. Its like blaming the person walking on the sidewalk for getting hit by a car when the driver of the car specifically veered into them to hit them. Its fucking stupid as shit.

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Well, he was asked by an interviewer, "So, why should my son be sent to defend Montenegro?" (Mutual defense is the heart of the NATO pact.) Trump went into this rantlet about how Montenegrins can be very aggressive and who knows, next thing that happens is, we're in World War Three. Something like that.

Honesty I forgot that Montenegro even existed, so I don't think they would start WW3.

Never forget that the smoking gun for WWI was actually the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria by a Serbian in Bosnia, three countries we actually hardly give a fuck about this side of the pond too.

[True Alimeria]

The best advertisement of Montenegro coming from Donnie, who doesn't know where the town of "Belgium" is.

Knowing about an apparent "aggressivness" of half a million Montenegrians...

[The East Marches II]

As I said, Montenegro certainly won't start a world war anytime soon because they just ended a war with the Japos.
And Serbia has yet to finish WW2 btw ahahahaha

Ironically, amy war involving Montenegro would be started by Russia. Montenegro is pretty damn stable and pretty much the definition of non-aggressive. Russia attempted a failed coup there after the country joined NATO. If anyone is the aggressor in the situation, it is and would be Russia. Its like blaming the person walking on the sidewalk for getting hit by a car when the driver of the car specifically veered into them to hit them. Its fucking stupid as shit.

>Damn stable
>Non-aggressive

I see you don't know much about them. It'd be the Serbs that started something, a 1/3 of the country is Serbs afterall. They are always fond of that and the Russians are always willing to write them a blank check. That being said, Serbs should always be stopped.

[True Alimeria]

>Damn stable
>Non-aggressive

I see you don't know much about them. It'd be the Serbs that started something, a 1/3 of the country is Serbs afterall. They are always fond of that and the Russians are always willing to write them a blank check. That being said, Serbs should always be stopped.

The irony is, most of the notorious Serbian warmongers (Sloba, Karadzic, Arkan..) are Montenegrian by origin.

Edit: I think I'm mixing up something, might be wrong.

[The East Marches II]

>Damn stable
>Non-aggressive

I see you don't know much about them. It'd be the Serbs that started something, a 1/3 of the country is Serbs afterall. They are always fond of that and the Russians are always willing to write them a blank check. That being said, Serbs should always be stopped.

The irony is, most of the notorious Serbian warmongers (Sloba, Karadzic, Arkan..) are Montenegrian by origin.

See! :^)

Edit: even if you're wrong, I'm still gonna use it

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Honesty I forgot that Montenegro even existed, so I don't think they would start WW3.

Never forget that the smoking gun for WWI was actually the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria by a Serbian in Bosnia, three countries we actually hardly give a fuck about this side of the pond too.

I wouldn't say that, I care about Austria.

Also, while that was the smoking gun, tension was still building in Europe. That one assassination was just the one to start the whole thing.

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Anyway, my take is that Trump said a stupid thing that doesn't make sense when talking about Montenegro.

More Trump white noise.

[The South Falls]

At least we didn't get "Aleppo is in Alabama" Johnson, you know?

[True Alimeria]

At least we didn't get "Aleppo is in Alabama" Johnson, you know?

I know this debil ahahaha
Had my biggest laugh in my life XD

"What is Aleppo?"

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Never forget that the smoking gun for WWI was actually the assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand of Austria by a Serbian in Bosnia, three countries we actually hardly give a fuck about this side of the pond too.

I wouldn't say that, I care about Austria.

Like he said, we hardly give a fuck this side of the pond.

[True Alimeria]

I wouldn't say that, I care about Austria.

Like he said, we hardly give a fuck this side of the pond.

Well glad to hear that. And believe me, no one in the Balkan gives a fuck about the US and Russia, either.
The Balkan is a very beautiful region and I hope it will stay being untouched from outer influence.

[Proctopeo]

Like he said, we hardly give a fuck this side of the pond.

Well glad to hear that. And believe me, no one in the Balkan gives a fuck about the US and Russia, either.
The Balkan is a very beautiful region and I hope it will stay being untouched from outer influence.

They're very good at creating their own chaos,

[True Alimeria]

Well glad to hear that. And believe me, no one in the Balkan gives a fuck about the US and Russia, either.
The Balkan is a very beautiful region and I hope it will stay being untouched from outer influence.

They're very good at creating their own chaos,

I can assure you the Balkan will stay peaceful for a long long time.
Nationalism is dying in the Balkan.

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Like he said, we hardly give a fuck this side of the pond.

Well glad to hear that. And believe me, no one in the Balkan gives a fuck about the US and Russia, either.

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The Balkan is a very beautiful region and I hope it will stay being untouched from outer influence.

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[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Did I say something rude?

[Farnhamia]

Did I say something rude?

No, why do you ask? You can be so ... Canadian sometimes.

[True Alimeria]

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Most of the Balkanese are actually apolitical and don't give a f'ck about politics or American culture. They just want jobs and food
they have better things to do than waste their heads on where Trump's going to sh't next or anything else about the US.

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Well ok, but culturally speaking, definitely!

[Petrasylvania]

What?

*googles*

Trump shit talked Montenegro?

Why?

The more important question is how does he know that Montenegro exists?

Sweet nothings whispered by Vladimir during their private conference.

[Proctopeo]

What?

*googles*

Trump shit talked Montenegro?

Why?

The more important question is how does he know that Montenegro exists?

How do we know that it actually exists?

[San Carlos Islands]

Didn't Trump shove the Montengran president that one time?

[Farnhamia]

Didn't Trump shove the Montengran president that one time?

Their Prime minister but yeah.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Did I say something rude?

No, why do you ask? You can be so ... Canadian sometimes.

I just get worryed sometimes

[Farnhamia]

No, why do you ask? You can be so ... Canadian sometimes.

I just get worryed sometimes

Relax. *summons Guards to bring you a large bowl of poutine*