2018 FIFA World Cup Megathread

[Tinhampton]

Super Mario Goals - a contraption so fine that not even Nintendo could invent it!

I recant that comment. Who am I to call a player a goalscorer if he doesn't even have the dignity to direct a penalty into the goalkeeper's hands (injured or not)?

[Idzequitch]

Good, I was worried that the fix was in, and Russia would have won.

Predictions: England v. France for the finals.

Indeed. Your ridiculous notion has been disproven. I'm no Putin apologist, but give credit where it's due. Russia have outplayed their apparent potential and deserved to be where they were.

[Jerzylvania]

Good, I was worried that the fix was in, and Russia would have won.

Predictions: England v. France for the finals.

Yeah. You do know how they operate. Saves this World Cup from maybe needing the dreaded asterisk.

[Infected Mushroom]

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=(

[True Alimeria]

[Farnhamia]

Good, I was worried that the fix was in, and Russia would have won.

Predictions: England v. France for the finals.

Yeah. You do know how they operate. Saves this World Cup from maybe needing the dreaded asterisk.

If England wins, do they get to put the fleur de lys back in the monarch's coat of arms?

[Jerzylvania]

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=(

There there, IM. Shake it off. Shake it off. Take two shitposts then call me in the morning.

[San Regada]

Good, I was worried that the fix was in, and Russia would have won.

Predictions: England v. France for the finals.

Indeed. Your ridiculous notion has been disproven. I'm no Putin apologist, but give credit where it's due. Russia have outplayed their apparent potential and deserved to be where they were.

Don't be stupid! Everything was fixed!
- t. Western Propaganda

[The South Falls]

Bye bye, Putin my baby, bye Bye! Croatia has beat you!

4 million people total in Croatia. lmao.

They won without greatest leader Putin! I call fraud.

[Jerzylvania]

Yeah. You do know how they operate. Saves this World Cup from maybe needing the dreaded asterisk.

If England wins, do they get to put the fleur de lys back in the monarch's coat of arms?

Seem rather a drastic consequence. What would France get if they won? Joan of Arc restored to life?

[Archvenland]

Crooooaaaaaatttiiiiaaaaa!

[Freezic Vast]

Yeah. You do know how they operate. Saves this World Cup from maybe needing the dreaded asterisk.

If England wins, do they get to put the fleur de lys back in the monarch's coat of arms?

If they did another hundred year war, maybe?

[True Alimeria]

RVATSKAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[Farnhamia]

If England wins, do they get to put the fleur de lys back in the monarch's coat of arms?

Seem rather a drastic consequence. What would France get if they won? Joan of Arc restored to life?

Good point. Maybe the Queen would stop being the Duke of Normandy in the Channel Islands?

[Omerica]

Seem rather a drastic consequence. What would France get if they won? Joan of Arc restored to life?

Good point. Maybe the Queen would stop being the Duke of Normandy in the Channel Islands?

And maybe France can get Man as well

[Dumb Ideologies]

And so it's just an EU internal affair now.

We can't even immediately Leave because losing next means we still have to do the third place match.

DAMN YOU EUROS!!!

[Salandriagado]

Yeah. You do know how they operate. Saves this World Cup from maybe needing the dreaded asterisk.

If England wins, do they get to put the fleur de lys back in the monarch's coat of arms?

You say that like we ever got rid of it. It's all over the floor in the houses of parliament, too.

[Jerzylvania]

Seem rather a drastic consequence. What would France get if they won? Joan of Arc restored to life?

Good point. Maybe the Queen would stop being. the Duke of Normandy in the Channel Islands?

FTFY.
I had no choice. I thought of it. Had to do it. My bad.

Anyone for Belgian waffles in the finals?

[Farnhamia]

Good point. Maybe the Queen would stop being the Duke of Normandy in the Channel Islands?

And maybe France can get Man as well

Too surrounded in the Irish Sea. Something in the Caribbean, perhaps? Gérard Depardieu's weight in pasties?

[The South Falls]

And maybe France can get Man as well

Too surrounded in the Irish Sea. Something in the Caribbean, perhaps? Gérard Depardieu's weight in pasties?

Greizmann's weight.

[MERIZoC]

Would have been nice to see Russia go through just to see how mad it would make the Americans and English (especially the English). Oh well, here's hoping Croatia stomp them next round.

[Idzequitch]

Okay. It's been a fun ride, but I'm going to be cheering for a Brexit now. Go Croatia!

[Fartsniffage]

And maybe France can get Man as well

Too surrounded in the Irish Sea. Something in the Caribbean, perhaps? Gérard Depardieu's weight in pasties?

Why are you trying to bankrupt Cornwall?

[Purpelia]

How stupid can a guy be to miss the goal like that? I literally did not even care about the game as all my favorite teams have already dropped out and would not have watched it if not for other people in the room and still I am angry about that stupid move. That's how stupid it was.

That guy deserves to be sent to a gulag to mine uranium with his bare feet.

[Farnhamia]

Too surrounded in the Irish Sea. Something in the Caribbean, perhaps? Gérard Depardieu's weight in pasties?

Why are you trying to bankrupt Cornwall?

I know, I looked at Wiki to get the spelling and mon Dieu! The man has bulked up!