Is a hot dog a sandwich?

by **Hurdergaryp** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:02 am

Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft wrote:
Hammer Britannia wrote:We won't need to grave dig.

We'll keep this thread alive until 2050, this thread will become the New TET

You didn't make the OP, and the thread will be locked at 500 pages.

However, theoretically (in a spherical NSG in a vacuum...): Assume 20 posts in a page, 30 X 500 = 10,000 posts, 1 post every 2 weeks = 20,000 weeks = ~383 years = locked by the superintelligent AI mods in 2401.

If the ponderous discussion about hot dogs being or not being sandwiches manages to reach 500 pages, rest assured that a Hot Dogs Sandwich? PART TWO thread will see the light of day.

by **Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:03 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft wrote:You didn't make the OP, and the thread will be locked at 500 pages.

However, theoretically (in a spherical NSG in a vacuum...): Assume 20 posts in a page, 30 X 500 = 10,000 posts, 1 post every 2 weeks = 20,000 weeks = ~383 years = locked by the superintelligent AI mods in 2401.

If the ponderous discussion about hot dogs being or not being sandwiches manages to reach 500 pages, rest assured that a Hot Dogs Sandwich? PART TWO thread will see the light of day.

Well, crazes die. Dabbing died. Fidget spinners died. Ugandan Knuckles died.

by **Hurdergaryp** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:05 am

Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:If the ponderous discussion about hot dogs being or not being sandwiches manages to reach 500 pages, rest assured that a Hot Dogs Sandwich? PART TWO thread will see the light of day.

Well, crazes die. Dabbing died. Fidget spinners died. Ugandan Knuckles died.

Yet Kakarot's power level shall be forever OVER 9000!

by **Hammer Britannia** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:06 am

Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:If the ponderous discussion about hot dogs being or not being sandwiches manages to reach 500 pages, rest assured that a Hot Dogs Sandwich? PART TWO thread will see the light of day.

Well, crazes die. Dabbing died. Fidget spinners died. Ugandan Knuckles died.

BUT THIS THREAD SHAL BE THE THOUSAND YEAR REICH

by **Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:07 am

Hammer Britannia wrote:
Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft wrote:Well, crazes die. Dabbing died. Fidget spinners died. Ugandan Knuckles died.

BUT THIS THREAD SHAL BE THE THOUSAND YEAR REICH

People may have thought that about the dab

by **Hurdergaryp** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:07 am

Hammer Britannia wrote:
Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft wrote:Well, crazes die. Dabbing died. Fidget spinners died. Ugandan Knuckles died.

BUT THIS THREAD SHAL BE THE THOUSAND YEAR REICH

Not very bloody likely that this thread shall last about twelve years.

by **Hammer Britannia** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:09 am

Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft wrote:
Hammer Britannia wrote:BUT THIS THREAD SHAL BE THE THOUSAND YEAR REICH

People may have thought that about the dab

Nobody thought that way about the dab, and if they did they had no evidence

I DO!

by **Fartsniffage** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:14 am

Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
Then so is a hotdog.

No, it's only made of one piece of bread.

Cut in half.

by **Hurdergaryp** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 10:27 am

Fartsniffage wrote:
Constitutional Technocracy of Minecraft wrote:No, it's only made of one piece of bread.

Cut in half.

Unless it's one of those sausages encapsulated in a breadtube, a vexing variant of the hot dog.

by **Pax Nerdvana** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:43 am

I'm going to side with the middle on this thread. Hot dogs may be a sandwhich in some contexts.

by **Farnhamia** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:47 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:Cut in half.

Unless it's one of those sausages encapsulated in a breadtube, a vexing variant of the hot dog.

What if the bread has been twisted into a Mobius strip?

by **Pax Nerdvana** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:49 am

Farnhamia wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Unless it's one of those sausages encapsulated in a breadtube, a vexing variant of the hot dog.

What if the bread has been twisted into a Mobius strip?

Than... it's infinite.

by **Fartsniffage** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 11:56 am

Farnhamia wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:Unless it's one of those sausages encapsulated in a breadtube, a vexing variant of the hot dog.

What if the bread has been twisted into a Mobius strip?

Then you just solved world hunger. Your Noble Peace prize is in the post.

by **Pope Joan** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:22 pm

Sure it is. I like a hot Italian sausage sandwich (in a bun) with grilled onions and peppers. Not much of a step from there to a bratwurst and a hot dog.

The best dogs are grilled, and the casings *snap!* when you bite into them.
Mustard is the perfect topping; plain old basic mustard is fine but my favorite is spicy brown

Maybe the bun could be lightly toasted?

...now I'm hungry

by **Hurdergaryp** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 12:35 pm

Pope Joan wrote:Sure it is. I like a hot Italian sausage sandwich (in a bun) with grilled onions and peppers. Not much of a step from there to a bratwurst and a hot dog.

The best dogs are grilled, and the casings *snap!* when you bite into them.
Mustard is the perfect topping; plain old basic mustard is fine but my favorite is spicy brown

Maybe the bun could be lightly toasted?

...now I'm hungry

That's what you get for mentioning spicy mustard.

by **Dytarma** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:14 pm

I feel like I need to make a three-sided sandwich, don't know why, just feel the urge for some people to question my sanity...

by **Hurdergaryp** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:16 pm

Dytarma wrote:I feel like I need to make a three-sided sandwich, don't know why, just feel the urge for some people to question my sanity...

It is good to have a hobby, no matter how culinary deranged it seems to commoners.

by **Brizalia** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:16 pm

Got bread?
Got meat?
Got other stuff inside?

I deem it a sandwich.

by **Dytarma** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:17 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Dytarma wrote:I feel like I need to make a three-sided sandwich, don't know why, just feel the urge for some people to question my sanity...

It is good to have a hobby, no matter how culinary deranged it seems to commoners.

Yeah, that's always true, though I don't know how I would make it.

by **Hurdergaryp** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:20 pm

Dytarma wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:It is good to have a hobby, no matter how culinary deranged it seems to commoners.

Yeah, that's always true, though I don't know how I would make it.

That's where instructional YouTube videos enter the equation.

by **Olthar** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:20 pm

Dytarma wrote:
Hurdergaryp wrote:It is good to have a hobby, no matter how culinary deranged it seems to commoners.

Yeah, that's always true, though I don't know how I would make it.

Use peanut butter as an edible adhesive?

by **Pax Nerdvana** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:24 pm

Olthar wrote:
Dytarma wrote:Yeah, that's always true, though I don't know how I would make it.

Use peanut butter as an edible adhesive?

Definitely. If you use two slices of bread, instead of a bun, a hot dog is a sandwhich.

by **Hurdergaryp** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:25 pm

Olthar wrote:
Dytarma wrote:Yeah, that's always true, though I don't know how I would make it.

Use peanut butter as an edible adhesive?

It does have just the right kind of stickiness, so that's certainly an option.

by **Little St Nick** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:26 pm

Pax Nerdvana wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:What if the bread has been twisted into a Mobius strip?

Than... it's infinite.

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Dytarma wrote:Yeah, that's always true, though I don't know how I would make it.

That's where instructional YouTube videos enter the equation.

And here's one now...

by **Dytarma** » Mon Apr 16, 2018 2:33 pm

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Dytarma wrote:Yeah, that's always true, though I don't know how I would make it.

That's where instructional YouTube videos enter the equation.

Eh, I'm not trusting those again after I made some paper tanks.

Olthar wrote:
Dytarma wrote:Yeah, that's always true, though I don't know how I would make it.

Use peanut butter as an edible adhesive?

Yeah, that could work, maybe some honey for a sweeter person.

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