Is a hot dog a sandwich?

[Farnhamia]

Some sort of connection to ... Hamburg? You could grind up some ham and make a burger. I think it would need an egg or something as a binder but otherwise ...

You'll find more contention about the history of the hamburger and who made it first than any other foodstuff

AF Smith's slim volume on the subject is quite informative.

[Albrenia]

Some sort of connection to ... Hamburg? You could grind up some ham and make a burger. I think it would need an egg or something as a binder but otherwise ...

You'll find more contention about the history of the hamburger and who made it first than any other foodstuff

Who made the first Pavlova is fairly hotly contested by some... for some weird reason.

[Imperial Esplanade]

You'll find more contention about the history of the hamburger and who made it first than any other foodstuff

AF Smith's slim volume on the subject is quite informative.

Ya boy came prepared for the day a debate about hamburgers arose.

[Sefionto-Redu]

You must honour the flavour of our mayour!

Hehehe, mayour is a fun word to misspell.

According to my word processor, three words in there are misspelled.

Mine only says one. But it also thinks that "bokes" is a word.

[Mujahidah]

Some sort of connection to ... Hamburg? You could grind up some ham and make a burger. I think it would need an egg or something as a binder but otherwise ...

You'll find more contention about the history of the hamburger and who made it first than any other foodstuff

Even more than [REDACTED] Fries.

[Imperial Esplanade]

You'll find more contention about the history of the hamburger and who made it first than any other foodstuff

Even more than [REDACTED] Fries.

"Hi, I would like a nice, juicy, America-burger with Freedom Fries and a pop, please."

If you can't appease everyone, might as well just offend them all at once.

Next up: Ordering pizza. With pineapple on it.

[Valrifell]

Pasta = flour + water + oil
Bread = flour + water + oil
Dumplings = flour + water + oil
Tortilla = flour + water + oil
Porridge = flour + water + oil
Glue = = flour + water + oil

So horses are sandwiches?

No, but anything covered in glue is a sandwich.

[Olthar]

So horses are sandwiches?

No, but anything covered in glue is a sandwich.

So, you're saying that I should cover a horse in glue.

[Ifreann]

No, but anything covered in glue is a sandwich.

So, you're saying that I should cover a horse in glue.

Consider adding a slice of cheese as well.

[Albrenia]

So, you're saying that I should cover a horse in glue.

Consider adding a slice of cheese as well.

A horse covered in glue with added cheese is a sandwich:

CONFIRMED.

[Imperial Esplanade]

No, but anything covered in glue is a sandwich.

So, you're saying that I should cover a horse in glue.

Yes, and it must be a whole horse. At once.

[Olthar]

So, you're saying that I should cover a horse in glue.

Consider adding a slice of cheese as well.

I think horses are lactose intolerant.

[Valrifell]

Consider adding a slice of cheese as well.

I think horses are lactose intolerant.

I think that's intolerant.

[Valrifell]

No, but anything covered in glue is a sandwich.

So, you're saying that I should cover a horse in glue.

I feel like that violates some kind of law.

[Imperial Esplanade]

So, you're saying that I should cover a horse in glue.

I feel like that violates some kind of law.

Gordon Ramsey's law.

[Olthar]

So, you're saying that I should cover a horse in glue.

I feel like that violates some kind of law.

It's illegal to glue things now? Well, I guess all children are criminals then.

[Farnhamia]

I feel like that violates some kind of law.

Gordon Ramsey's law.

Gordon Ramsey violates some sort of law. And takes my appetite away.

[Albrenia]

Gordon Ramsey's law.

Gordon Ramsey violates some sort of law. And takes my appetite away.

The main question though is, is Gordon Ramsey a sandwich, if he eats a piece of bread and then you put a piece of bread on his head?

[Ethel mermania]

No, but anything covered in glue is a sandwich.

So, you're saying that I should cover a horse in glue.

Oh no, don't do that, for as the jockey whispered into his horses ear on the back stretch


Roses are red
Violets are blue
Horses that lose
Are turned into glue.

[Farnhamia]

Gordon Ramsey violates some sort of law. And takes my appetite away.

The main question though is, is Gordon Ramsey a sandwich, if he eats a piece of bread and then you put a piece of bread on his head?

Only the parts in between and not something I wish to even think about consuming.

[Ifreann]

Consider adding a slice of cheese as well.

I think horses are lactose intolerant.

Sandwiches aren't.

[Mghnb]

An open faced sandwich is the default sandwich. Or a tartine.

Then you agree that pizza is a sandwich

[Ethel mermania]

Gordon Ramsey's law.

Gordon Ramsey violates some sort of law. And takes my appetite away.

While there are many people I wouldn't mind eating, I agree with you Gordon Ramsay is out.

[Olthar]

I think horses are lactose intolerant.

Sandwiches aren't.

True. They just hate Mexicans and the Polish.

[Imperial Esplanade]

Gordon Ramsey violates some sort of law. And takes my appetite away.

The main question though is, is Gordon Ramsey a sandwich, if he eats a piece of bread and then you put a piece of bread on his head?

Pretty sure you just gave him a hat.

A very weird hat.