TET: May - Mexico, Mothers, Memorials

[Jolthig]

I know, I always talk about weather, but I'm amazed how super nice it is out here and yet we had a blizzard last weekend

[The South Falls]

I know, I always talk about weather, but I'm amazed how super nice it is out here and yet we had a blizzard last weekend

Where are you? It was nice all last week, but know it's cloudy and gloomy.

[Jolthig]

I know, I always talk about weather, but I'm amazed how super nice it is out here and yet we had a blizzard last weekend

Where are you? It was nice all last week, but know it's cloudy and gloomy.

Wisconsin

[Geneviev]

How odd. It has long been my theory that Austin, Texas, is actually a colony of extraterrestrials. How else would you explain that island of liberalism in Texas?

Well, we're mostly filled with aliens. We must keep weird, and liberal, so the humans had to be exported. They were sent to North, and West Texas. This is why those areas are so Republican. This is coming from an Austinite, I know what I'm talkin' bout.

That explains the weirdness. Austin is an interesting place compared to, say, Allen.

[Hurdergaryp]

It could be worse. He could have been an avid tweeter.

I am.

You... are? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

There's a whole section of shelf space in Sainsbury's that's dedicated solely to products that are borderline inedible.

Ah, the locally sourced aisle?

*flees in French*

The problem is that it is only one section of shelf space. Once Brexit has been fully achieved, all shelfs shall be filled with proud British cuisine. Gristle shall soon be back on the menu, perfectly seasoned for maximized blood pressure increase!

[The South Falls]

Well, we're mostly filled with aliens. We must keep weird, and liberal, so the humans had to be exported. They were sent to North, and West Texas. This is why those areas are so Republican. This is coming from an Austinite, I know what I'm talkin' bout.

That explains the weirdness. Austin is an interesting place compared to, say, Allen.

Or coleman. Except, Coleman was where a guy was selling ISIS flags for $10 a piece, so...

[Chrinthanium]

I am.

You... are? THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.

Ah, the locally sourced aisle?

*flees in French*

The problem is that it is only one section of shelf space. Once Brexit has been fully achieved, all shelfs shall be filled with proud British cuisine. Gristle shall soon be back on the menu, perfectly seasoned for maximized blood pressure increase!

Blood pudding all the time and everywhere.

[Geneviev]

That explains the weirdness. Austin is an interesting place compared to, say, Allen.

Or coleman. Except, Coleman was where a guy was selling ISIS flags for $10 a piece, so...

Interesting.
I honestly will always prefer Allen to Austin, as much as I appreciate the insanity.

[The South Falls]

Or coleman. Except, Coleman was where a guy was selling ISIS flags for $10 a piece, so...

Interesting.
I honestly will always prefer Allen to Austin, as much as I appreciate the insanity.

I prefer San Antonio to Dallas. Closer to home, both literally and figuratively.

[Reformed Houn]

I was drunk last night cause of birthday and woke up in the morning on a chair outside

[Reformed Houn]

Neck is fucked.

[The South Falls]

I was drunk last night cause of birthday and woke up in the morning on a chair outside

Good lord. How much did you have? Who were you with, that put you in a chair?

[Geneviev]

Interesting.
I honestly will always prefer Allen to Austin, as much as I appreciate the insanity.

I prefer San Antonio to Dallas. Closer to home, both literally and figuratively.

Dallas is only good for the airport in my opinion.

Don't get mad Dallas.

[Reformed Houn]

I was drunk last night cause of birthday and woke up in the morning on a chair outside

Good lord. How much did you have? Who were you with, that put you in a chair?

I drank two bottles of jäger I think, I started off the night with friends but they left at some point cause I started to scream about anarchy for some reason. The chair I apparently carried outside but I dont remember that

[The South Falls]

Good lord. How much did you have? Who were you with, that put you in a chair?

I drank two bottles of jäger I think, I started off the night with friends but they left at some point cause I started to scream about anarchy for some reason. The chair I apparently carried outside but I dont remember that

So you passed out in the chair? Sounds normal.

I prefer San Antonio to Dallas. Closer to home, both literally and figuratively.

Dallas is only good for the airport in my opinion.

Don't get mad Dallas.

Austin's airport is cool, although because we live in a suburb, we always have loud planes everywhere. I love that, because I'm a plain old plane enthusiast.

*badumcrash*

[Reformed Houn]

I drank two bottles of jäger I think, I started off the night with friends but they left at some point cause I started to scream about anarchy for some reason. The chair I apparently carried outside but I dont remember that

So you passed out in the chair? Sounds normal.

Oh yeah passing out is normal for me, just not on a chair outside in the middle of the apartment area.

[Geneviev]

Dallas is only good for the airport in my opinion.

Don't get mad Dallas.

Austin's airport is cool, although because we live in a suburb, we always have loud planes everywhere. I love that, because I'm a plain old plane enthusiast.

*badumcrash*

I would just get annoyed if I had loud planes everywhere.

[The South Falls]

So you passed out in the chair? Sounds normal.

Oh yeah passing out is normal for me, just not on a chair outside in the middle of the apartment area.

Maybe you could strap yourself to something whenever you drink, to prevent things like that? It's very good for not moving, although a little restrictive.
*badumcrash*
Man, I am full to the brim of these puns. Really gonna have to restrain me!
*badumcrash*

[Reformed Houn]

Facebook blocked me and my fiancé from talking to each other for an hour too, I was ready to go and kick Mark's ass till it started working

[Reformed Houn]

Oh yeah passing out is normal for me, just not on a chair outside in the middle of the apartment area.

Maybe you could strap yourself to something whenever you drink, to prevent things like that? It's very good for not moving, although a little restrictive.
*badumcrash*
Man, I am full to the brim of these puns. Really gonna have to restrain me!
*badumcrash*

Nah I need to pee like every 10 minutes if I drink anything continually lmao.

Puns are a S P O O K

[Yagon]

Well, every time it turns to talk
of drunken birthday chair walks
then I knows, I must be in Tetttttttttt....

And you can't talk about alcohol
without havin' some talk of Texas, y'all...
ya'll knows, you must be in Tetttttttttt....

The Razor's Edge of PG-13,
Somebody called somebody else a "weeb"
So I know, I must be in Tetttttttttttt...

Yeah, they ain't phonies, just ancaps and bronies,
They're a global "Cheers" with more demands for "source"
You mods and courts, why can't you see (OH MY WIFE LEFT ME FOR NSG!)
Max Barry done caused my divorrrrrrrrcccceeee.....

TET Blues, extemporaneous and unnecessary.

[The South Falls]

Well, every time it turns to talk
of drunken birthday chair walks
then I knows, I must be in Tetttttttttt....

And you can't talk about alcohol
without havin' some talk of Texas, y'all...
ya'll knows, you must be in Tetttttttttt....

The Razor's Edge of PG-13,
Somebody called somebody else a "weeb"
So I know, I must be in Tetttttttttttt...

Yeah, they ain't phonies, just ancaps and bronies,
They're a global "Cheers" with more demands for "source"
You mods and courts, why can't you see (OH MY WIFE LEFT ME FOR NSG!)
Max Barry done caused my divorrrrrrrrcccceeee.....

TET Blues, extemporaneous and unnecessary.

I thought my on-the-spot puns were great, but this is amazing. You could sing it as a country tune too, so bonus points from me. I give it a 12 at Texovision. Where's the awesome quotes thread, again?

[Yagon]

I thought my on-the-spot puns were great, but this is amazing. You could sing it as a country tune too, so bonus points from me. I give it a 12 at Texovision.

I am ignorant in music so cannot render the melody in my head in proper notation, but it does come off a bit "yokel" (if that's not a slur term). Yes, definitely an early country melody.

[Geneviev]

Well, every time it turns to talk
of drunken birthday chair walks
then I knows, I must be in Tetttttttttt....

And you can't talk about alcohol
without havin' some talk of Texas, y'all...
ya'll knows, you must be in Tetttttttttt....

The Razor's Edge of PG-13,
Somebody called somebody else a "weeb"
So I know, I must be in Tetttttttttttt...

Yeah, they ain't phonies, just ancaps and bronies,
They're a global "Cheers" with more demands for "source"
You mods and courts, why can't you see (OH MY WIFE LEFT ME FOR NSG!)
Max Barry done caused my divorrrrrrrrcccceeee.....

TET Blues, extemporaneous and unnecessary.

A round of applause.

I'm setting this to music right now.

[Yagon]

Well, every time it turns to talk
of drunken birthday chair walks
then I knows, I must be in Tetttttttttt....

And you can't talk about alcohol
without havin' some talk of Texas, y'all...
ya'll knows, you must be in Tetttttttttt....

The Razor's Edge of PG-13,
Somebody called somebody else a "weeb"
So I know, I must be in Tetttttttttttt...

Yeah, they ain't phonies, just ancaps and bronies,
They're a global "Cheers" with more demands for "source"
You mods and courts, why can't you see (OH MY WIFE LEFT ME FOR NSG!)
Max Barry done caused my divorrrrrrrrcccceeee.....

TET Blues, extemporaneous and unnecessary.

A round of applause.

I'm setting this to music right now.

If it makes any difference, in my head the lines "phonies" and "bronies" last more counts than the lyric seems to suggest.