TET: May - Mexico, Mothers, Memorials

[Chrinthanium]

There's not enough sex and violence in contemporary Christian music.

It's just shrouded in euphemism. Some of it's not even that subtle.

Yes, but, I don't see Christian music using lyrics like Trent Reznor. "I wanna F--k you like an animal. I wanna feel you from the inside." You won't see Christian music with that in it.

[The Blaatschapen]

They're island dwellers who speak a Germanic language. Their fashion sense is like the English

The Dutch authorities took care of the Urker island by means of the usual solution: more polders. The fishing industry is still a prominent part of Urker society, as is the Protestant Church. The Gereformeerde Protestant Church, to be exact. It's a Dutch thing. The Hervormde Protestant Church is older and actually less conservative, but the problem with 'gereformeerd' and 'hervormd' is that they both translate as 'reformed' in English.

That's not the only problem with that though...

SGP and CU and their related religions ( but especially the former) fully deserve my scorn.

[Dogmeat]

It's just shrouded in euphemism. Some of it's not even that subtle.

Yes, but, I don't see Christian music using lyrics like Trent Reznor. "I wanna F--k you like an animal. I wanna feel you from the inside." You won't see Christian music with that in it.

"Let Jesus come into you" is pretty close.

[The Blaatschapen]

Yes, but, I don't see Christian music using lyrics like Trent Reznor. "I wanna F--k you like an animal. I wanna feel you from the inside." You won't see Christian music with that in it.

"Let Jesus come into you" is pretty close.

Or all the songs by Faith+1

[Hurdergaryp]

There's not enough sex and violence in contemporary Christian music.

There's not enough sex.

Fortunately there is more than enough violence present in comtemporary Christian music if you know where to look.

[Chrinthanium]

Yes, but, I don't see Christian music using lyrics like Trent Reznor. "I wanna F--k you like an animal. I wanna feel you from the inside." You won't see Christian music with that in it.

"Let Jesus come into you" is pretty close.

The phrasing is a bit off on that one. There's far better ways to phrase that.

There's not enough sex.

Fortunately there is more than enough violence present in comtemporary Christian music if you know where to look.

Christian screamo? Ugh...

For years the church told me I needed Jesus. I wasn't feeling happy. Then I realized I was gay and became happy. Turns out I just needed dick.

[The Blaatschapen]

"Let Jesus come into you" is pretty close.

The phrasing is a bit off on that one. There's far better ways to phrase that.

Fortunately there is more than enough violence present in comtemporary Christian music if you know where to look.

Christian screamo? Ugh...

For years the church told me I needed Jesus. I wasn't feeling happy. Then I realized I was gay and became happy. Turns out I just needed dick.

Like Jesus, you just want to get nailed by a few Italians in uniform

[Gallade]

"Let Jesus come into you" is pretty close.

Or all the songs by Faith+1 :)

Thank you, the works of Eric Cartman have been playing on loop in my head since this conversation began.

[Chrinthanium]

The phrasing is a bit off on that one. There's far better ways to phrase that.


Christian screamo? Ugh...

For years the church told me I needed Jesus. I wasn't feeling happy. Then I realized I was gay and became happy. Turns out I just needed dick.

Like Jesus, you just want to get nailed by a few Italians in uniform

Oh my.... LOL

Calling death metal screamo is a bit odd, but I can see how the unenlightened would make that mistake. Here, have [img=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VF0vgV-BPw]some more growling gospel[/img], this time with a bit of DEUS VULT!

IMG tags for a URL?

[Hurdergaryp]

Calling death metal screamo is a bit odd, but I can see how the unenlightened would make that mistake. Here, have some more growling gospel, this time with a bit of DEUS VULT!

[Siberai]

i love cheese.

[The Blaatschapen]

Or all the songs by Faith+1

Thank you, the works of Eric Cartman have been playing on loop in my head since this conversation began.

You're welcome.

[Gallade]

i love cheese.

The forum spam rules apply in this thread, too.

[Chrinthanium]

Calling death metal screamo is a bit odd, but I can see how the unenlightened would make that mistake. Here, have some more growling gospel, this time with a bit of DEUS VULT!

If you growl and scream and your voice sounds like fingernails across a chalkboard and I need a translator to understand your English while singing... I don't listen to it. I don't need to be enlightened to know that. Though, by listening to it, I need Tylenol.

[Hurdergaryp]

IMG tags for a URL?

Damn, and here I was thinking I corrected my mistake smoothly by deleting the message after saving the text, followed by creating a new post with the improved edited text.

[Gallade]

There's not enough sex.

Fortunately there is more than enough violence present in comtemporary Christian music if you know where to look.

A stark reminder to not click blindly on a Hurd YouTube link, that's the kids awake, now.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

i love cheese.

cheese is great

[Hurdergaryp]

Calling death metal screamo is a bit odd, but I can see how the unenlightened would make that mistake. Here, have some more growling gospel, this time with a bit of DEUS VULT!

If you growl and scream and your voice sounds like fingernails across a chalkboard and I need a translator to understand your English while singing... I don't listen to it. I don't need to be enlightened to know that. Though, by listening to it, I need Tylenol.

You wouldn't like my music collection. You wouldn't like my music collection at all.

[The Blaatschapen]

Fortunately there is more than enough violence present in comtemporary Christian music if you know where to look.

A stark reminder to not click blindly on a Hurd YouTube link, that's the kids awake, now.

Scare them back into the bed with the Urker choir fashion sense.

And now that I think about it, I want to go a concert of them and play real life Where's Waldo.

[Hurdergaryp]

Fortunately there is more than enough violence present in comtemporary Christian music if you know where to look.

A stark reminder to not click blindly on a Hurd YouTube link, that's the kids awake, now.

And this time I wasn't even going for collateral damage, but here we go.

[Gallade]

A stark reminder to not click blindly on a Hurd YouTube link, that's the kids awake, now.

And this time I wasn't even going for collateral damage, but here we go.

My fault, my fault, I forgot to tell Alexa to stfu for the evening.

[Chrinthanium]

Fortunately there is more than enough violence present in comtemporary Christian music if you know where to look.

A stark reminder to not click blindly on a Hurd YouTube link, that's the kids awake, now.

Heh, I keep my speaker volume low because of a similar incident years ago on NS. Though, I don't have kids. I had a roommate. He didn't like hearing Nyan Cat at full blast at 3 in the morning.

If you growl and scream and your voice sounds like fingernails across a chalkboard and I need a translator to understand your English while singing... I don't listen to it. I don't need to be enlightened to know that. Though, by listening to it, I need Tylenol.

You wouldn't like my music collection. You wouldn't like my music collection at all.

If it sounds like what you linked, then you are correct. You're talking to the guy who still listens to Sinatra and Tony Bennett and Weird Al.

[Abserdia]

The best “Christian” music is by Sufjan Stevens, but I hesitate to his stuff that.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

The best “Christian” music is by Sufjan Stevens, but I hesitate to his stuff that.

This is best Christian music

[Dogmeat]

The best “Christian” music is by Sufjan Stevens, but I hesitate to his stuff that.

The best Christian music is the opening to Ergo Proxy.