Best City for a World Capital

[Senkaku]

NYC, Tokyo, or London, presumably.

[James_xenoland]

Well they're probably going to all be equally shitty as one so why not a giant space laser?

Why not build a space station city around it and solve the issue of which is the best city at the same time? I mean who would be dumb enough to even argue with a laser pointed at them? lol (which is not so ironically the only kind of way OP's topic would ever really come about.)

[Zhopgrad]

Hey, I just got an idea. Let's have the World Cup winner have the world capital.

And it won't just be a World Cup between countries. It would be between every settlement on Earth. The ultimate football free for all.

I'd love to see my home town actually win this somehow and my tiny little town surrounded by farms would become the capital of the whole world, it would be Hilarious to see all the capital buildings being built and shock on the news. (Oh god the memes, imagine what kinds of memes would be made)

[Appalachian Communists]

I'd say New York, London, Tokyo, or Beijing. An idea I had for a sci-fi novel has Shanghai as the capital, due to its sheer size and its historical, cultural, and economic significance.

[Major-Tom]

Tilted Towers.

[Walstibia]

Nah, you've all got it wrong (although whoever said the Moon or Mars were close).

The best city for a world capital is Port-aux-Francais, in the Kergulen Islands, in the south Indian Ocean!

Why? Because it's so isolated, and so remote, and so cold, that hardly anyone would want to go there. So fewer politicians would get involved in a world government, and we'd have less corruption and fewer infringements on our personal freedom.

So vive Port-aux-Francais!

[Webus]

Seems logical to chose the world's largest city, so Chongqing.

[Togeria]

I would say the best city is Istanbul. Easy access to three continents through sea and two through land. It’s also naturally protected which eases defenses.

[S i t k a]

Nah, you've all got it wrong (although whoever said the Moon or Mars were close).

The best city for a world capital is Port-aux-Francais, in the Kergulen Islands, in the south Indian Ocean!

Why? Because it's so isolated, and so remote, and so cold, that hardly anyone would want to go there. So fewer politicians would get involved in a world government, and we'd have less corruption and fewer infringements on our personal freedom.

So vive Port-aux-Francais!

If you want a truly isolated island settlement, go for Tristan da Cunha. The people there are so chill you wouldn't have to worry about corruption, though admittedly I don't know how well they'd run the world. Better than the people we've got, perhaps.

Or if you don't mind the place being uninhabited, you could set up shop on Bouvet Island, the world's most isolated piece of land. It's like 90% glacier, has a volcano, and gets horrible storms most of the year, so it meets your 'hardly anyone would want to go there' requirement.

[Walstibia]

Nah, you've all got it wrong (although whoever said the Moon or Mars were close).

The best city for a world capital is Port-aux-Francais, in the Kergulen Islands, in the south Indian Ocean!

Why? Because it's so isolated, and so remote, and so cold, that hardly anyone would want to go there. So fewer politicians would get involved in a world government, and we'd have less corruption and fewer infringements on our personal freedom.

So vive Port-aux-Francais!

If you want a truly isolated island settlement, go for Tristan da Cunha. The people there are so chill you wouldn't have to worry about corruption, though admittedly I don't know how well they'd run the world. Better than the people we've got, perhaps.

Or if you don't mind the place being uninhabited, you could set up shop on Bouvet Island, the world's most isolated piece of land. It's like 90% glacier, has a volcano, and gets horrible storms most of the year, so it meets your 'hardly anyone would want to go there' requirement.

Tristan might be cool except for having an active volcano that forced everyone to evacuate back in 1961. If it erupted again, it might wipe everyone out. Although, on second thought, maybe that's not a disadvantage after all . . . .

I would be worried about Bouvet Island, because it's close enough to Antarctica that it might make it easier to violate the Antarctic Treaty.

But any of those three might be OK!

[S i t k a]

If you want a truly isolated island settlement, go for Tristan da Cunha. The people there are so chill you wouldn't have to worry about corruption, though admittedly I don't know how well they'd run the world. Better than the people we've got, perhaps.

Or if you don't mind the place being uninhabited, you could set up shop on Bouvet Island, the world's most isolated piece of land. It's like 90% glacier, has a volcano, and gets horrible storms most of the year, so it meets your 'hardly anyone would want to go there' requirement.

Tristan might be cool except for having an active volcano that forced everyone to evacuate back in 1961. If it erupted again, it might wipe everyone out. Although, on second thought, maybe that's not a disadvantage after all . . . .

I would be worried about Bouvet Island, because it's close enough to Antarctica that it might make it easier to violate the Antarctic Treaty.

But any of those three might be OK!

We have very strange priorities for a world capital.

I can't wait to see what ideas for laws and such we come up with.

[Walstibia]

Tristan might be cool except for having an active volcano that forced everyone to evacuate back in 1961. If it erupted again, it might wipe everyone out. Although, on second thought, maybe that's not a disadvantage after all . . . .

I would be worried about Bouvet Island, because it's close enough to Antarctica that it might make it easier to violate the Antarctic Treaty.

But any of those three might be OK!

We have very strange priorities for a world capital.

I can't wait to see what ideas for laws and such we come up with.

The first law I'd come up with is to review all laws, get rid of most of them, and put a time limit on keeping the ones that aren't repealed outright

[Cetacea]

Europe is not the world.

No, that's AMERICA!

no point putting it in America

Hollywood has already told us that America will be the first place hit by either Worldkiller Asteroids or Alien Invasion

[Dumb Ideologies]

No messing, no smoke and mirrors, the globalists should just come straight out and admit where they're trying to take us.

The capital will be the village of Hell, Norway.

[Baltenstein]

>Austria

Heavier Godwin, right there.

IDK, "World Capital Vienna" just doesn't scream "Thousand Year Reich" like "World Capital Berlin" does.

If anything, it just makes me feel bad for the Habsburgs...

Actually, the official name would have been "World Capital Germania".

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Germania_(city)

[Dumb Ideologies]

Vienna, Austria. It's probably best in the long run, as it's basically at the center of Europe (the most influential conflict).

This works. They'd put a taboo on the word "nation" and whenever anyone says it NWO wizards would apparate in singing "it means nothing to me, it means nothing to meeee, oh Vienna - Vienna - Vienna" before wiping the concept from the mind of the guilty party.

[Nescala]

But realistically, housing everything for a planetary government in a single city probably isn't a great idea (Since you'd have all of your eggs in one basket, and people might not take kindly to the authority of a government continents away).

If we do get a world government, it would probably be more decentralized than most existing nations and have multiple centers of power.

And this idea has made me start to think (horrible thought, I know).

Thus, I present to you, my plan for the New World Order, otherwise known as a federation of federations of federations.

(Sorry for the small text, but I wanted it to be uniform, and it didn't fit for some countries, so meh.)

This idea shall create a World Federation (or maybe even a Confederacy) of 20 nations, which are coincidentally equal populations, which are also federations.

Why 20, you may ask? Eh... Insert a good reason, and say it's that.

The 20 countries will share some similarities of convenience (for example, much of the Middle Eastern union either shares a language or a religion ((with Greece being a lovely awkward little outlier)) and many states have similar/the same languages, like the Central American League, the NA-E League, the Slavic League and even to a certain extent the South American league).

This idea was made to make the least hardship for the world as it adapts to this new world, while still making 20 equally representative countries.

These 20 countries (totaling approximately 350,000,000 people each) will be further divided into 100 federal states each (with around 3,500,000 people each). And then, those 2,000 states will be divided into even smaller divisions, either by city or local area. Obviously the names would be changed to add a certain amount of Federal 'pride'.

So yeah... This would obviously be completely unfeasible in a real world... Which is why I am suddenly drawn to making some sort of project around this. *sigh* I have too many projects already. Do I need another? Anyone else as interested in this as me, or is this just me?

[Mushet]

Bigass artificial island in the middle of the Pacific.

It doesn't really matter what it's called as long as it's initials spell NWO in order to trigger Alex Jones. Also it's major arterial roads have to form a clear shape that is both spoopy and ridiculous.

[The Grene Knyght]

A floating sky city from which the reptilian elites can spit down upon us mere proles over whom they rule.

[Infected Mushroom]

Moscow

and the global HQ should be guarded by a fully trained, elite Black Guards unit

[Ethel mermania]

Beijing, they are going to control everything else anyway.

[Pilipinas and Malaya]

Paris,Toronto or Tokyo.

I actually wrote a really long-ass explanation but I accidentally deleted it and now my 20-mins work is gone.
UGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ILL JUST DO A FACTBOK OR DISPATCH

[Albrenia]

A floating sky city from which the reptilian elites can spit down upon us mere proles over whom they rule.

Let it be so!

[Aboim]

If you want a truly isolated island settlement, go for Tristan da Cunha. The people there are so chill you wouldn't have to worry about corruption, though admittedly I don't know how well they'd run the world. Better than the people we've got, perhaps.

Or if you don't mind the place being uninhabited, you could set up shop on Bouvet Island, the world's most isolated piece of land. It's like 90% glacier, has a volcano, and gets horrible storms most of the year, so it meets your 'hardly anyone would want to go there' requirement.

So they do corrupt activities without the notion that it is wrong and illegal. They will sell you to somali pirates or slave raiders, whoever comes first.

I think a world capital is the sort of thing that would best fit a planned city in the vein of Brasilia.

A floating city over the Kilimanjaro seems good.

[Hammer Britannia]

Here's a great idea

Make the Capital detroit

Then all the big government bureaucrat will die and we can do our own national thing again.