Left Wing Discussion Thread IV: Oh Hai Marx

[Jelmatt]

And your point was nothing but slander based on faulty logic.
But very well.

lol buddy if you got something against slander you in the wrong thread

try wrong website

[Kubra]

Cash, the pleasures of the world, power, influence.
Lots of stuff Communism cannot provide.

Do people want cash because they like paper and/or polymer?

before a few years ago I was always broke, because I could not stand paper.
These days, I got a vault full of sweet, sweet polymer.
I run it through a could cycle in the wash with maple syrup detergent, there's no other way to wash a canadian $100

[New Emeline]

So comrades, what are we arguing about now?

[Kubra]

So comrades, what are we arguing about now?

whether or not to purge you

[Jelmatt]

So comrades, what are we arguing about now?

whether robots should be unionized to prevent robot revolt or if we should accept our new robot overlords

oh, yeah, and what Kubra said too

[The Parkus Empire]

So comrades, what are we arguing about now?

whether or not to purge you

We already agreed. Now it's time for the trial

[Thermodolia]

whether or not to purge you

We already agreed. Now it's time for the trial

What trial? Their fate has already been decided. This is a sentencing!!

[New Emeline]

whether or not to purge you

We already agreed. Now it's time for the trial

what did I do this time?

[Democratic Communist Federation]

whether robots should be unionized to prevent robot revolt or if we should accept our new robot overlords

Robots should only be unionized if they can both produce and reproduce.

[Kubra]

We already agreed. Now it's time for the trial

what did I do this time?

we do not know your stance on whether or not the soviet union was a degenerate workers state or a state of degenerated workers
We, of course, assume the worst.

[New Emeline]

whether robots should be unionized to prevent robot revolt or if we should accept our new robot overlords

Robots should only be unionized if they can both produce and reproduce.

Why is that your metric and not, say, sapience?

[The Parkus Empire]

We already agreed. Now it's time for the trial

what did I do this time?

We will be happy to tell you once you've confessed

[Jelmatt]

what did I do this time?

we do not know your stance on whether or not the soviet union was a degenerate workers state or a state of degenerated workers
We, of course, assume the worst.

Now, answer us: where were you on the night of March 23rd, 2018?

what did I do this time?

We will be happy to tell you once you've confessed

Why tell? Why not just kill?

[The Xenopolis Confederation]

We already agreed. Now it's time for the trial

What trial? Their fate has already been decided. This is a sentencing!!

Wot about their freeze peach?

[Kubra]

lol buddy if you got something against slander you in the wrong thread

I'm mainly just criticizing his self-righteous stance that says we must accept a destructive ideology akin to naziism, fascism, theocracy, laissez-faire capitalism, etc.
The ideology must be ostracized, to stop mass death, destruction, and oppression of everyone.

better idea
why don't we ostracise liberals for being no fun at all

[Thermodolia]

we do not know your stance on whether or not the soviet union was a degenerate workers state or a state of degenerated workers
We, of course, assume the worst.

Now, answer us: where were you on the night of March 23rd, 2018?

In your cabinet stealing your food

[Jelmatt]

What trial? Their fate has already been decided. This is a sentencing!!

Wot about their freeze peach?

Comrades, arrest this man!

[Tule]

Which is more important in modern society: The military or healthcare?

[Thermodolia]

What trial? Their fate has already been decided. This is a sentencing!!

Wot about their freeze peach?

They can freeze their peaches

[Kubra]

What trial? Their fate has already been decided. This is a sentencing!!

Wot about their freeze peach?

It's already been expropriated and will make a lovely brandy

[Northern Davincia]

Very true. I guess it depends on the time of day you travel in.

Me?
Reactionary?

Not "reactionary" in a conservative sense, but definitely a liberal reactionary

I have a mild fondness for the neoreactionary movement, but I shudder at the thought of being deemed 'liberal'.

[The Parkus Empire]

Which is more important in modern society: The military or healthcare?

Depends on the state. But for America, healthcare is drastically underfunded and the military is drastically overfunded

[Thermodolia]

Which is more important in modern society: The military or healthcare?

Hard choice but I’m gonna go with the military. Because if you don’t have a military to protect your land you will have no people to give healthcare to

[The Parkus Empire]

Not "reactionary" in a conservative sense, but definitely a liberal reactionary

I have a mild fondness for the neoreactionary movement, but I shudder at the thought of being deemed 'liberal'.

Well you are certainly not conservative

[The Xenopolis Confederation]

Wot about their freeze peach?

Comrades, arrest this man!

Typical regressive left, smh. What is this, 1984? Totalitarian Authoritarian Collectivist Orwellian Dictatorial. (TACO'd for short). Infringing on my freeze peach.