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by Mujahidah » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:15 pm
Hammer Britannia wrote:The Parkus Empire wrote:A thread for your predictions about the the future of progress. Feel free to speculate and debate. Here are mine.
Sexual experimentation will become part of the public school curriculum.
Homosexuals will become increasingly militant, incorporating uniforms into their parades
Everyone will get bored by MLK after the bazillionth time, and so Black History Month will focus instead on celebrating the cultural legacy of twerking. Kanye West will be featured on American currency
HBO's Tits and Blood will be acclaimed by critics as "hip, stylish and sexy." Intended for mature audiences.
In the United States, "living document" judges will rule that the Fourteenth Amendment protects polygamy and mandates all states having polygamous marriage; those who object will be dismissed as "polyphobes". Judges will also rule freedom of speech protects child pornography, and due process protects pederasty.
After realizing space exploration's returns are dwarfed by costs, atheists will cease to support it. Science will instead focus on pony sexbots and making anime real
Euthanasia will be used to treat depression among children.
Islam will become the largest religion in Europe. The Pope will hail this as a "victory against colonialism."
I hope this is a meme, all of this is something Alex Jones would say when drunk
The Parkus Empire wrote:To paraphrase my hero, Richard Nixon: she's pink right down to her hijab.
The Parkus Empire wrote:I misjudged you, you are much more smarter than I gave you credit for.
Northern Davincia wrote:Can we engrave this in a plaque?
The Parkus Empire wrote:I am not sure I'm entirely comfortable with a woman being this well informed, but I'll try not to judge.
The Parkus Empire wrote:Ah, m'lady, if I were a heathen I'd wed thee four times
by The Parkus Empire » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:17 pm
by Benuty » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:18 pm
Hammer Britannia wrote:The Parkus Empire wrote:A thread for your predictions about the the future of progress. Feel free to speculate and debate. Here are mine.
Sexual experimentation will become part of the public school curriculum.
Homosexuals will become increasingly militant, incorporating uniforms into their parades
Everyone will get bored by MLK after the bazillionth time, and so Black History Month will focus instead on celebrating the cultural legacy of twerking. Kanye West will be featured on American currency
HBO's Tits and Blood will be acclaimed by critics as "hip, stylish and sexy." Intended for mature audiences.
In the United States, "living document" judges will rule that the Fourteenth Amendment protects polygamy and mandates all states having polygamous marriage; those who object will be dismissed as "polyphobes". Judges will also rule freedom of speech protects child pornography, and due process protects pederasty.
After realizing space exploration's returns are dwarfed by costs, atheists will cease to support it. Science will instead focus on pony sexbots and making anime real
Euthanasia will be used to treat depression among children.
Islam will become the largest religion in Europe. The Pope will hail this as a "victory against colonialism."
I hope this is a meme, all of this is something Alex Jones would say when drunk
by Hammer Britannia » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:18 pm
by The Parkus Empire » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:19 pm
by Mujahidah » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:19 pm
The Parkus Empire wrote:To paraphrase my hero, Richard Nixon: she's pink right down to her hijab.
The Parkus Empire wrote:I misjudged you, you are much more smarter than I gave you credit for.
Northern Davincia wrote:Can we engrave this in a plaque?
The Parkus Empire wrote:I am not sure I'm entirely comfortable with a woman being this well informed, but I'll try not to judge.
The Parkus Empire wrote:Ah, m'lady, if I were a heathen I'd wed thee four times
by Jackania yugo » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:19 pm
by Valrifell » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:21 pm
by Benuty » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:22 pm
by The East Marches II » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:22 pm
by Benuty » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:22 pm
Jackania yugo wrote:A response.
Sex education for kids will be banned. Anyone violating this law will be used for target practice.
No, homosexuals will be the first to be converted into human-pokemon hybrids for the military.
MLK will be remembered and both the regressive left and alt-right who spit in his face will be suppressed and/or mass genocided.
There will be a rise in art house, orginal and intelligent movies.
Only single child heterosexual relationships will be allowed (after a period of them being encouraged to give birth to more due to the earlier population control via mass genocide).
Space travel will be become a major focus of human society and atheism will have a major rise.
We will create anime esque robot maids/sexbots.
There will be a lot of that...on 40% of the population.
Ha! Islam...#1 religion. Pope? Don't make me laugh. Religion Will be banned as it counts as pseudoscience and Europe will become a major player in space.
by The Parkus Empire » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:24 pm
by Valrifell » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:24 pm
by The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:24 pm
by The Parkus Empire » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:25 pm
by Mujahidah » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:26 pm
The Parkus Empire wrote:To paraphrase my hero, Richard Nixon: she's pink right down to her hijab.
The Parkus Empire wrote:I misjudged you, you are much more smarter than I gave you credit for.
Northern Davincia wrote:Can we engrave this in a plaque?
The Parkus Empire wrote:I am not sure I'm entirely comfortable with a woman being this well informed, but I'll try not to judge.
The Parkus Empire wrote:Ah, m'lady, if I were a heathen I'd wed thee four times
by The Parkus Empire » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:26 pm
by Valrifell » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:26 pm
by Mujahidah » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:26 pm
The Parkus Empire wrote:To paraphrase my hero, Richard Nixon: she's pink right down to her hijab.
The Parkus Empire wrote:I misjudged you, you are much more smarter than I gave you credit for.
Northern Davincia wrote:Can we engrave this in a plaque?
The Parkus Empire wrote:I am not sure I'm entirely comfortable with a woman being this well informed, but I'll try not to judge.
The Parkus Empire wrote:Ah, m'lady, if I were a heathen I'd wed thee four times
by The Parkus Empire » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:26 pm
by Benuty » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:27 pm
by Benuty » Sun Mar 04, 2018 5:27 pm
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