Funeral Strippers

by **Kramanica** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:02 am

Ifreann wrote:
Salus Maior wrote:
Does this shitposting have anything to do with this subject, or has real discussion died already?

It's a thread about strippers at funerals. It's not exactly the most serious topic.

Apparently it's serious enough for China to set up a hotline for reporting it.

"Yes, uh, I'd like to report someone stripping at a funeral."

free-market · by **VoVoDoCo** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:09 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Vovodoco wrote:This is ridiculous. Voluntary association? Private morals? Free expression? Does this mean anything to people anymore?

You can be a stripper, but if you do it at the wrong location it's wrong?

Fuck this.

I don't want to fuck, that would be whores at funerals. I just want a little tittilation when I go.

Personally, I'd be okay with my grand kids losing their virginity at my funeral. And if that means some of their inheritance goes towards whores: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

by **Ifreann** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:24 am

Purpelia wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:How dare you.

This is the most important topic. Now I have to convince the mrs to allow them at hers, as ... you know.... a tribute.

Why? Is she going to wake up in her coffin and bang at the walls in disprovable?

She might.

Vovodoco wrote:This is ridiculous. Voluntary association? Private morals? Free expression? Does this mean anything to people anymore?

You can be a stripper, but if you do it at the wrong location it's wrong?

Fuck this.

This will be what brings down the commies in China. Restricting the right to watch people dance naked.

by **Ifreann** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:24 am

Kramanica wrote:Why does the Chinese government even care about this? Why is this something they're devoting time, money, and resources towards?

China hates fun.

free-market · by **VoVoDoCo** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:26 am

Ifreann wrote:
Purpelia wrote:Why? Is she going to wake up in her coffin and bang at the walls in disprovable?

She might.

Vovodoco wrote:This is ridiculous. Voluntary association? Private morals? Free expression? Does this mean anything to people anymore?

You can be a stripper, but if you do it at the wrong location it's wrong?

Fuck this.

This will be what brings down the commies in China. Restricting the right to watch people dance naked.

The strip that broke the camel's back.

free-market · by **VoVoDoCo** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:27 am

Protest is legal there. If I lived there, that's what I'd be doing.

by **Ifreann** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:29 am

Vovodoco wrote:Protest is legal there. If I lived there, that's what I'd be doing.

Tankman II: This Time It's Strippers

free-market · by **VoVoDoCo** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:39 am

Ifreann wrote:
Vovodoco wrote:Protest is legal there. If I lived there, that's what I'd be doing.

Tankman II: This Time It's Strippers

So I wasn't the only one picturing a protest strip show in front of a tank trail? Good.

by **Senkaku** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:42 am

Galloism wrote:
What say ye, masses of NSG?

...I want strippers at my funeral now.

Better not hold it in China, I guess.

by **Kramanica** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:44 am

Ifreann wrote:
Kramanica wrote:Why does the Chinese government even care about this? Why is this something they're devoting time, money, and resources towards?

China hates fun.

China hates freedom in general.

by **Ostroeuropa** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:45 am

It'd clash with my desire for a Zombie themed funeral. Or maybe not. Zombie strippers time?

free-market · by **VoVoDoCo** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:48 am

Ostroeuropa wrote:It'd clash with my desire for a Zombie themed funeral. Or maybe not. Zombie strippers time?

That was a movie I believe.

by **New Raffica** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 11:00 am

Well I better not die in China now

by **Ethel mermania** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:56 pm

Just a little background on the thing, it happens on Taiwan as well

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/t ... strippers/

It's national geographic, it is PG.

by **Galloism** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 4:57 pm

New Raffica wrote:Well I better not die in China now

Something wrong with awesome funerals?

by **Cetacea** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 6:01 pm

Ostroeuropa wrote:It'd clash with my desire for a Zombie themed funeral. Or maybe not. Zombie strippers time?

ttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekh3hsLpuSI < Movie Trailer

by **Genivaria** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:14 pm

Neanderthaland wrote:
The Parkus Empire wrote:Because...?

I thought you believed in small government?

Why on Earth would you think that?

by **Liriena** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 7:26 pm

Geesh, China, of all the hills to die on...

If people want consenting strippers at their weddings and funerals, let them have them.

by **Xmara** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:35 pm

Liriena wrote:Geesh, China, of all the hills to die on...

Did you just-

Anyway, never heard of this. Guess I've been going to the wrong funerals

by **Internationalist Bastard** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:40 pm

I think we need more strippers in life
Funerals, weddings, bar mitsvahs

by **Neanderthaland** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:50 pm

Internationalist Bastard wrote:I think we need more strippers in life
Funerals, weddings, bar mitsvahs

Job interviews, commencement ceremonies, prostate exams...

by **Internationalist Bastard** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:51 pm

Neanderthaland wrote:
Internationalist Bastard wrote:I think we need more strippers in life
Funerals, weddings, bar mitsvahs

Job interviews, commencement ceremonies, prostate exams...

Dentist appointments, graduations, Olive Garden

by **Cekoviu** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 8:54 pm

Internationalist Bastard wrote:
Neanderthaland wrote:Job interviews, commencement ceremonies, prostate exams...

Dentist appointments, graduations, Olive Garden

Vet appointments, Catholic mass, NSG...

by **The Two Jerseys** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:07 pm

And here I thought the Irish knew how to throw a good funeral...

by **Musselshell** » Wed Feb 21, 2018 9:34 pm

gentlemen put your hands together for Mingyun... One funeral only...

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