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PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 7:36 pm
by Ism
The Black Forrest wrote:
Neutraligon wrote:In congress no, but we have had people say the flood was real and so climate change will not happen because god promised he would not destroy the world.


I wonder what they will say about the North Pole now having temps of 27 degrees and all the ice sheet loss there and Greenland?


Wait a minute, 27 degrees is below freezing, which means the glaciers can’t be melting and, in fact, must be getting bigger.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 7:40 pm
by Shwe Tu Colony
Ism wrote:Wait a minute, 27 degrees is below freezing, which means the glaciers can’t be melting and, in fact, must be getting bigger.


& before you dare say you meant Fahrenheit, I'll have you know that that system's fake! It was all invented by you know who: it even says it in the name, Far-on-the-right. You know who else is far on the right? Those bad people! Yeah, those guys. You know who I'm talking about.

Wait, are most flat earthers politically on the right or left? Not sure if this joke fits if it's the former.

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 7:49 pm
by San Lumen
Shwe Tu Colony wrote:
Ism wrote:Wait a minute, 27 degrees is below freezing, which means the glaciers can’t be melting and, in fact, must be getting bigger.


& before you dare say you meant Fahrenheit, I'll have you know that that system's fake! It was all invented by you know who: it even says it in the name, Far-on-the-right. You know who else is far on the right? Those bad people! Yeah, those guys. You know who I'm talking about.

Wait, are most flat earthers politically on the right or left? Not sure if this joke fits if it's the former.


I would assume the right

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 7:52 pm
by New Emeline

PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2018 7:53 pm
by Shwe Tu Colony
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I would assume the right[/quote]

Uh hold on lemme remake that joke in the event that you are correct.

& before you dare say you meant Fahrenheit, I'll have you know that that system's fake! It was all invented by you know who: it even says it in the name, Far-on-the-right. That's right, those folk on that accursed heretical side are trying to make a mockery of our flat earth genius! Why, I'd bet their lovers' chests are flatter than our planet!

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:06 am
by Larin
Although i am a muslim, i believe that the earth is round, and the proof can be found in space by space travellers and NASA. And if the earth was really flat, all countries in the world would had the same timezone and the same day/night cycle

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:30 am
by Vassenor
Larin wrote:Although i am a muslim, i believe that the earth is round, and the proof can be found in space by space travellers and NASA. And if the earth was really flat, all countries in the world would had the same timezone and the same day/night cycle


Where exactly does Islamic scripture state the Earth is flat then to require you to add that qualifier?

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:33 am
by Larin
Vassenor wrote:
Larin wrote:Although i am a muslim, i believe that the earth is round, and the proof can be found in space by space travellers and NASA. And if the earth was really flat, all countries in the world would had the same timezone and the same day/night cycle


Where exactly does Islamic scripture state the Earth is flat then to require you to add that qualifier?


Idk but i say that automatically (although i am muslim, as a muslim), i know that there is no scripture saying that

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:42 am
by Jackania yugo
Well, if the Earth's suppose to be flat that why not the other planets?

See, that's how you debunk them. Just bring up the fact the other planets are globes so therefore the Earth is a globe and if you don't agree you are so f***ing dense I don't understand how you are beyond the level of vegetable.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:46 am
by Albrenia
Jackania yugo wrote:Well, if the Earth's suppose to be flat that why not the other planets?

See, that's how you debunk them. Just bring up the fact the other planets are globes so therefore the Earth is a globe and if you don't agree you are so f***ing dense I don't understand how you are beyond the level of vegetable.


We're talking about people who believe space is full of a fluid called Ether and that stars are holes in the roof of creation. I'm not sure logic works on them.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 4:52 am
by Auze
Jackania yugo wrote:Well, if the Earth's suppose to be flat that why not the other planets?

See, that's how you debunk them. Just bring up the fact the other planets are globes so therefore the Earth is a globe and if you don't agree you are so f***ing dense I don't understand how you are beyond the level of vegetable.

According to the Q&A of one, the Earth is not a planet

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 5:12 am
by Jackania yugo
Albrenia wrote:
Jackania yugo wrote:Well, if the Earth's suppose to be flat that why not the other planets?

See, that's how you debunk them. Just bring up the fact the other planets are globes so therefore the Earth is a globe and if you don't agree you are so f***ing dense I don't understand how you are beyond the level of vegetable.


We're talking about people who believe space is full of a fluid called Ether and that stars are holes in the roof of creation. I'm not sure logic works on them.


Why do these people exist? Should we just launch them into space to give them evidence...while the ship is hurtling towards the sun.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 6:28 am
by Sovaal
Neutraligon wrote:
San Lumen wrote:Has anyone in Congress ever said they think the Earth is flat and doesn't rotate, dinosaurs dont exist, satellites aren't real, astronauts are actors, and gravity is a unproven theory?

In congress no, but we have had people say the flood was real and so climate change will not happen because god promised he would not destroy the world.

I mean there exist multiple psuedoscientific theories out there, doesn’t mean to believe one is to believe all.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 7:09 am
by Katganistan
Camicon wrote:
LimaUniformNovemberAlpha wrote:I was thinking more of sending inspectors to make sure the schools that claimed to accept it actually did.

I don't know about America, but here in Canada there is a huge difference between what schools say they do and what they actually do.

I don't know about the rest of Canada, but in Alberta curriculum is set and approved by the province, and provincial achievement and diploma exams necessitate that teachers actually follow that curriculum; significant deviation would show in the publicly available results.

For instance, I was educated in the Catholic system and was never exposed to any creationist/FE conspiracy theory nonsense.

.......I don't know why they think the states that accepted common core don't actually use it. It's pretty obvious when you get a student that's moved from another state and is right up to speed....

Conspiracy theories?

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 7:10 am
by Katganistan
Lagomorph Supreme wrote:
Auphelia wrote:Soon the Flat Earth Society shall be the largest society on the globe!

Image

I love Sam and Max!

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 7:11 am
by Katganistan
San Lumen wrote:
Katganistan wrote:I should think that the connection to plate tectonics and earthquakes would make him very useful to the state government.

Its a a woman actually, Jess Phoenix. I really hope she wins. I dont think a vulcanologist has ever served in Congress.

I stand corrected. And yes, her expertise should make her useful.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:02 am
by San Lumen
Jackania yugo wrote:
Albrenia wrote:
We're talking about people who believe space is full of a fluid called Ether and that stars are holes in the roof of creation. I'm not sure logic works on them.


Why do these people exist? Should we just launch them into space to give them evidence...while the ship is hurtling towards the sun.

They would say its a hologram probably

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 10:47 am
by Jackania yugo
San Lumen wrote:
Jackania yugo wrote:
Why do these people exist? Should we just launch them into space to give them evidence...while the ship is hurtling towards the sun.

They would say its a hologram probably


Not when they all melt and become one with the ship they are in before dying in a violent explosion.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 2:56 pm
by San Lumen
Jackania yugo wrote:
San Lumen wrote:They would say its a hologram probably


Not when they all melt and become one with the ship they are in before dying in a violent explosion.


Hopefully the entire mission would be recorded in a live stream but the Flat Earth people would say it was fake and those people didn't really burn up in the sun.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:08 pm
by Jackania yugo
San Lumen wrote:
Jackania yugo wrote:
Not when they all melt and become one with the ship they are in before dying in a violent explosion.


Hopefully the entire mission would be recorded in a live stream but the Flat Earth people would say it was fake and those people didn't really burn up in the sun.


Well, who's up for some good old poltical manipulation, followed up with global one world authoritarian union and that's all topped off with mass genocide of the stupid.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:24 pm
by San Lumen
Jackania yugo wrote:
San Lumen wrote:
Hopefully the entire mission would be recorded in a live stream but the Flat Earth people would say it was fake and those people didn't really burn up in the sun.


Well, who's up for some good old poltical manipulation, followed up with global one world authoritarian union and that's all topped off with mass genocide of the stupid.


I dont think id go that far. Maybe take on the flat Earth people and send them to the ISS for a day. But i think there's no convincing these people. Some even think dinosaurs didn't exist. How could you concoct an entire species that existed for almost 200 million years?

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:29 pm
by Xmara
San Lumen wrote:
Jackania yugo wrote:
Well, who's up for some good old poltical manipulation, followed up with global one world authoritarian union and that's all topped off with mass genocide of the stupid.


I dont think id go that far. Maybe take on the flat Earth people and send them to the ISS for a day. But i think there's no convincing these people. Some even think dinosaurs didn't exist. How could you concoct an entire species that existed for almost 200 million years?


Dinosaurs are obviously a fabrication by the New World Order to convince us to accept the shapeshifting Reptilians as our overlords. /s

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:32 pm
by San Lumen
Xmara wrote:
San Lumen wrote:
I dont think id go that far. Maybe take on the flat Earth people and send them to the ISS for a day. But i think there's no convincing these people. Some even think dinosaurs didn't exist. How could you concoct an entire species that existed for almost 200 million years?


Dinosaurs are obviously a fabrication by the New World Order to convince us to accept the shapeshifting Reptilians as our overlords.

Of Course. The Titanosaur at the Natural History Museum was made up by a bunch of scientists as is every other dinosaur. The bones were created in a factory and then a story made up about them. How someone can actually believe dinosaurs didn't exist is beyond insane.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:34 pm
by Xmara
San Lumen wrote:
Xmara wrote:
Dinosaurs are obviously a fabrication by the New World Order to convince us to accept the shapeshifting Reptilians as our overlords.

Of Course. The Titanosaur at the Natural History Museum was made up by a bunch of scientists as is every other dinosaur. The bones were created in a factory and then a story made up about them. How someone can actually believe dinosaurs didn't exist is beyond insane.


I hope you realize I was joking.

PostPosted: Fri Mar 02, 2018 3:34 pm
by Jackania yugo
Xmara wrote:
San Lumen wrote:
I dont think id go that far. Maybe take on the flat Earth people and send them to the ISS for a day. But i think there's no convincing these people. Some even think dinosaurs didn't exist. How could you concoct an entire species that existed for almost 200 million years?


Dinosaurs are obviously a fabrication by the New World Order to convince us to accept the shapeshifting Reptilians as our overlords.


Well, time to open up the death cam-

*whisper whisper*

What's that, second impact? But then they would see us as weeabo-

*whisper whisper*

Ha ha ha.

*cocks gun*