Flat Earth Movement Growing

by **Kramanica** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:30 pm

Xmara wrote:
Aureumterra wrote:Most Flat Earners use this model:
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Still doesn’t explain why it’s daytime on one side and night on the other.

Anyway, I can’t stand flat earthers. What would be the purpose of the government lying about the shape of the earth? What would they gain?

Conspiracy theorists rarely ever ask the question of "What could anyone actually gain from this?" when thinking this shit up.

by **Zanera** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:31 pm

Xmara wrote:The earth is obviously a liquid blob floating through space

I mean...there's like, all that magma and stuff, and the crust is pretty thin, although the core is still solid so idk...

by **Colbert Super PAC** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:31 pm

Yes, yes, and it's carried on the back of four elephants standing on a turtle.

by **Farnhamia** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:32 pm

Kramanica wrote:
Xmara wrote:
Still doesn’t explain why it’s daytime on one side and night on the other.

Anyway, I can’t stand flat earthers. What would be the purpose of the government lying about the shape of the earth? What would they gain?

Conspiracy theorists rarely ever ask the question of "What could anyone actually gain from this?" when thinking this shit up.

Well, expect mind control, as I said. That's why tin-foil is always in fashion for headgear.

by **The Rich Port** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:32 pm

Colbert Super PAC wrote:Yes, yes, and it's carried on the back of four elephants standing on a turtle.

Proof against your lies:

The Earth IS A TURTLE

by **Revolutionary Equestria** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:33 pm

You guys are actually all wrong, you and the flat tards. The Earth is a ball and we're on the inside.

by **Farnhamia** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:35 pm

Revolutionary Equestria wrote:You guys are actually all wrong, you and the flat tards. The Earth is a ball and we're on the inside.

Yeah, but if that's true, there should be dinosaurs. There are always dinosaurs inside the Earth.

by **Aillyria** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:37 pm

Revolutionary Equestria wrote:You guys are actually all wrong, you and the flat tards. The Earth is a ball and we're on the inside.

Next thing they'll be teaching are David Icke's works on Reptilians and Saturn being a portal to Hell.

by **Zanera** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:38 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Revolutionary Equestria wrote:You guys are actually all wrong, you and the flat tards. The Earth is a ball and we're on the inside.

Yeah, but if that's true, there should be dinosaurs. There are always dinosaurs inside the Earth.

Dinosaurs were planted into the ground by Satan to test us for God.
However that relationship works for that to happen.

by **Farnhamia** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:38 pm

Aillyria wrote:
Revolutionary Equestria wrote:You guys are actually all wrong, you and the flat tards. The Earth is a ball and we're on the inside.

Next thing they'll be teaching are David Icke's works on Reptilian's and Saturn being a portal to Hell.

Jupiter is the portal to Hell. Saturn is where you park your vehicle. It's like long-term parking at the airport.

by **Revolutionary Equestria** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:39 pm

Farnhamia wrote:Yeah, but if that's true, there should be dinosaurs. There are always dinosaurs inside the Earth.

BUT THERE ARE!

by **Farnhamia** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:40 pm

Revolutionary Equestria wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Yeah, but if that's true, there should be dinosaurs. There are always dinosaurs inside the Earth.

BUT THERE ARE!

Pfft. That reminds me, I need to order some quill pens.

by **Colbert Super PAC** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:43 pm

Kramanica wrote:
Xmara wrote:
Still doesn’t explain why it’s daytime on one side and night on the other.

Anyway, I can’t stand flat earthers. What would be the purpose of the government lying about the shape of the earth? What would they gain?

Conspiracy theorists rarely ever ask the question of "What could anyone actually gain from this?" when thinking this shit up.

Obviously it's to make our children gay.

by **Destructive Government Economic System** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:45 pm

Someone should try walking off the edge if the Earth really is flat. I'll volunteer in advance.

by **Revolutionary Equestria** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:45 pm

Colbert Super PAC wrote:
Obviously it's to make our children gay.

Stop puting chemicals in the water turning the fucking frogs gay!

by **Aillyria** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:45 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Aillyria wrote:Next thing they'll be teaching are David Icke's works on Reptilian's and Saturn being a portal to Hell.

Jupiter is the portal to Hell. Saturn is where you park your vehicle. It's like long-term parking at the airport.

Better get your trip before the Big Red Spot disappears!!!

by **Kramanica** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:46 pm

Colbert Super PAC wrote:
Kramanica wrote:Conspiracy theorists rarely ever ask the question of "What could anyone actually gain from this?" when thinking this shit up.

Obviously it's to make our frogs ~~children~~ gay.

Fixed.

by **Sovaal** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:46 pm

Revolutionary Equestria wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Yeah, but if that's true, there should be dinosaurs. There are always dinosaurs inside the Earth.

BUT THERE ARE!

Utahraptor or bust.

by **Farnhamia** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:47 pm

Aillyria wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Jupiter is the portal to Hell. Saturn is where you park your vehicle. It's like long-term parking at the airport.

Better get your trip before the Big Red Spot disappears!!!

You think the TSA in the US is bad ...

by **Aillyria** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:49 pm

Kramanica wrote:
Xmara wrote:
Still doesn’t explain why it’s daytime on one side and night on the other.

Anyway, I can’t stand flat earthers. What would be the purpose of the government lying about the shape of the earth? What would they gain?

Conspiracy theorists rarely ever ask the question of "What could anyone actually gain from this?" when thinking this shit up.

Eh, it depends on the specific conspiracy theory tbh. For this Flat Earth, bs....it has no real benefit for being hidden if it were true, all it'd cause is inefficiencies and mismeasurement.

by **The Huskar Social Union** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:49 pm

Flat Earth Movement is beyond fucking stupid, i just dont fucking get it.

Revolutionary Equestria wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Yeah, but if that's true, there should be dinosaurs. There are always dinosaurs inside the Earth.

BUT THERE ARE!

wait a minute... this looks famil-

WE HAVE BEEN FUCKING INFILTRATED, ACTIVATE XCOM

by **Xmara** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:52 pm

Aillyria wrote:
Kramanica wrote:Conspiracy theorists rarely ever ask the question of "What could anyone actually gain from this?" when thinking this shit up.

Eh, it depends on the specific conspiracy theory tbh. For this Flat Earth, bs....it has no real benefit for being hidden if it were true, all it'd cause is inefficiencies and mismeasurement.

Exactly. No motive, no reason (generally).

by **Revolutionary Equestria** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:53 pm

The Huskar Social Union wrote:wait a minute... this looks famil-

WE HAVE BEEN FUCKING INFILTRATED, ACTIVATE XCOM

by **Matthewstownville** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:57 pm

Everyone though that Eratosthenes was crazy for centuries. But he was only a few meters out with calculating the circumference also by using the sun. I don't understand why people think the government NASA etc would bother going to all this effort to cover it up surely they would have just stuck with Eratosthenes is crazy, but they didn't and why bother.It seems like a waste of time and effort to make up such a fabrication and I cant be convinced that anyone would benefit from creating such a facade or even how anyone could benefit. If the earth was flat then surely they would just say it was flat... Someone said to me once 'It's because the horizon is always flat even from up really high including from a plane' - So I suppose if that's the mindset then..... :rofl:

by **Internationalist Bastard** » Tue Feb 13, 2018 1:58 pm

If the earth is flat I would have jumped off years ago

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