Which caste are you?

[The United Provinces of Serbania]

Vaishyas. I have been learning about the Indian Caste System (I am in 6th grade) and I, in the summer have a lemonade stand, so that counts as a business?

Anyways, Vaishyas. Vaishyas.VaishyasVaishyasVaishyasVaishyasVaishyasVaishyasVaishyasVaishyasVaishyas.

[New Luckyland]

My grandad was a miner. My dad was a nuclear physicist. I don't do caste!

[Internationalist Bastard]

Well going by the caste system, my dad was dead, his dad was dead before him so I guess I’m dead

[Bakery Hill]

As a feudal ideology it's on the way out. It can't stand up to capitalism.

[Bakery Hill]

"L'Assemblée nationale détruit entièrement le régime féodal. Elle décrète que, dans les droits et les devoirs tant féodaux que censuels, ceux qui tiennent à la main-morte réelle ou personnelle, et à la servitude personnelle, et ceux qui les représentent, sont abolis sans indemnité."

* sheds single patriotic tear *

[Bakery Hill]

As a member of the Brahmin, what special rights and privileges do I get?

Can I move to India, get a manor and establish myself as a titled person? Do I get free retainers too?

No, you get none of these, even if you were a Hindu. Many Brahmins are poor.