Turkey: eating left-handed is demonic

[Kramanica]

Your joke is lost on me.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Born_This_Way_(song)

Ah.

[Kubumba Tribe]

Thats fucking stupid.

https://sunnah.com/nasai/48/20
https://sunnah.com/urn/1273740
https://sunnah.com/muslim/2/82
https://sunnah.com/abudawud/1/32
https://sunnah.com/abudawud/2/369
Now idk about them calling the use of the left hand as "demonic", but there is some basis for their reasoning.

So are those.

Depends on their validity. So far, Muslim Islamic scholars have graded them as sahih (true, no mistakes in narration), so I - and other Muslims, depends on who you ask - take them as true.

(or Allah, I presume)

Your presumption is correct

No, there really isn't...

I don't know about Islam, but in Judaism and Christianity, they have their facts straight. God is explicitly shown to be right-handed. Demons and Satan are implied to be left-handed.

Same in Al-Islam

what's the point of being left-handed anyway?

it's beyond unacceptable in business to shake with your left-hand, it makes steering more difficult, it makes it much more likely for you to be uncomfortable (and a burden) to people sitting next to you on a table ... are there any benefits?

It's genetic, you can't just choose to be right handed.

My 4th grade teacher told me that some girl's dad taught her to be right-handed. I'm pretty sure people can change from left-handed to right-handed with practice and time.

[Ethel mermania]

Shit, they are onto us.

[Farnhamia]

Shit, they are onto us.

We told you not to go out at night.

[Kramanica]

Thats fucking stupid.

So are those.

Depends on their validity. So far, Muslim Islamic scholars have graded them as sahih (true, no mistakes in narration), so I - and other Muslims, depends on who you ask - take them as true.

(or Allah, I presume)

Your presumption is correct

I don't know about Islam, but in Judaism and Christianity, they have their facts straight. God is explicitly shown to be right-handed. Demons and Satan are implied to be left-handed.

Same in Al-Islam

It's genetic, you can't just choose to be right handed.

My 4th grade teacher told me that some girl's dad taught her to be right-handed. I'm pretty sure people can change from left-handed to right-handed with practice and time.

No one wants to do that.

[Skyhooked]

Well, usually drink from my glass with left hand. Where are my adorable, little red horns and pitchfork?

[Ultramarr]

Doesn't say that only demons eat and drink with their left hand, just that demons do. Although I am surprised Islam considers demons to be corporeal entities.

Many consider shayateen to be jinn, which can interact in a tactile manner with people and objects and also subject to bodily desires like eating and sleeping

Isn't Satan an Abrahamic figure while the Jinn comes from pre Islamic Arabia don't they?

[Kubumba Tribe]

Many consider shayateen to be jinn, which can interact in a tactile manner with people and objects and also subject to bodily desires like eating and sleeping

Isn't Satan an Abrahamic figure while the Jinn comes from pre Islamic Arabia don't they?

https://www.islamreligion.com/articles/ ... d-of-jinn/

[Ethel mermania]

Shit, they are onto us.

We told you not to go out at night.

I have been banging the extra wives, no wonder they hate lefties.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Thats fucking stupid.

So are those.

Depends on their validity. So far, Muslim Islamic scholars have graded them as sahih (true, no mistakes in narration), so I - and other Muslims, depends on who you ask - take them as true.

Thats still fucking stupid.

Being left handed is not a fucking sign of wickedness, regardless of what any hand me down holy book says.

[Farnhamia]

We told you not to go out at night.

I have been banging the extra wives, no wonder they hate lefties.

Ethel!

[Western Vale Confederacy]

*looks at left hand*

Well shit, I guess I'll phone up Satan and book my trip to Hell on Trivago!

Y'know, crap like this makes me question if Satan really is the bad guy...at least he doesn't judge me for using my left hand.

[Kubumba Tribe]

Depends on their validity. So far, Muslim Islamic scholars have graded them as sahih (true, no mistakes in narration), so I - and other Muslims, depends on who you ask - take them as true.

Thats still fucking stupid.

Says who?

Being left handed is not a fucking sign of wickedness, regardless of what any hand me down holy book says.

Well, the Holy Qur'an was handed down, so idk how that's supposed to be an insult.

*looks at left hand*

Well shit, I guess I'll phone up Satan and book my trip to Hell on Trivago!

Y'know, crap like this makes me question if Satan really is the bad guy...at least he doesn't judge me for using my left hand.

No, Shaytan (la) judges you for believing in Allah (SWT) and obeying him.

[Ethel mermania]

I have been banging the extra wives, no wonder they hate lefties.

Ethel!

It makes a lot more sense this way.

[The New California Republic]

Thats still fucking stupid.

Says who?

Says anyone who doesn't follow Islam, or any of the Abrahamic religions that interpret left-handedness to be associated with Satan.

Being left handed is not a fucking sign of wickedness, regardless of what any hand me down holy book says.

Well, the Holy Qur'an was handed down, so idk how that's supposed to be an insult.

I don't like hand-me-downs, never have.

[The Huskar Social Union]

Thats still fucking stupid.

Says who?

Being left handed is not a fucking sign of wickedness, regardless of what any hand me down holy book says.

Well, the Holy Qur'an was handed down, so idk how that's supposed to be an insult.

*looks at left hand*

Well shit, I guess I'll phone up Satan and book my trip to Hell on Trivago!

Y'know, crap like this makes me question if Satan really is the bad guy...at least he doesn't judge me for using my left hand.

No, Shaytan (la) judges you for believing in Allah (SWT) and obeying him.

Rational fucking people thats who.

[Kubumba Tribe]

Says who?

Says anyone who doesn't follow Islam, or any of the Abrahamic religions that interpret left-handedness to be associated with Satan.

So, not Prophet Muhammad (SAWS) (possibly).
Gotcha.

[Pope Joan]

But is not Turkey supposed to be a secular state?

Of course, so is Israel, yet they also are of the devil.

[Aillyria]

https://sunnah.com/nasai/48/20
https://sunnah.com/urn/1273740
https://sunnah.com/muslim/2/82
https://sunnah.com/abudawud/1/32
https://sunnah.com/abudawud/2/369
Now idk about them calling the use of the left hand as "demonic", but there is some basis for their reasoning.

Basis yes, but it says nothing about banning people from eating with their left hand. Not to mention the hadith are garbage.

[The New California Republic]

Says anyone who doesn't follow Islam, or any of the Abrahamic religions that interpret left-handedness to be associated with Satan.

So, not Prophet Muhammad (SAWS) (possibly).
Gotcha.

No, so what? What does that have to do with anything?

[Kubumba Tribe]

But is not Turkey supposed to be a secular state?

No, it isn't

https://sunnah.com/nasai/48/20
https://sunnah.com/urn/1273740
https://sunnah.com/muslim/2/82
https://sunnah.com/abudawud/1/32
https://sunnah.com/abudawud/2/369
Now idk about them calling the use of the left hand as "demonic", but there is some basis for their reasoning.

Basis yes, but it says nothing about banning people from eating with their left hand.

I'm pretty sure sure on of the ahadith I linked talked about that. But even if they didn't, they pretty much did

Not to mention the hadith are garbage.

Depends on which ahadith you're talking about

[Kubumba Tribe]

So, not Prophet Muhammad (SAWS) (possibly).
Gotcha.

No, so what? What does that have to do with anything?

Whatever someone says is moot if it doesn't line up with Al-Islam.

[Krasny-Volny]

I am right handed, but I often eat with my left as my right is busy on my phone.

Put your phone away at the supper table, sweetheart.

[Ultramarr]

But is not Turkey supposed to be a secular state?

Of course, so is Israel, yet they also are of the devil.

It wasn't until the horrible Islamist Erdogan took over. It was secular under the great nationalist leader Ataturk.

[Kubumba Tribe]

But is not Turkey supposed to be a secular state?

Of course, so is Israel, yet they also are of the devil.

It wasn't until the horrible Islamist Erdogan took over. It was secular under the great nationalist leader Ataturk.

Erdogan isn't really an Islamist imo. But by the looks of it Turkey does seems to be coming back to its roots AlHamdulillah.
La'natullah 'alaa Ataturk.