Turkey: eating left-handed is demonic

[Washington Resistance Army]

Yeah, fuck that. Your system is awful and should not be put in place anywhere.

Says who?

Anyone who isn't morally bankrupt.

[El-Amin Caliphate]

Yes. Muslims must live under Islamic law, but non-Muslims don't.

If. You. Are. Living. Under. A. Theocracy. Then. You. Are. Living. Under. That. Religion.

Do you not understand this? Even if you're non-Muslim you would still be living under Islamic rule.

Non-Muslims aren't subject to Islamic law.

[Kramanica]

Yeah, fuck that. Your system is awful and should not be put in place anywhere.

Says who?

>[insert non Allah or Muhammad person or institution here]
>hahahaha so not Allah or Muhammad lol okay bruv BTFO
That sound about right?

[Kramanica]

If. You. Are. Living. Under. A. Theocracy. Then. You. Are. Living. Under. That. Religion.

Do you not understand this? Even if you're non-Muslim you would still be living under Islamic rule.

Non-Muslims aren't subject to Islamic law.

*inhales*
Let's try again.

If you live in a theocracy then you are, by default, living under that religion because that religion CONTROLS THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT.

[Genivaria]

If. You. Are. Living. Under. A. Theocracy. Then. You. Are. Living. Under. That. Religion.

Do you not understand this? Even if you're non-Muslim you would still be living under Islamic rule.

Non-Muslims aren't subject to Islamic law.

Except when non-Muslims who aren't even citizens of that country are subject to Islamic law.
https://www.albawaba.com/loop/chinese-m ... ce-1074470

[Sovaal]

Non-Muslims aren't subject to Islamic law.

Except when non-Muslims who aren't even citizens of that country are subject to Islamic law.
https://www.albawaba.com/loop/chinese-m ... ce-1074470

This just in: Theocracies are bad, m’kay? More at 11.

[Free Tristania]

Turkey is increasingly turning into a well-armed joke. It having a decent sized army and a large militant population in Western Europe is why it's still a very unfunny joke.

It's not in Western Europe, not by any definition of the region. And as long as it's still in NATO, it's internal...madness can be somewhat overlooked.

I take it that you are unaware of the presence of large cohorts of heavily politicised Turkish minorities in f.i the Netherlands and Germany ?

[The New California Republic]

We whip people who commit illegal sexual intercourse, being drunk. And no, it's not like whipping a slave, it's more like spanking a child.*

*Spelling mistakes of "whip" corrected by me, The NCR.

Yeah, no. Corporal punishment for gay sex or having a few drinks is absurd. Getting whipped for both those things would ruin my weekends. Also, if you think the horror of getting whipped is comparable to the mild spankings I got as a child, then you are very much mistaken....

[Sovaal]

What makes y'all think that non-Muslims would be living under Al-Islam? They won't.
Also, Kram, yes. I would be ok living under a Jewish, Christian, or other religious government as long as I can still practice Al-Islam fully.
And WRA, Muslims don't wipe people. We wip people who commit illegal sexual intercourse, being drunk, producing false witness/not enough witness/no or had evidence (I may have missed some or got something incorrect). And no, it's not like wipping a slave, it's more like spanking a child.

With a whip.

[Genivaria]

What makes y'all think that non-Muslims would be living under Al-Islam? They won't.
Also, Kram, yes. I would be ok living under a Jewish, Christian, or other religious government as long as I can still practice Al-Islam fully.
And WRA, Muslims don't wipe people. We wip people who commit illegal sexual intercourse, being drunk, producing false witness/not enough witness/no or had evidence (I may have missed some or got something incorrect). And no, it's not like wipping a slave, it's more like spanking a child.

The fact that historically Islamic regimes have forced non-Muslims to live under Islamic law.
Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining.

Muslims don't wipe people

Oh I'm glad to hear tha-

We wip people who commit illegal sexual intercourse, being drunk, producing false witness/not enough witness/no or had evidence

How barbarous, wait did you just imply that people who do these things are in fact, NOT people?

[The New California Republic]

Muslims don't wipe people

Oh I'm glad to hear tha-

We wip people who commit illegal sexual intercourse, being drunk, producing false witness/not enough witness/no or had evidence

How barbarous, wait did you just imply that people who do these things are in fact, NOT people?

Yes, he did. Didn't the Nazis do the same thing with the Jews, reduced them to the status of objects to make killing them easier?

[Thermodolia]

What makes y'all think that non-Muslims would be living under Al-Islam? They won't.

Pretty much every Muslim majority nation in existence. Non of them are very tolerant of Christianity, let alone the Jews.

Also, Kram, yes. I would be ok living under a Jewish, Christian, or other religious government as long as I can still practice Al-Islam fully.

You wouldn’t be allowed to. You would probably be arrested for blasphemy under a Christian or Jewish theocracy.

And WRA, Muslims don't wipe people. We wip people who commit illegal sexual intercourse, being drunk, producing false witness/not enough witness/no or had evidence (I may have missed some or got something incorrect).

> says that’s Muslims don’t whip people
> proceeds to tell everyone what kind of people Muslims whip.

Also why the fuck are you whiping people for being drunk, having sex, or being a witness. That’s extremely shitty and more of a read why radical Islam is not compatible with western society and culture

And no, it's not like wipping a slave, it's more like spanking a child.

Sure....

[Sovaal]

What makes y'all think that non-Muslims would be living under Al-Islam? They won't.

Pretty much every Muslim majority nation in existence. Non of them are very tolerant of Christianity, let alone the Jews.

Also, Kram, yes. I would be ok living under a Jewish, Christian, or other religious government as long as I can still practice Al-Islam fully.

You wouldn’t be allowed to. You would probably be arrested for blasphemy under a Christian or Jewish theocracy.

And WRA, Muslims don't wipe people. We wip people who commit illegal sexual intercourse, being drunk, producing false witness/not enough witness/no or had evidence (I may have missed some or got something incorrect).

> says that’s Muslims don’t wip people
> proceeds to tell everyone what kind of people Muslims wip.

Also why the fuck are you wiping people for being drunk, having sex, or being a witness. That’s extremely shitty and more of a read why radical Islam is not compatible with western society and culture

And no, it's not like wipping a slave, it's more like spanking a child.

Sure....

You telling me you never was whipped you children? Monster/s

[Thermodolia]

Yeah, fuck that. Your system is awful and should not be put in place anywhere.

Says who?

Says us and the majority of the west and the US, oh and gay people and people who don’t want to be punished for coming forward with anything.

[Thermodolia]

We whip people who commit illegal sexual intercourse, being drunk. And no, it's not like whipping a slave, it's more like spanking a child.*

*Spelling mistakes of "whip" corrected by me, The NCR.

Yeah, no. Corporal punishment for gay sex or having a few drinks is absurd. Getting whipped for both those things would ruin my weekends. Also, if you think the horror of getting whipped is comparable to the mild spankings I got as a child, then you are very much mistaken....

Or depending on how kinky you are it might just make your weekend

[El-Amin Caliphate]

My next posts about Shari'ah and other parts of Al-Islam are going to be in the IDT3 insha-Allah, this seems to be going into a threadjack

[Genivaria]

My next posts about Shari'ah and other parts of Al-Islam are going to be in the IDT3 insha-Allah, this seems to be going into a threadjack

Quick! Change the subject!

[Thermodolia]

My next posts about Shari'ah and other parts of Al-Islam are going to be in the IDT3 insha-Allah, this seems to be going into a threadjack

Quick! Change the subject!

It’s the only way I know how to win a debate!

[Sovaal]

My next posts about Shari'ah and other parts of Al-Islam are going to be in the IDT3 insha-Allah, this seems to be going into a threadjack

K.

[Freaneet]

Another reason to overthrow their leader.

[El-Amin Caliphate]

My next posts about Shari'ah and other parts of Al-Islam are going to be in the IDT3 insha-Allah, this seems to be going into a threadjack

Quick! Change the subject!

That's already happened for the past 2-3 pages

Another reason to overthrow their leader.

Tried and failed

[Pope Joan]

Mennonites in the Netherlands were burned alive for publicly praying AFTER eating instead of beforehand.

These religious types, they really know how to focus on the things that really matter.

Forget about justice and mercy, but give us TABLE MANNERS!!

[El-Amin Caliphate]

Mennonites in the Netherlands were burned alive for publicly praying AFTER eating instead of beforehand.

These religious types, they really know how to focus on the things that really matter.

Forget about justice and mercy, but give us TABLE MANNERS!!

Are you serious...?
I can't find anything about it

[Pope Joan]

Mennonites in the Netherlands were burned alive for publicly praying AFTER eating instead of beforehand.

These religious types, they really know how to focus on the things that really matter.

Forget about justice and mercy, but give us TABLE MANNERS!!

Are you serious...?
I can't find anything about it

It is in the Martyrs' Mirror
q.v.

[The Archregimancy]

Assuming the OP is reliable, this could simply be a heavy-handed and poorly phrased attempt to address a genuine public health issue.

I haven't looked closely enough at the issue to form a firm opinion either way, but given what the left hand is typically used for in peasant cultures across the Middle East (and let's not mince words; it's typically used to wipe the shit from the arse after a bowel movement), discouraging use of the left hand in food consumption is actually a fairly good idea.

Arguing that using your arse-wiping hand to eat food is demonic is something those of us in the industrialised west might well find to be medieval and/or amusing, but if that's the most effective way of convincing your average illiterate Anatolian peasant to minimise contact between faeces and food, I don't see why it's all to the bad.

We don't all have access to toilet paper and flush toilets.