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Turkey: eating left-handed is demonic

Postby Kramanica » Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:47 pm

Yep.

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Turkey's highest religious authority has said that every pious Muslim must only use their right hand to eat and drink – because, apparently, only demons are left-handed.

Turkey’s Directorate of Religious Affairs (Diyanet), which is an official state institution, issued a fatwa (decree) Saturday, implying that those who happen to be born left-handed should switch sides for their own good, at least when it comes to the dinner table. The fatwa came in response to a question on eating with the left hand.

“Establishing general principles regarding eating and drinking, the Prophet Muhammad did not regard eating with the left hand as pleasant,” the watchdog said, adding that the Prophet “attached great importance to this issue and warned his community that demons eat and drink using their left hand.”

“It is the duty of every Muslim to adhere to the advice and guidance of the Prophet on eating and drinking with the right hand,” Dyianet stated on its official website.

A fatwa is a legal, non-binding, but respected interpretation of the Islamic code, and is usually issued by a competent authority. In order to make sure their children abide by the table manners prescribed by the Prophet, it’s “necessary” for parents to teach them to only use their right hand to both eat and drink, it said.

An exception is made for physically disabled people who cannot comply with the guidance. The statement has drawn public backlash, with Turkey expert and journalist Marc Guillet noting on Twitter “that pious Muslims in Turkey who are left handed must feel horrible.”

Others slammed the discriminatory nature of the statement, arguing it falls in line with the ongoing crackdown on civil liberties in Turkey.

It is not Diyanet's first eyebrow-raising ruling in recent months. In January, it appeared to have endorsed the marriages of boys and girls at the age of 12 and 9 respectively. The statement, that appeared in an online religious glossary on its website, immediately caused an uproar, with opposition parties demanding a parliamentary investigation into the authority. Diyanet subsequently took down the entry, denying it was ever in favor of child marriages which is outlawed in Turkey, and said it was merely interpreting Islamic law.

In a fatwa in December, it warned that any husband who tells his wife that she resembles a female relative of his, a mother or a sister, should be automatically considered divorced from his wife.

Apart from offering lifestyle guidance, Diyanet has also dabbled in both finance and high tech, banning cryptocurrency operations as inappropriate according to Islam.

So, yeah. Turkey's Directorate of Religious Affairs (which is a state body) says that eating left-handed is demonic. So all those lefties out there, either change the way you eat or be branded as demonic. Obviously, as a lefty myself I think that this is ridiculous. But this just shows how quickly Turkey is dissolving into religious fundamentalism and absurdity under the reign of Erdogan. Ataturk must be turning in his grave.

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Postby Internationalist Bastard » Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:50 pm

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Postby Sovaal » Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:52 pm

Internationalist Bastard wrote:*Raises left hand*
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Postby Olthar » Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:57 pm

I am right handed, but I often eat with my left as my right is busy on my phone.
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Postby Donut section » Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:59 pm

Next up on Turkey "Not being Erdrogen is evil, witchcraft."

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Postby Skippityboobopistan » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:00 pm

I think we can all agree this is pretty ridiculous. I'd like to see one decent argument for why this is a good idea.

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Postby Topoliani » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:01 pm

Last time I checked, last time I used my left hand to drink a soda I didn't summon satan
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Postby Pilarcraft » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:01 pm

Somehow, I'm not surprised. I've actually heard similar stuff to this from Shi'a Clerics in Iran a lot. well, something about Left-handed people being sinners and going to hell or something.
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Postby The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:02 pm

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Postby Trumptonium » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:03 pm

Good on them. Everyone I hate is left-handed.
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I’m ambidextrous and eat with either hand. So what am I?
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Xmara wrote:I’m ambidextrous and eat with either hand. So what am I?

A half-demon.
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Postby Xmara » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:05 pm

Sovaal wrote:
Internationalist Bastard wrote:*Raises left hand*
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WITCH! DEMON!


BURN THE WITCH!
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Postby Topoliani » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:06 pm

Xmara wrote:I’m ambidextrous and eat with either hand. So what am I?

Literally Satan
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Postby Olthar » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:07 pm

Topoliani wrote:Last time I checked, last time I used my left hand to drink a soda I didn't summon satan

Are you sure? Maybe you were too hopped up on that demon juice to notice.
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Postby Topoliani » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:07 pm

Olthar wrote:
Topoliani wrote:Last time I checked, last time I used my left hand to drink a soda I didn't summon satan

Are you sure? Maybe you were too hopped up on that demon juice to notice.

Well, my house isn't on fire and my crosses aren't upside down. So I should be alright
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Postby Xmara » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:08 pm

Destructive Government Economic System wrote:"Prisoner Name: ABE-173."

"Location: Hell."

"Reason: Eating Pringles potato chips with both hands."


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Postby Olthar » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:10 pm

Topoliani wrote:
Olthar wrote:Are you sure? Maybe you were too hopped up on that demon juice to notice.

Well, my house isn't on fire and my crosses aren't upside down. So I should be alright

Alright. Just keep a look out for stray pools of goat blood.
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Postby Al-Ismailiyya » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:12 pm

*rolls eyes* this is such bullshit. See? This is why most of the ahadith are idiotic.

Anyways, yeah. This repeats a lot throughout Islam. One major way it is displayed is in which shoulder your Kiraman Katibin (honourable scribes) sit on. These are the angels that record all of your good and bad deeds in life. The angel that records good sits on your right shoulder. The one that records bad sits on your left.

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Postby MERIZoC » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:12 pm

As a lefty I can certainly say there is something demonic about always bumping elbows with righties when eating at a restaurant

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Postby Sovaal » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:16 pm

MERIZoC wrote:As a lefty I can certainly say there is something demonic about always bumping elbows with righties when eating at a restaurant

For you’re own good we need to amputate the offending appendage.
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Postby Xmara » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:32 pm

Sovaal wrote:
MERIZoC wrote:As a lefty I can certainly say there is something demonic about always bumping elbows with righties when eating at a restaurant

For you’re own good we need to amputate the offending appendage.


Or perform an exorcism :p
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Postby Kubumba Tribe » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:41 pm

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Now idk about them calling the use of the left hand as "demonic", but there is some basis for their reasoning.
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