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Panzerjaeger
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Postby Panzerjaeger » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:13 pm

The Parkus Empire wrote:
Mannehtopia wrote:I jacked off when I was reading this thread. Beat that.


You beat it. I'm not touching it.

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Postby Bedessia » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:13 pm

Mannehtopia wrote:I jacked off when I was reading this thread. Beat that.


So you were sexually aroused by a bunch of people you have never seen in real life?
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Postby Farnhamia » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:14 pm

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Postby Jupitoryel Earth » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:14 pm

ha ha

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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:14 pm

Ulu Turan wrote:inside the girl :lol2:

Jubu Jubu Jabu wrote:v) In a vagina


Thats one, erm... flexible girl.
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Postby The Marxist Commune » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:14 pm

FreeSatania wrote:
Collective Systems wrote:What's with people waking at their school? I mean... really? Have some self, bloody, control. Add a little decency while you're at it.

It's funnier not to :p


I tried to do it at school once... But It got a little awkward. My friend, however, did succeed at it. My teacher even patted him on the back while he was doing it and told him to keep up the good work.
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Postby Kaputer » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:14 pm

Bedessia wrote:
Mannehtopia wrote:I jacked off when I was reading this thread. Beat that.


So you were sexually aroused by a bunch of people you have never seen in real life?

Yes
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Postby Austria-russia » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:15 pm

in many russian vaginas

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Postby FreeSatania » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:15 pm

The Marxist Commune wrote:
FreeSatania wrote:
Collective Systems wrote:What's with people waking at their school? I mean... really? Have some self, bloody, control. Add a little decency while you're at it.

It's funnier not to :p


I tried to do it at school once... But It got a little awkward. My friend, however, did succeed at it. My teacher even patted him on the back while he was doing it and told him to keep up the good work.


Now that's funny :)

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Postby Kaputer » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:15 pm

The Marxist Commune wrote:
FreeSatania wrote:
Collective Systems wrote:What's with people waking at their school? I mean... really? Have some self, bloody, control. Add a little decency while you're at it.

It's funnier not to :p


I tried to do it at school once... But It got a little awkward. My friend, however, did succeed at it. My teacher even patted him on the back while he was doing it and told him to keep up the good work.

Well in this day and age the teacher would pat you on the back might even help you
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Postby The Marxist Commune » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:15 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
The Marxist Commune wrote:In my girlfriends mouth
On the bed
On the wall
In a car
On a plain
In a train
In a box
on a fox
With a goat
On a boat

Doctor Seuss? Is that you?


Hahah someone finally recognized the "clever" rhyming scheme
"I am the revolutionary! I am the proletariat! I am the people!"
"The most potent weapon in the hand of the oppressor is the mind of the oppressed."
"Those who make peaceful revolution impossible, make violent revolution inevitable."
"Peace to you, if your'e willing to fight for it."
"You can kill a revolutionary, but you can never kill the revolution!"
"Better to die standing, than to live on your knees."
"The seed of revolution is repression."
The Workers Pact
Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win.
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Postby Mannehtopia » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:15 pm

Bedessia wrote:
Mannehtopia wrote:I jacked off when I was reading this thread. Beat that.


So you were sexually aroused by a bunch of people you have never seen in real life?

It would appear so..

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Postby 2nd PLT » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:16 pm

The Marxist Commune wrote:
FreeSatania wrote:
Collective Systems wrote:What's with people waking at their school? I mean... really? Have some self, bloody, control. Add a little decency while you're at it.

It's funnier not to :p


I tried to do it at school once... But It got a little awkward. My friend, however, did succeed at it. My teacher even patted him on the back while he was doing it and told him to keep up the good work.

:rofl: :rofl:
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Postby Mannehtopia » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:16 pm

Panzerjaeger wrote:
The Parkus Empire wrote:
Mannehtopia wrote:I jacked off when I was reading this thread. Beat that.


You beat it. I'm not touching it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WObfcDIf6lY

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Postby Austria-russia » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:16 pm

I did it while parachuting to

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Postby FreeSatania » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:17 pm

Austria-russia wrote:in many russian vaginas


That's called sex...

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Postby Ulu Turan » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:17 pm

i have a question: does jack off mean masturbate or finish(empty)

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Postby Reploid Productions » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:17 pm

Okay, no.

Pyara, we're reasonably open to discussion on a wide range of topics, however this is not acceptable. iLock.

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