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Postby Jubu Jubu Jabu » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:07 pm

v) In a vagina
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Postby Sunsader » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:07 pm

Panzerjaeger wrote:
Sunsader wrote:In my room.
In the toilet.
In school(toilet, hallways, wardrobe...)
In the kitchen.
In the living room.
In the forest.
On a bridge.
On a girls back.

In a box with a fox?

Not yet.
Touch me.

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Postby Moss Mountain » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:08 pm

At the bottom of the ocean.
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Postby Tekania » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:08 pm

Jello Biafra wrote:
Tekania wrote:
FreeSatania wrote:Navy?


Yes, USN submariner

Is it true what they say about men on submarines?


Submariners do it deeper.
Such heroic nonsense!

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Postby Kaputer » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:09 pm

Jello Biafra wrote:
Tekania wrote:
FreeSatania wrote:Navy?


Yes, USN submariner

Is it true what they say about men on submarines?

Maybe the village people should be the spokesman for the navy
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Postby Rashuta » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:09 pm

on yo mama
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Postby Fnordgasm 5 » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:09 pm

Panzerjaeger wrote:
Sunsader wrote:In my room.
In the toilet.
In school(toilet, hallways, wardrobe...)
In the kitchen.
In the living room.
In the forest.
On a bridge.
On a girls back.

In a box with a fox?


In an office with a.. erm.. I'm bad at this..
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Ulu Turan
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Postby Ulu Turan » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:09 pm

inside the girl :lol2:

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Collective Systems
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Postby Collective Systems » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:09 pm

As immature as this thread is, I have the obligation to answer the OPC's question.

My penis.

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North Brightonburg
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Postby North Brightonburg » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:09 pm

[Thread] Fail [/Thead]

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Postby 2nd PLT » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:09 pm

Get a blog! :p
Uhh Let's see, where I've done it before.
1:My bed
2:A couch
3:A shower
4:My cousins place, on the floor
5:School, in the bathroom
6:School, in class
7:A hallway in an apartment building
8:Living room.
9:On the toilet.
That is all I can remember right now...
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Postby Jello Biafra » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:10 pm

Tekania wrote:
Jello Biafra wrote:
Tekania wrote:
FreeSatania wrote:Navy?


Yes, USN submariner

Is it true what they say about men on submarines?


Submariners do it deeper.

Do it with whom?

Kaputer wrote:
Jello Biafra wrote:
Tekania wrote:
FreeSatania wrote:Navy?


Yes, USN submariner

Is it true what they say about men on submarines?

Maybe the village people should be the spokesman for the navy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InBXu-iY7cw
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Postby Mannehtopia » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:10 pm

I jacked off when I was reading this thread. Beat that.

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Postby Grenartia » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:10 pm

Pyara wrote:Let me all the places where I have whacked off:

a) the toilet
b) my bedroom
c) at the computer desk (at home)
d) the livingroom
e) the backyard
f) in a field (seriously)
g) in a host's bed
h) hotels

I have never done it (although i would like to) in:
a) school
b) the car


so what about you? where have u jacked off b4 (if in fact, you do) and where would you like to?


I've done it almost everywhere you have. Except for the field. Also, I have done it in a car (In broad daylight, while it was parked in a gas station parking lot.), in the shower, and in a shower at a hotel.

I would actually like to try it in midair (I shall call it skyjacking. They do everything else jumping out of planes. Why not masturbating?)
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Postby Zeppy » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:10 pm

Panzerjaeger wrote:
Zeppy wrote:Screen?

Television?

If you say so.

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Postby The Marxist Commune » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:10 pm

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In a box
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With a goat
On a boat
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Postby FreeSatania » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:10 pm

abridged list of awesome places I've jacked off.

In my car (driving)
In my Ex-GF's car (she was driving)
On the bus.
In a plane.
On the Jungfrau (before skiing it)
At work(s)...
Into a burger at McDonalds when I was working there.

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Postby The Parkus Empire » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:11 pm

Mannehtopia wrote:I jacked off when I was reading this thread. Beat that.


You beat it. I'm not touching it.
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Collective Systems
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Postby Collective Systems » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:11 pm

What's with people waking at their school? I mean... really? Have some self, bloody, control. Add a little decency while you're at it.

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Ulu Turan
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Postby Ulu Turan » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:11 pm

inside a condom or on the sheets

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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:12 pm

Pyara wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:In some girl's hair.



is that where you've done it? or like to do it?

both.
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Postby 2nd PLT » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:12 pm

Ohh yeah!
10:In a car
11:In the backyard
12:In a forest (Let the fruits of nature, return to nature!)
President:Me
Vice President:Mana
First lady:Celestial Divinities
Secretary of State:Juthra
Treasurer:American Capitalist
Minister of Interior and Nukes:Kaputer
Minister of Waste Disposal:Toiletdonia
Press Secretary:Sivonaa
General of the Military:Picklepoo

Agreed. But hey, America's never really fought like a gentleman. We're more of a barroom drunk anyway.-Krazniastan
The height of ambition: A man standing on the pacific shore fapping and telling himself: "One day I am gonna fuck that ocean"-Big Jim P
Some people need to work to be made president. 2nd PLT just turns up on polling day.-Johz
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Postby FreeSatania » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:12 pm

Collective Systems wrote:What's with people waking at their school? I mean... really? Have some self, bloody, control. Add a little decency while you're at it.

It's funnier not to :p

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Postby Kaputer » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:12 pm

Mannehtopia wrote:I jacked off when I was reading this thread. Beat that.

I did it on the thread
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Postby Aglrinia » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:13 pm

Let me list all the places where I have whacked off:

1) The Toilet
2) The Shower
3) At the computer desk
4) The Living Room
5) The Backyard
6) A Movie Theater
7) Public Bathrooms
8) Hotel
9) School
10) The Hospital
11) The Library
12) A Nude Beach in Italy
13) On the floor in the bar

I have never done it (although i would like to) in:
1) A Ferris Wheel
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