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Where did u jack off?

Postby Pyara » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:49 pm

Let me all the places where I have whacked off:

a) the toilet
b) my bedroom
c) at the computer desk (at home)
d) the livingroom
e) the backyard
f) in a field (seriously)
g) in a host's bed
h) hotels

I have never done it (although i would like to) in:
a) school
b) the car

so what about you? where have u jacked off b4 (if in fact, you do) and where would you like to?

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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:50 pm

In some girl's hair.
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Postby Karsol » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:50 pm

On my lovers back.
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Postby Pyara » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:53 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:In some girl's hair.



is that where you've done it? or like to do it?

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Postby New Ziedrich » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:54 pm

What the hell, man?
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Postby FreeSatania » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:55 pm

some girls faces :D

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Postby FreeSatania » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:57 pm

New Ziedrich wrote:What the hell, man?

Enjoy this thread while you can... I don't think it will last too long :?

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Postby Tekania » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:58 pm

Pyara wrote:Let me all the places where I have whacked off:

a) the toilet
b) my bedroom
c) at the computer desk (at home)
d) the livingroom
e) the backyard
f) in a field (seriously)
g) in a host's bed
h) hotels

I have never done it (although i would like to) in:
a) school
b) the car

so what about you? where have u jacked off b4 (if in fact, you do) and where would you like to?


I've jacked off where no one else here has before, several hundred feet under the northern polar ice cap!
Such heroic nonsense!

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Postby Kaputer » Tue Mar 30, 2010 2:59 pm

I did it in the middle of class
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Postby FreeSatania » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:00 pm

Tekania wrote:
Pyara wrote:Let me all the places where I have whacked off:

a) the toilet
b) my bedroom
c) at the computer desk (at home)
d) the livingroom
e) the backyard
f) in a field (seriously)
g) in a host's bed
h) hotels

I have never done it (although i would like to) in:
a) school
b) the car

so what about you? where have u jacked off b4 (if in fact, you do) and where would you like to?


I've jacked off where no one else here has before, several hundred feet under the northern polar ice cap!


Navy?

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Postby Pyara » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:00 pm

FreeSatania wrote:
New Ziedrich wrote:What the hell, man?

Enjoy this thread while you can... I don't think it will last too long :?


it dont matter if u say that. ive heard that once too many times before. and you know what, Signior Pessimist? Those threads of mine have gone onto garner 1 000 views and almost equal number of replies. do better before you talk about better

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Postby Rashuta » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:00 pm

at the mall
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Postby Farnhamia » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:00 pm

FreeSatania wrote:
Tekania wrote:
Pyara wrote:Let me all the places where I have whacked off:

a) the toilet
b) my bedroom
c) at the computer desk (at home)
d) the livingroom
e) the backyard
f) in a field (seriously)
g) in a host's bed
h) hotels

I have never done it (although i would like to) in:
a) school
b) the car

so what about you? where have u jacked off b4 (if in fact, you do) and where would you like to?


I've jacked off where no one else here has before, several hundred feet under the northern polar ice cap!


Navy?

Seal ... but not Navy?
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Postby Zeppy » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:01 pm

Screen?

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Postby Tekania » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:01 pm

FreeSatania wrote:Navy?


Yes, USN submariner
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Such heroic nonsense!

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Postby Panzerjaeger » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:02 pm

Zeppy wrote:Screen?

Television?
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Postby Trippoli » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:02 pm

I'm sure this is someone that went through Armstrong's mind.

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Postby Bedessia » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:02 pm

Kaputer wrote:I did it in the middle of class


Your classmates must have been...surprised...
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Postby Panzerjaeger » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:03 pm

Trippoli wrote:I'm sure this is someone that went through Armstrong's mind.

First man to jack off on the moon!

One small stroke for man, One Giant Orgasm for Mankind!
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Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:Timothy McVeigh casts... Pyrotechnics!

Greater Americania wrote:lol "No Comrade Ivan! Don't stick your head in there! That's the wood chi...!"

New Kereptica wrote:Fascism: because people are too smart nowadays.

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Postby Trippoli » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:04 pm

Panzerjaeger wrote:
Trippoli wrote:I'm sure this is someone that went through Armstrong's mind.

First man to jack off on the moon!

One small stroke for man, One Giant Orgasm for Mankind!


SIG!
Man of the Eastern Shore
ARMY STRONG

[b]Economic Left
/Right: -7.00
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.82 [/b]
COOL Political Compass Graph!
I LOVE RUSSIAN REVERSAL!
Social Liberalism
79%
Socialist
79%
Libertarianism
63%
Totalitarianism
63%
Independance
46%
Democracy
46%
Anarchism
42%
Social Conservatism
33%
Capitalist
33%
Monarchy
29%

Panzerjaeger wrote:One small stroke for man, One Giant Orgasm for Mankind!

North Wiedna wrote:
Chrobalta wrote:Poll Dancing.

oh yea, look at those politicians work those polls.

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Postby Sunsader » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:05 pm

In my room.
In the toilet.
In school(toilet, hallways, wardrobe...)
In the kitchen.
In the living room.
In the forest.
On a bridge.
On a girls back.
Touch me.

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Postby FreeSatania » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:05 pm

Tekania wrote:
FreeSatania wrote:Navy?


Yes, USN submariner


Damn USN... jacking off all over our sovereignty.

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Postby Kaputer » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:06 pm

Bedessia wrote:
Kaputer wrote:I did it in the middle of class


Your classmates must have been...surprised...

Ya but it was when i went to catholic school so my penis fell off and my eyeballs melted out of their sockets
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Postby Panzerjaeger » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:06 pm

Sunsader wrote:In my room.
In the toilet.
In school(toilet, hallways, wardrobe...)
In the kitchen.
In the living room.
In the forest.
On a bridge.
On a girls back.

In a box with a fox?
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Christmahanikwanzikah wrote:Timothy McVeigh casts... Pyrotechnics!

Greater Americania wrote:lol "No Comrade Ivan! Don't stick your head in there! That's the wood chi...!"

New Kereptica wrote:Fascism: because people are too smart nowadays.

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Postby Jello Biafra » Tue Mar 30, 2010 3:07 pm

Tekania wrote:
FreeSatania wrote:Navy?


Yes, USN submariner

Is it true what they say about men on submarines?

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