TET: Toxic Event Therapy

[New Emeline]

You are now!

Yea! TET buddies! Woo!

I don't know.

New Emeline said I am! I am!

[Pax Nerdvana]

You are now!

Yea! TET buddies! Woo!

I don't know.

New Emeline said I am! I am!

Ok. Fine by me.

[The South Falls]

I love spicy things, maybe too much. I ate a half jar of salsa and walked around with my mouth on fire for two days. And I drank a gallon of water.

[New Emeline]

I love spicy things, maybe too much. I ate a half jar of salsa and walked around with my mouth on fire for two days. And I drank a gallon of water.

Doesn't water make it worse?

[Pax Nerdvana]

I love spicy things, maybe too much. I ate a half jar of salsa and walked around with my mouth on fire for two days. And I drank a gallon of water.

Doesn't water make it worse?

It does. I think you're supposed to eat dairy products.

[The South Falls]

I love spicy things, maybe too much. I ate a half jar of salsa and walked around with my mouth on fire for two days. And I drank a gallon of water.

Doesn't water make it worse?

I learned that. I then drank a half-gallon of milk. That solved that problem.

[Pax Nerdvana]

Doesn't water make it worse?

I learned that. I then drank a half-gallon of milk. That solved that problem.

See? Dairy products.

[Thermodolia]

I love spicy things, maybe too much. I ate a half jar of salsa and walked around with my mouth on fire for two days. And I drank a gallon of water.

Doesn't water make it worse?

It works for me.

[Immoren]

I don't want to do that sorting hat thing because there are too many gradations between "totally disagree" and "totally agree".

[The South Falls]

I learned that. I then drank a half-gallon of milk. That solved that problem.

See? Dairy products.

Cow breast juice saved me. It's quite sad...

[Kannap]

I don't want to do that sorting hat thing because there are too many gradations between "totally disagree" and "totally agree".

Beggers can't be choosers, Immy.

[Dumb Ideologies]

I don't want to do that sorting hat thing because there are too many gradations between "totally disagree" and "totally agree".

Beggers can't be choosers, Immy.

On the contrary, my dear blood traitor. Beggers can choose between the AK and cruciatus.

[Immoren]

I don't want to do that sorting hat thing because there are too many gradations between "totally disagree" and "totally agree".

Beggers can't be choosers, Immy.

That doesn't prevent me from complaining.

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[Abserdia]

Beggers can't be choosers, Immy.

That doesn't prevent me from complaining.

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Looks more like NieR, to be honest.

[Kannap]

Beggers can't be choosers, Immy.

On the contrary, my dear blood traitor. Beggers can choose between the AK and cruciatus.

But what about expelliarmus?

[DesAnges]

Beggers can't be choosers, Immy.

That doesn't prevent me from complaining.

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And here's your British passport.

[Corpus Magnus]

My House results:
Ravenclaw 55.9%
Slytherin 19.1%
Hufflepuff 13.3%
Gryffindor 11.8%

...FIFTY?

FIFTY?

And how many students attended Hogwarts by then anyway? A thousand?

Harry's Gryffindor class had like 10 students in it. All five boys in his class - including himself - were housed in his dormitory room. So probably 40 per class - times 7 grade levels.

Now Rowling at one point mentioned about 1,000 students attend Hogwarts - but reading the books again the numbers don't match up and it's not like "Oh there are hundreds of characters there she hasn't mentioned" - the entire sorting ceremony for Harry's year took like two pages and covered all 35-40 kids.

It didn't cover all the kids - there are points when Harry is thinking and only some of the kids' Houses are mentioned in passing, and there's no point in going through all 100+ kids. And yes, there should only be about ten students in Harry's class considering that there are around 140 in his year. The Gryffindor girls in his year probably aren't all mentioned considering that the story followed Harry.

Well then, you must have read it recently. It is fun to read, really.

Yeah, I've been rereading them - currently halfway through Prisoner of Azkaban - and hating the movies slightly more and more for their inaccuracies.

Ugh, the movie inaccuracies. Don't get me started.

[Bereanda]

Beggers can't be choosers, Immy.

That doesn't prevent me from complaining.

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Looks to me like Mario Kart on 200cc.

[Kannap]

Harry's Gryffindor class had like 10 students in it. All five boys in his class - including himself - were housed in his dormitory room. So probably 40 per class - times 7 grade levels.

Now Rowling at one point mentioned about 1,000 students attend Hogwarts - but reading the books again the numbers don't match up and it's not like "Oh there are hundreds of characters there she hasn't mentioned" - the entire sorting ceremony for Harry's year took like two pages and covered all 35-40 kids.

It didn't cover all the kids - there are points when Harry is thinking and only some of the kids' Houses are mentioned in passing, and there's no point in going through all 100+ kids. And yes, there should only be about ten students in Harry's class considering that there are around 140 in his year. The Gryffindor girls in his year probably aren't all mentioned considering that the story followed Harry.

Here's where somebody explains it better than I did. One article - I don't recall if it was by this guy or another person - came out with similar math and speculated that perhaps normally Hogwarts has 1,000 students but because of the recent wizarding war and the immense loss of life to it, only 280 students are there in the books/movies. Or wizards scared of Voldemort are scared to send their children to Hogwarts, another reason for low enrollment.

[Ethel mermania]

That doesn't prevent me from complaining.

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And here's your British passport.

If only it were that easy.

[Corpus Magnus]

It didn't cover all the kids - there are points when Harry is thinking and only some of the kids' Houses are mentioned in passing, and there's no point in going through all 100+ kids. And yes, there should only be about ten students in Harry's class considering that there are around 140 in his year. The Gryffindor girls in his year probably aren't all mentioned considering that the story followed Harry.

Here's where somebody explains it better than I did. One article - I don't recall if it was by this guy or another person - came out with similar math and speculated that perhaps normally Hogwarts has 1,000 students but because of the recent wizarding war and the immense loss of life to it, only 280 students are there in the books/movies. Or wizards scared of Voldemort are scared to send their children to Hogwarts, another reason for low enrollment.

I would guess that the normal number would be below 1,000, wizarding war or no. But in any case I don't think Rowling went through all the kids and only named around the number of characters she anticipated using later in the series. And regardless of their grade, the grade sizes aren't necessarily the same - unless there's only a certain number of kids that can go each year, but it doesn't look like that is the case. The population could have been lower because of the war, but it sounds like enrollment rates would have gone up because Hogwarts was the safest place to be during the first war.

[Kannap]

Here's where somebody explains it better than I did. One article - I don't recall if it was by this guy or another person - came out with similar math and speculated that perhaps normally Hogwarts has 1,000 students but because of the recent wizarding war and the immense loss of life to it, only 280 students are there in the books/movies. Or wizards scared of Voldemort are scared to send their children to Hogwarts, another reason for low enrollment.

I would guess that the normal number would be below 1,000, wizarding war or no. But in any case I don't think Rowling went through all the kids and only named around the number of characters she anticipated using later in the series. And regardless of their grade, the grade sizes aren't necessarily the same - unless there's only a certain number of kids that can go each year, but it doesn't look like that is the case. The population could have been lower because of the war, but it sounds like enrollment rates would have gone up because Hogwarts was the safest place to be during the first war.

Realized I copied the link to post it but then didn't post it

[Siberai]

She Screem

[Kannap]

She Screem

Why she do?

[Internationalist Bastard]

She Screem

What happened