TET: Toxic Event Therapy

by **Jerzylvania** » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:10 pm

Farnhamia wrote:New title alert! The Olympics end today, when Ivanka Trump pours a Big Gulp on the eternal flame. Any thoughts on a new one?

Toxic Event Therapy

by **Corpus Magnus** » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:13 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
The South Falls wrote:English don't have good teeth, to eat. Scots curse you too much, and their kilts are too hard to remove to get at the skin. Swedes are the best. Crunchy, not too abrasive, progressive, and accepting of cannibalism.

And the Swedes will cook themselves for you if you ask nicely. But ... you have trouble removing a kilt? It's ... it's a skirt, you lift it up and Duncan's your entree.

Literal Swedish meatballs. Now I'm hungry.

by **Jerzylvania** » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:18 pm

Corpus Magnus wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:And the Swedes will cook themselves for you if you ask nicely. But ... you have trouble removing a kilt? It's ... it's a skirt, you lift it up and Duncan's your entree.

Literal Swedish meatballs. Now I'm hungry.

Potentially served on a genuine IKEA table which you could have assembled yourself.

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:36 pm

Jerzylvania wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:Why is the phrase called "Crackerjack box" when they come in bags now?

Probably bc the phrase Crackerback Jox didn't sit well with the focus group.

Heh.

Farnhamia wrote:New title alert! The Olympics end today, when Ivanka Trump pours a Big Gulp on the eternal flame. Any thoughts on a new one?

Testing: Excellent Testing

by **The South Falls** » Fri Feb 23, 2018 7:57 pm

Jerzylvania wrote:
Corpus Magnus wrote:Literal Swedish meatballs. Now I'm hungry.

Potentially served on a genuine IKEA table which you could have assembled yourself.

They have their wireless chargers listed as requiring assembly. What am I, an electrician?

by **Abserdia** » Fri Feb 23, 2018 8:54 pm

Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story is a beautiful ride. Gets my seal of approval.

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 6:48 am

Canada lost at hockey... to Germany.

What how what

by **The South Falls** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 6:50 am

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:Canada lost at hockey... to Germany.

What how what

Why is Canada soiling its name and losing at hockey? Germany is good at soccer! Damn Soccer! Which, if you face it, his hockey on a field. I guess Germany's been playing so much Hockey on a field, that they got good at Hockey on Ice.
(My 1,000th Post, counting F7!) (Wee) (Also my fiftieth post here)

by **Pax Nerdvana** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 6:57 am

The South Falls wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:Canada lost at hockey... to Germany.

What how what

Why is Canada soiling its name and losing at hockey? Germany is good at soccer! Damn Soccer! Which, if you face it, his hockey on a field. I guess Germany's been playing so much Hockey on a field, that they got good at Hockey on Ice.
(My 1,000th Post, counting F7!) (Wee) (Also my fiftieth post here)

Get out of F7 while you still can. I stopped posting there ages ago.

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 6:58 am

The South Falls wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:Canada lost at hockey... to Germany.

What how what

Why is Canada soiling its name and losing at hockey? Germany is good at soccer! Damn Soccer! Which, if you face it, his hockey on a field. I guess Germany's been playing so much Hockey on a field, that they got good at Hockey on Ice.
(My 1,000th Post, counting F7!) (Wee) (Also my fiftieth post here)

Except hockey has fights in the rink, soccer has fights in the stands.

Well, it has something to do with the Olympics not having the NHL players in it.

At Least there not gloating about it.

Also: "Just imagine how you would feel if Canada beat us in soccer,"

by **The South Falls** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:04 am

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
The South Falls wrote:Why is Canada soiling its name and losing at hockey? Germany is good at soccer! Damn Soccer! Which, if you face it, his hockey on a field. I guess Germany's been playing so much Hockey on a field, that they got good at Hockey on Ice.
(My 1,000th Post, counting F7!) (Wee) (Also my fiftieth post here)

Except hockey has fights in the rink, soccer has fights in the stands.

Well, it has something to do with the Olympics not having the NHL players in it.

At Least there not gloating about it.

Also: "Just imagine how you would feel if Canada beat us in soccer,"

Well, soccer has those trampling incidents, and so does hockey. I would start a riot if Canada beat anyone in soccer. Molotov Cocktails and AR style. I wish the olympics had NHL players in them. Then they could get shamed for losing in the US, and the whole world.

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:05 am

The South Falls wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
Except hockey has fights in the rink, soccer has fights in the stands.

Well, it has something to do with the Olympics not having the NHL players in it.

At Least there not gloating about it.

Also: "Just imagine how you would feel if Canada beat us in soccer,"

Well, soccer has those trampling incidents, and so does hockey. I would start a riot if Canada beat anyone in soccer. Molotov Cocktails and AR style.

Hurts a lot more in hockey.

Blades> Cleats

by **Pax Nerdvana** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:07 am

The South Falls wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
Except hockey has fights in the rink, soccer has fights in the stands.

Well, it has something to do with the Olympics not having the NHL players in it.

At Least there not gloating about it.

Also: "Just imagine how you would feel if Canada beat us in soccer,"

Well, soccer has those trampling incidents, and so does hockey. I would start a riot if Canada beat anyone in soccer. Molotov Cocktails and AR style.

Hockey is violent.

by **The South Falls** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:13 am

Pax Nerdvana wrote:
The South Falls wrote:Well, soccer has those trampling incidents, and so does hockey. I would start a riot if Canada beat anyone in soccer. Molotov Cocktails and AR style.

Hockey is violent.

Hockey is most likely more violent than boxing, a sport where the objective is to knock your opponent unconscious.

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
The South Falls wrote:Well, soccer has those trampling incidents, and so does hockey. I would start a riot if Canada beat anyone in soccer. Molotov Cocktails and AR style.

Hurts a lot more in hockey.

Blades> Cleats

But with blades, they are heavy enough, that it requires a lot of effort to be kicked up.

by **Pax Nerdvana** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:18 am

The South Falls wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:Hockey is violent.

Hockey is most likely more violent than boxing, a sport where the objective is to knock your opponent unconscious.
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
Hurts a lot more in hockey.

Blades> Cleats

But with blades, they are heavy enough, that it requires a lot of effort to be kicked up.

I think the reason people play hockey is to beat people over the head with a hockey stick.

by **Internationalist Bastard** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:24 am

No sleep last night
And that was a rough one

by **Pax Nerdvana** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:31 am

Internationalist Bastard wrote:No sleep last night
And that was a rough one

That's too bad. Have you tried coffee?

by **The South Falls** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:38 am

Pax Nerdvana wrote:
The South Falls wrote:Hockey is most likely more violent than boxing, a sport where the objective is to knock your opponent unconscious.

But with blades, they are heavy enough, that it requires a lot of effort to be kicked up.

I think the reason people play hockey is to beat people over the head with a hockey stick.

That's how I play hockey. I invented a position where you whack people as hard as you can. I think that's all the positions.

Pax Nerdvana wrote:
Internationalist Bastard wrote:No sleep last night
And that was a rough one

That's too bad. Have you tried coffee?

Even when I load myself with brown bean juice, I'm still so tired that last week, I took a bath in dishwater...

by **Pax Nerdvana** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:42 am

The South Falls wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:I think the reason people play hockey is to beat people over the head with a hockey stick.

That's how I play hockey. I invented a position where you whack people as hard as you can. I think that's all the positions.
Pax Nerdvana wrote:That's too bad. Have you tried coffee?

Even when I load myself with brown bean juice, I'm still so tired that last week, I took a bath in dishwater...

Seriously?

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:46 am

Internationalist Bastard wrote:No sleep last night
And that was a rough one

D:

Get some sleep tonight ok?

by **The South Falls** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 7:51 am

Pax Nerdvana wrote:
The South Falls wrote:That's how I play hockey. I invented a position where you whack people as hard as you can. I think that's all the positions.

Even when I load myself with brown bean juice, I'm still so tired that last week, I took a bath in dishwater...

Seriously?

Yep. I realized I took a cup, filled it with dishwater, and poured it on myself, still with clothes, and went to bed. I was that tired.

by **Internationalist Bastard** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 8:03 am

The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:
Internationalist Bastard wrote:No sleep last night
And that was a rough one

D:

Get some sleep tonight ok?

No promises

by **The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:00 am

Internationalist Bastard wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:D:

Get some sleep tonight ok?

No promises

ok....

Drunk some Polish Juice today. Kubus I think it was called.

Carrot + Banana + Apple.

Sweet taste, but bitter after taste.

Not bad. But weird and not for everyone.

by **The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 9:54 am

Internationalist Bastard wrote:
The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp wrote:D:

Get some sleep tonight ok?

No promises

Sleep, or the horrible monsters under the bed will find you. They have tentacles...

...wait, this might backfire

by **Midand** » Sat Feb 24, 2018 10:36 am

The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster wrote:
Internationalist Bastard wrote:No promises

Sleep, or the horrible monsters under the bed will find you. They have tentacles...

...wait, this might backfire

Though what if I have a katana on my bedside?

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