TET: Toxic Event Therapy

by **Gallade** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 8:18 pm

Soldati Senza Confini wrote:
Gallade wrote:Combine both worlds. Hurricanes must be instructed in the Catechism.

Or you can baptize people during hurricane season.

"Full immersive experience on the holy spirit! Tearing of limbs optional, but if it happens just think this must have been the pain and suffering our Lord must have suffered at the cross!"

Now, I find acts of god targeting the devout in particular as funny as the next embittered anti-theist, but this is getting rather silly.

You make a perfectly reasonable "Let's convert natural disasters to Christianity" suggestion and suddenly people start taking the piss, bah

by **Humaliwo** » Mon Jan 29, 2018 11:02 pm

Pax Nerdvana wrote:I'll be the guy who is still playing NS at the age of 35 or 40, and beyond.

that'd be another 15-20 years for me

man, if i'm still on this site, that'd be somethin

by **Dumb Ideologies** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 1:06 am

Humaliwo wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:I'll be the guy who is still playing NS at the age of 35 or 40, and beyond.

that'd be another 15-20 years for me

man, if i'm still on this site, that'd be somethin

Get out before the madness consumes.

by **Val Halla** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 3:30 am

I'd like a winter where I don't have a cold all the time thanks

by **Vassenor** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:00 am

So why is it whenever I try to rinse soap out of my eyes when I'm showering more always manages to get in?

by **Ardrentt** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:09 am

Vassenor wrote:So why is it whenever I try to rinse soap out of my eyes when I'm showering more always manages to get in?

Soap is dissolving into the water and thus the soap becomes more able to enter your eyes..?

That's my best guess.

by **Dumb Ideologies** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:16 am

Vassenor wrote:So why is it whenever I try to rinse soap out of my eyes when I'm showering more always manages to get in?

Some got in from your nose and ears and is now dribbling through your eye sockets.

by **Ardrentt** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:18 am

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Vassenor wrote:So why is it whenever I try to rinse soap out of my eyes when I'm showering more always manages to get in?

Some got in from your nose and ears and is now dribbling through your eye sockets.

Is there just a direct tube from her nose and ears to eyes somehow? I don't think they taught us that in secondary level bio.

by **New Visayan Islands** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:26 am

Ardrentt wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Some got in from your nose and ears and is now dribbling through your eye sockets.

Is there just a direct tube from her nose and ears to eyes somehow? I don't think they taught us that in secondary level bio.

Nose to eyes.

by **Ethel mermania** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:30 am

Ardrentt wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Some got in from your nose and ears and is now dribbling through your eye sockets.

Is there just a direct tube from her nose and ears to eyes somehow? I don't think they taught us that in secondary level bio.

Nose and ears? Yes, just a little communist infiltration takes care of the rest.

by **Ardrentt** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:32 am

New Visayan Islands wrote:
Ardrentt wrote:Is there just a direct tube from her nose and ears to eyes somehow? I don't think they taught us that in secondary level bio.

Nose to eyes.

Okay they really don't go into that level of detail, so thanks for the knowledge bits.

Also holy shit who put that there that is sadistic.

by **Dumb Ideologies** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:46 am

Ardrentt wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Some got in from your nose and ears and is now dribbling through your eye sockets.

Is there just a direct tube from her nose and ears to eyes somehow? I don't think they taught us that in secondary level bio.

The manipulation of the Frankfurt School extends into the natural sciences. These tubes are the main mechanisms for entryism by communist biochemical agents to pollute our precious bodily fluids. No wonder it's not taught!

by **Val Halla** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:50 am

Tired of Newcastle being linked to people and not getting them. Oh the perpetual joy of supporting a team ran by a cheapskate piece of shit.

by **Ardrentt** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 4:58 am

Val Halla wrote:Tired of Newcastle being linked to people and not getting them. Oh the perpetual joy of supporting a team ran by a cheapskate piece of shit.

Tbf quality footballers is not a cheap commodity to mine.

by **Val Halla** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:00 am

Ardrentt wrote:
Val Halla wrote:Tired of Newcastle being linked to people and not getting them. Oh the perpetual joy of supporting a team ran by a cheapskate piece of shit.

Tbf quality footballers is not a cheap commodity to mine.

The money has increased in recent years by a significant amount, every Premier League team has broken its transfer record in recent years. Except Newcastle. Smaller teams spend more. It's just because Mike Ashley is a prick

by **Pax Nerdvana** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 5:51 am

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Humaliwo wrote:that'd be another 15-20 years for me

man, if i'm still on this site, that'd be somethin

Get out before the madness consumes.

What madness?

by **Ethel mermania** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:04 am

Pax Nerdvana wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Get out before the madness consumes.

What madness?

This maddness

by **Pax Nerdvana** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:07 am

Ethel mermania wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:What madness?

This maddness

Ah. The madness of NSG.

by **Ardrentt** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:10 am

Pax Nerdvana wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:This maddness

Ah. The madness of NSG.

What other madness did you think we were referring to?

by **Pax Nerdvana** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:11 am

Ardrentt wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:Ah. The madness of NSG.

What other madness did you think we were referring to?

Everything.

by **Ardrentt** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:32 am

Pax Nerdvana wrote:
Ardrentt wrote:What other madness did you think we were referring to?

Everything.

Silly Pax, there is a multitude of madness everywhere, all of different levels. Why, you possess it in yourself, as do I, as does everyone else.

by **Dylar** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:43 am

Ardrentt wrote:
Pax Nerdvana wrote:Everything.

Silly Pax, there is a multitude of madness everywhere, all of different levels. Why, you possess it in yourself, as do I, as does everyone else.

Are you saying that madness is an energy field created by living things across the galaxy that binds and penetrates us?

by **Ardrentt** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 7:55 am

Dylar wrote:
Ardrentt wrote:Silly Pax, there is a multitude of madness everywhere, all of different levels. Why, you possess it in yourself, as do I, as does everyone else.

Are you saying that madness is an energy field created by living things across the galaxy that binds and penetrates us?

It is my Madness Theorem, yes. I have the thesis paper written up, I just need to know where the cow is that would allow me to print the entirety of the universe by the push of a button operated by coins manufactured in 1960 specifically.

by **Hurdergaryp** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:05 am

Ardrentt wrote:
Dylar wrote:Are you saying that madness is an energy field created by living things across the galaxy that binds and penetrates us?

It is my Madness Theorem, yes. I have the thesis paper written up, I just need to know where the cow is that would allow me to print the entirety of the universe by the push of a button operated by coins manufactured in 1960 specifically.

Only to discover that you find yourself in the wrong corner of the multiverse, where the laws of nature do not allow such a thing to happen.

by **Pax Nerdvana** » Tue Jan 30, 2018 8:51 am

Hurdergaryp wrote:
Ardrentt wrote:It is my Madness Theorem, yes. I have the thesis paper written up, I just need to know where the cow is that would allow me to print the entirety of the universe by the push of a button operated by coins manufactured in 1960 specifically.

Only to discover that you find yourself in the wrong corner of the multiverse, where the laws of nature do not allow such a thing to happen.

Quick! To the multiverse traveler!

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