TET: Toxic Event Therapy

[Jerzylvania]

*pours ten shots of Dos Lunas Tequila*
5 each.... Race ya!

For me it has always been, one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I don't know if the fact that I am a cheap date is winning or losing.

Ah, cheap, yes, but not easy!
*puts on Europe '72 in background*

*pours five more for a threesome*

*chuckles, fires up lighter*

*Is already drunk on absinthe* *Yells madly* *Lights* *Puts into eye*

Yells. "fire in the eyehole!"
*tosses bucket of ice into fiery eye*

Well, jeez ...that oughta put it out. Hello?

*TSF comes back to consciousness*

Hey, hey there Mr. Winky!
*Hands a spliff*
Good pain strain, take a puff, dude.

[Genivaria]

This just in.
The back of my computer chair just broke and I am now lying on the floor.....ow.

[The South Falls]

For me it has always been, one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

I don't know if the fact that I am a cheap date is winning or losing.

Ah, cheap, yes, but not easy!
*puts on Europe '72 in background*

*Is already drunk on absinthe* *Yells madly* *Lights* *Puts into eye*

Yells. "fire in the eyehole!"
*tosses bucket of ice into fiery eye*

Well, jeez ...that oughta put it out. Hello?

*TSF comes back to consciousness*

Hey, hey there Mr. Winky!
*Hands a spliff*
Good pain strain, take a puff, dude.

*Continues to take some puffs on the spliff* "Fuuuuuunnnnnnnn, bbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrooooooooooo.' "Nnnnnnnnnooooooowwwwwwww lllllleeeeetttttttttsssssssss tttttttttttrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy cccccccccccccccooooooooooooccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee." *Snorts cocaine powder* *Falls unconscious again*

[Ethel mermania]

True, but that has never stopped her before.

I should have guessed. Ah, the days when we'd stand on a street corner in Manhattan waving at cabs and hoping the guy wouldn't fuss about going to Brooklyn.

Hey, did you know, there's a little street called Clove Street just east of Nostrand Avenue that's the old pass through the Gowanus Heights from Flatbush to Bedford? That discussion of Revolutionary War sites set me looking things up.

The Bedford pass I think. I don't remember where it really is. The nyc historical museum did a thing on the battle of brooklyn last year.

I didn't go.

[Ethel mermania]

Ah, cheap, yes, but not easy!
*puts on Europe '72 in background*



Yells. "fire in the eyehole!"
*tosses bucket of ice into fiery eye*

Well, jeez ...that oughta put it out. Hello?

*TSF comes back to consciousness*

Hey, hey there Mr. Winky!
*Hands a spliff*
Good pain strain, take a puff, dude.

*Continues to take some puffs on the spliff* "Fuuuuuunnnnnnnn, bbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrooooooooooo.' "Nnnnnnnnnooooooowwwwwwww lllllleeeeetttttttttsssssssss tttttttttttrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy cccccccccccccccooooooooooooccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee." *Snorts cocaine powder* *Falls unconscious again*

Role playing belongs in f7, and drug role playing will get a thread shut down. So please don't here,

Thanks.

[The South Falls]

*Continues to take some puffs on the spliff* "Fuuuuuunnnnnnnn, bbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrooooooooooo.' "Nnnnnnnnnooooooowwwwwwww lllllleeeeetttttttttsssssssss tttttttttttrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy cccccccccccccccooooooooooooccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee." *Snorts cocaine powder* *Falls unconscious again*

Role playing belongs in f7, and drug role playing will get a thread shut down. So please don't here,

Thanks.

I'm quite sorry, I didn't not know. I thought it was a joke. Very sorry for irritating you, and any mods (Farn) that may look upon those posts. Thanks for clueing me in on the rules.

[Ethel mermania]

Role playing belongs in f7, and drug role playing will get a thread shut down. So please don't here,

Thanks.

I'm quite sorry, I didn't not know. I thought it was a joke. Very sorry for irritating you, and any mods (Farn) that may look upon those posts. Thanks for clueing me in on the rules.

Np, just tone it down, it's all good.

[Jerzylvania]

*Continues to take some puffs on the spliff* "Fuuuuuunnnnnnnn, bbbbbbbbbbrrrrrrrrooooooooooo.' "Nnnnnnnnnooooooowwwwwwww lllllleeeeetttttttttsssssssss tttttttttttrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyyyyyyyy cccccccccccccccooooooooooooccccccccccaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeee." *Snorts cocaine powder* *Falls unconscious again*

Role playing belongs in f7, and drug role playing will get a thread shut down. So please don't here,

Thanks.

Yeah, his cocaine reference definitely sends it over the line. Weed OTOH is holistic medicine.

[The Holy Empire of the Spaghetti Monster]

Salut, mes amis.

[The South Falls]

Salut, mes amis.

Salutations, mein fruend. Or mein Bekanntshcaft (Acquaintance)

[Corpus Magnus]

Salut, mes amis.

Bonjour! Parlez-vous français?

[The South Falls]

Salut, mes amis.

Bonjour! Parlez-vous français?

Ich spreche kein Französisch, aber google übersetze Deutsch, um gut auszusehen.
(I don't speak french, but am google translating german to look good.)

[Jerzylvania]

Bonjour! Parlez-vous français?

Ich spreche kein Französisch, aber google übersetze Deutsch, um gut auszusehen.
(I don't speak french, but am google translating german to look good.)

Gesundheit!

[Farnhamia]

Role playing belongs in f7, and drug role playing will get a thread shut down. So please don't here,

Thanks.

Yeah, his cocaine reference definitely sends it over the line. Weed OTOH is holistic medicine.

"Holistic" ... gah. I hate holistic. Let's just not do any sort of drug RP, shall we?

[The South Falls]

Ich spreche kein Französisch, aber google übersetze Deutsch, um gut auszusehen.
(I don't speak french, but am google translating german to look good.)

Gesundheit!

My favorite language!

Yeah, his cocaine reference definitely sends it over the line. Weed OTOH is holistic medicine.

"Holistic" ... gah. I hate holistic. Let's just not do any sort of drug RP, shall we?

Yeah... my bad... I am sorry... please, let me live in harmony with the ostrich and the rest of the TET crew.
To Farn:
To the rest of you good people: I mean

[Corpus Magnus]

Bonjour! Parlez-vous français?

Ich spreche kein Französisch, aber google übersetze Deutsch, um gut auszusehen.
(I don't speak french, but am google translating german to look good.)

Google Translate ist die beste Erfindung dieses Jahrhunderts.

[The South Falls]

Ich spreche kein Französisch, aber google übersetze Deutsch, um gut auszusehen.
(I don't speak french, but am google translating german to look good.)

Google Translate ist die beste Erfindung dieses Jahrhunderts.

Kein Scherz, es ist die beste Erfindung, besonders für lustige Chat-Threads wie diesen.
(No kidding, it is the best invention, especially for fun chat threads like this one.)

[Corpus Magnus]

Google Translate ist die beste Erfindung dieses Jahrhunderts.

Kein Scherz, es ist die beste Erfindung, besonders für lustige Chat-Threads wie diesen.
(No kidding, it is the best invention, especially for fun chat threads like this one.)

Ja. Es ist großartig, sowohl weil es für Chat-Threads nützlich ist, als auch weil die Übersetzung schrecklich ist.

[Farnhamia]

Google Translate ist die beste Erfindung dieses Jahrhunderts.

Kein Scherz, es ist die beste Erfindung, besonders für lustige Chat-Threads wie diesen.
(No kidding, it is the best invention, especially for fun chat threads like this one.)

Ja, nun, lass es uns auf Englisch halten. Ich selbst habe seit etwa dem 16. Jahrhundert nicht wirklich fließend Deutsch gesprochen und schon damals habe ich überwiegend Althochdeutsch gesprochen. Also, ja, Englisch. Verstehen?

[The South Falls]

A German student would probably slap us, because of our terrible grammar. (No I am not making a grammar Nazi joke)

Kein Scherz, es ist die beste Erfindung, besonders für lustige Chat-Threads wie diesen.
(No kidding, it is the best invention, especially for fun chat threads like this one.)

Ja, nun, lass es uns auf Englisch halten. Ich selbst habe seit etwa dem 16. Jahrhundert nicht wirklich fließend Deutsch gesprochen und schon damals habe ich überwiegend Althochdeutsch gesprochen. Also, ja, Englisch. Verstehen?

I have broken six rules today... shoot. And yes, I will, in fact, keep it in englush. Excepte fore addinge e'se wheree theye doe note neede toe bee.

[The South Falls]

Kein Scherz, es ist die beste Erfindung, besonders für lustige Chat-Threads wie diesen.
(No kidding, it is the best invention, especially for fun chat threads like this one.)

Ja, nun, lass es uns auf Englisch halten. Ich selbst habe seit etwa dem 16. Jahrhundert nicht wirklich fließend Deutsch gesprochen und schon damals habe ich überwiegend Althochdeutsch gesprochen. Also, ja, Englisch. Verstehen?

I have broken six rules today... shoot. And yes, I will, in fact, keep it in englush. Excepte fore addinge e'se wheree theye doe note neede toe bee.

[Farnhamia]

A German student would probably slap us, because of our terrible grammar. (No I am not making a grammar Nazi joke)

So one day a Lufthansa pilot speaks to the Frankfurt tower in German and he's told to say again in English, please. Maybe he was having a bad day or something but he loses it a bit and goes, "WHy must I, a German pilot flying a German plane for a German airline in German airspace speak to a German airport control tower in English?" And before the somewhat shocked tower can reply, a plummy English-accented voice says, "Because you lost the war, old boy."

[Ethel mermania]

Kein Scherz, es ist die beste Erfindung, besonders für lustige Chat-Threads wie diesen.
(No kidding, it is the best invention, especially for fun chat threads like this one.)

Ja, nun, lass es uns auf Englisch halten. Ich selbst habe seit etwa dem 16. Jahrhundert nicht wirklich fließend Deutsch gesprochen und schon damals habe ich überwiegend Althochdeutsch gesprochen. Also, ja, Englisch. Verstehen?

i am sorry but i am busy thursday, maybe we can go see the "fließend Deutsch gesprochen" with the other damsels next week.

[Farnhamia]

Ja, nun, lass es uns auf Englisch halten. Ich selbst habe seit etwa dem 16. Jahrhundert nicht wirklich fließend Deutsch gesprochen und schon damals habe ich überwiegend Althochdeutsch gesprochen. Also, ja, Englisch. Verstehen?

i am sorry but i am busy thursday, maybe we can go see the "fließend Deutsch gesprochen" with the other damsels next week.

Yeah, Thursday is laundry day for me. Any time next week is fine.

[The South Falls]

A German student would probably slap us, because of our terrible grammar. (No I am not making a grammar Nazi joke)

So one day a Lufthansa pilot speaks to the Frankfurt tower in German and he's told to say again in English, please. Maybe he was having a bad day or something but he loses it a bit and goes, "WHy must I, a German pilot flying a German plane for a German airline in German airspace speak to a German airport control tower in English?" And before the somewhat shocked tower can reply, a plummy English-accented voice says, "Because you lost the war, old boy."

The jokes are getting good from this one. There was this one during the war, that the Germans said in 1942-43.
One day, in 1999, in an AU WWII in Stalingrad, a Private is reading a book. It says "peace." The Private doesn't know it, so he asks his corporal. "Hey, vat is peace?" The corporal doesn't know, so takes it to the commanding officer. He has a dictionary on him, and reads: "Peace. A state unfit for the human population abolished in 1939."

Ja, nun, lass es uns auf Englisch halten. Ich selbst habe seit etwa dem 16. Jahrhundert nicht wirklich fließend Deutsch gesprochen und schon damals habe ich überwiegend Althochdeutsch gesprochen. Also, ja, Englisch. Verstehen?

i am sorry but i am busy thursday, maybe we can go see the "fließend Deutsch gesprochen" with the other damsels next week.

The fluently german spoken? Such is the folly of Google Translate.