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Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:41 am**

Alright, time to talk seriously.

Presuming the thing is real, it's obviously a dog. My guess is that an illegal breeder tried to breed some dogs, but failed horribly. I would adopt it though because I could pretend it is a bear dog hybrid.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:46 am**

Thaioggdol wrote:Alright, time to talk seriously.

Presuming the thing is real, it's obviously a dog. My guess is that an illegal breeder tried to breed some dogs, but failed horribly. I would adopt it though because I could pretend it is a bear dog hybrid.

Yes.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:46 am**

Holy Tedalonia wrote:
Thaioggdol wrote:It's obviously neither

It's obviously a MAN-BEAR-PIG

My god, your right!

Nope its obviously the Russians trying to make this in real life.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:50 am**

Etats confederes d Amerique wrote:
Holy Tedalonia wrote:My god, your right!

Nope its obviously the Russians trying to make this in real life.

No that's Putins secret son. This creature is Putins girlfriend

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:52 am**

Holy Tedalonia wrote:-snip-

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:52 am**

Fun fact. The Soviet Union actually tried breeding human women and chimps. Did not work out.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:53 am**

Purpelia wrote:Fun fact. The Soviet Union actually tried breeding human women and chimps. Did not work out.

Why though? They tryin to recreate Neanderthals or some crap?

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:55 am**

Thaioggdol wrote:
Purpelia wrote:Fun fact. The Soviet Union actually tried breeding human women and chimps. Did not work out.

Why though? They tryin to recreate Neanderthals or some crap?

IIRC it was during their angsty teenage years whilst Lenin was still alive. The Soviet Union did many silly things back than.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:57 am**

Thaioggdol wrote:
Holy Tedalonia wrote:-snip-

I'll never hide the truth!

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2017 8:59 am**

If it's really a mixture of both, does that mean I get to feed it honey as well as dog food?

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2017 9:10 am**

Destructive Government Economic System wrote:If it's really a mixture of both, does that mean I get to feed it honey as well as dog food?

Just leave a picnic basket out for it every once in a while and you'll be fine.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2017 10:14 am**

Etats confederes d Amerique wrote:. Could this be a hybrid breed illegally by breeders, created in a lab, or a mutation by radioactive substances somewhere in Russia?

I'm voting for "four legged mammals sometimes look similar because black magick."

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2017 10:20 am**

I feel sorry for him. And on top of that he's ADORABLE!!! I hope he can learn to trust people again and find a good home.

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2017 10:40 am**

Thaioggdol wrote:Alright, time to talk seriously.

Presuming the thing is real, it's obviously a dog. My guess is that an illegal breeder tried to breed some dogs, but failed horribly..

failed horribly? I'd say getting a dog that looks like a small bear was a huge success. There would certainly be a big demand for them, at least in the west (do Russians also think bears are adorable?)

its not the breeding thats the problem is the mistreatment in the doghandling

Destructive Government Economic System wrote:If it's really a mixture of both, does that mean I get to feed it honey as well as dog food?

you should feed your dog honey anyway, its good for them (in moderation) although over indulgence can lead to obseity and diabetes

Posted: **Mon Dec 18, 2017 11:13 am**

Well, for the name, it has to depend on the portmanteau.

If we use, say,, human-chimpanzee hybrids as an example, we usually put the father first in the portmanteau and the mother second.

Thus, if the father was a bear and the mother a dog, I suppose it could be called a "BearDog," but I prefer "Bog" or "Beg." If the mother was a bear, however, we could use "DogBear," or "Dear."

Honestly, I think that the creature is just a dog who looks a bit like a bear. But considering the huge demand that may be there, I would not be surprised if there are puppy mills catering to that species.

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BearDog or DogBear?