BearDog or DogBear?

[Thaioggdol]

Alright, time to talk seriously.

Presuming the thing is real, it's obviously a dog. My guess is that an illegal breeder tried to breed some dogs, but failed horribly. I would adopt it though because I could pretend it is a bear dog hybrid.

[Old Varegia]

Alright, time to talk seriously.

Presuming the thing is real, it's obviously a dog. My guess is that an illegal breeder tried to breed some dogs, but failed horribly. I would adopt it though because I could pretend it is a bear dog hybrid.

Yes.

[Etats confederes d Amerique]

It's obviously neither

It's obviously a MAN-BEAR-PIG

My god, your right!

Nope its obviously the Russians trying to make this in real life.

[Holy Tedalonia]

My god, your right!

Nope its obviously the Russians trying to make this in real life.

No that's Putins secret son. This creature is Putins girlfriend

[Thaioggdol]

-snip-

[Purpelia]

Fun fact. The Soviet Union actually tried breeding human women and chimps. Did not work out.

[Thaioggdol]

Fun fact. The Soviet Union actually tried breeding human women and chimps. Did not work out.

Why though? They tryin to recreate Neanderthals or some crap?

[Purpelia]

Fun fact. The Soviet Union actually tried breeding human women and chimps. Did not work out.

Why though? They tryin to recreate Neanderthals or some crap?

IIRC it was during their angsty teenage years whilst Lenin was still alive. The Soviet Union did many silly things back than.

[Holy Tedalonia]

-snip-

I'll never hide the truth!

[Destructive Government Economic System]

If it's really a mixture of both, does that mean I get to feed it honey as well as dog food?

[Purpelia]

If it's really a mixture of both, does that mean I get to feed it honey as well as dog food?

Just leave a picnic basket out for it every once in a while and you'll be fine.

[Methodological Individualism]

. Could this be a hybrid breed illegally by breeders, created in a lab, or a mutation by radioactive substances somewhere in Russia?

I'm voting for "four legged mammals sometimes look similar because black magick."

[The Greater Siriusian Domain]

I feel sorry for him. And on top of that he's ADORABLE!!! I hope he can learn to trust people again and find a good home.

[Cetacea]

Alright, time to talk seriously.

Presuming the thing is real, it's obviously a dog. My guess is that an illegal breeder tried to breed some dogs, but failed horribly..

failed horribly? I'd say getting a dog that looks like a small bear was a huge success. There would certainly be a big demand for them, at least in the west (do Russians also think bears are adorable?)

its not the breeding thats the problem is the mistreatment in the doghandling

If it's really a mixture of both, does that mean I get to feed it honey as well as dog food?

you should feed your dog honey anyway, its good for them (in moderation) although over indulgence can lead to obseity and diabetes

[Luziyca]

Well, for the name, it has to depend on the portmanteau.

If we use, say,, human-chimpanzee hybrids as an example, we usually put the father first in the portmanteau and the mother second.

Thus, if the father was a bear and the mother a dog, I suppose it could be called a "BearDog," but I prefer "Bog" or "Beg." If the mother was a bear, however, we could use "DogBear," or "Dear."

Honestly, I think that the creature is just a dog who looks a bit like a bear. But considering the huge demand that may be there, I would not be surprised if there are puppy mills catering to that species.