(Discussion) What does God like to play/watch/read?

by **Valrifell** » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:07 am

Deian salazar wrote:
Valrifell wrote:
I think I just heard the echoes of Einstein's tears throughout spacetime.

I...don't get it?

Einstein was right pissed with the growing traction of Quantum Mechanics and spent the latter chunk of his career trying to disprove the whole theory, one of his more famous quotes on the subject is "God does not play dice with the universe!"

by **The Blaatschapen** » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:08 am

Deian salazar wrote:
Anywhere Else But Here wrote:The people of Israel proceed to faint over and over as God insists on using them against everyone, even the Romans, who are way overlevelled and have a type advantage.

England and Israel walk past each other in heaven in 1945. Suddenly England stops, turns around, and says: 'scuse me sir but you seem to have lost something." Israel turns around a bit confused and asks: "What exactly?" England lifts his Bowler hat and says: "The war, sir."

Israel was founded in 1948.

by **Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States** » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:10 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Deian salazar wrote:England and Israel walk past each other in heaven in 1945. Suddenly England stops, turns around, and says: 'scuse me sir but you seem to have lost something." Israel turns around a bit confused and asks: "What exactly?" England lifts his Bowler hat and says: "The war, sir."

Israel was founded in 1948.

I think it's fair to say that the Jewish people lost the second world war. I mean, I am of the belief that all nations lost World War 2, but the Jewish people especially.

by **The Blaatschapen** » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:11 am

Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Israel was founded in 1948.

I think it's fair to say that the Jewish people lost the second world war. I mean, I am of the belief that all nations lost World War 2, but the Jewish people especially.

Jewish =/= Israelis.

Also, I believe Switzerland came out of it quite well.

by **Valrifell** » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:12 am

The Blaatschapen wrote:
Great Confederacy Of Commonwealth States wrote:I think it's fair to say that the Jewish people lost the second world war. I mean, I am of the belief that all nations lost World War 2, but the Jewish people especially.

Jewish =/= Israelis.

Also, I believe Switzerland came out of it quite well.

America came out of it owning half the world, so I think they benefited quite a bit.

by **The Blaatschapen** » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:14 am

Deian salazar wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Jewish =/= Israelis.

Also, I believe Switzerland came out of it quite well.

Well f*ck, the joke is ruined.
Also you were a mod, is this thread in the right place?

I am not going to make suggestions regarding such minor moderation issues. Not my place to comment

by **Valrifell** » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:15 am

Also, God likes to play Universe Sandbox 2.

But of course when he gets bored he just goes to the local strip club.

by **The Blaatschapen** » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:16 am

Deian salazar wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
I am not going to make suggestions regarding such minor moderation issues. Not my place to comment

Ok sheep.
*Ruffles your hair.*
Good sheep. You're probably God's favorite.

I'd rather not be, I know what happened to God's chosen people. :shock:

by **The Blaatschapen** » Mon Dec 11, 2017 9:17 am

Valrifell wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Jewish =/= Israelis.

Also, I believe Switzerland came out of it quite well.

America came out of it owning half the world, so I think they benefited quite a bit.

At a price though. Thousands of their people died.

Hence my Switzerland suggestion, all the Nazi gold, and minor (if not 0) human lifes lost.

by **Arotania** » Mon Dec 11, 2017 10:09 am

Topoliani wrote:
Sierra Lyricalia wrote:Dice.

With the universe.

Obviously

I can hear Einstein angrily yelling all the way from over here.

"Einstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded."
Chairman Sheng-ji Yang

Couldn't be more fitting.
Besides that God probably plays Dwarf Fortress and wins from time to time.

Currently · by **The Grene Knyght** » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:18 am

Arotania wrote:
Topoliani wrote:I can hear Einstein angrily yelling all the way from over here.

"Einstein would turn over in his grave. Not only does God play dice, the dice are loaded."
Chairman Sheng-ji Yang

Couldn't be more fitting.
Besides that God probably plays Dwarf Fortress and wins from time to time.

God plays dwarf fortress, and thinks to himself "damn why didn't I think of this"

by **Esparmuran** » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:25 am

Living in rainy Manitoba, I can say with certainty God loves bowling.

by **Dominatus (Ancient)** » Wed Dec 13, 2017 4:29 am

God plays HOI4 but only as any of the Axis powers.

by **Dylar** » Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:21 am

He most likely plays Universe Sandbox, watching millions of Earth-like planets collide together to form a star. Other than that he probably plays HOI4. Starts out as Britain, then releases Israel and plays as Israel.

Currently · by **The Grene Knyght** » Wed Dec 13, 2017 6:32 am

God plays DnD (plays as a human cleric, gets pissy because he doesn't understand how magic works, flips the table).
Jesus is a whingy bard (half-elf).
Buddha is a badass monk
Mohammad DMs.

St. Cuthbert isn't allowed to play anymore

by **Skylus** » Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:13 am

The Grene Knyght wrote:God plays DnD (plays as a human cleric, gets pissy because he doesn't understand how magic works, flips the table).
Jesus is a whingy bard (half-elf).
Buddha is a badass monk
Mohammad DMs.

St. Cuthbert isn't allowed to play anymore

This whole thread is great.

God would possibly enjoy Okami because you literally are a "God/Goddess" and you can use your Godly powers to kill Demons.
And also help people.

by **Carstantinopipal** » Wed Dec 13, 2017 7:16 am

Jurassic Park, so he can just say mentally, "Yup I made a good call destroying those things"

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