Yay, it's the end of the world (again...)

[Pax Nerdvana]

Ha! It's the 20th and I'm still here!

[Hurdergaryp]

Ha! It's the 20th and I'm still here!

Much to the chagrin of the legions of doomsday warriors waiting in limbo to be unleashed upon our realm.

[Alanis Star]

dang it, what a disappointment

Don't worry, there's always the next one! Wait for 2018, I promise it will be a doozy.

"Please stop annoying this NASA scientist with your ridiculous Planet X doomsday theories"

almost as good as when this guy debunked gravity as just a theory

Ok, hold the phone! I am amused, but bewildered at the same time. If gravity doesn't exist, what is holding our asses onto Mother Earth?

To be fair, I would actually love it if we can turn off gravity... for most parts. I mean, you can fly and float, but at the same time, no gravity = drift into space = POP goes our head.

[Destructive Government Economic System]

Oh look, I'm still alive. The temperature is super cold though

[Yagon]

Ok, hold the phone! I am amused, but bewildered at the same time. If gravity doesn't exist, what is holding our asses onto Mother Earth?

Jesus arranged for trillions of angels to float around and push everything down. Each of the stars is in the sphincter of an Arch Angel.

Black Holes occur when an angel had too much spicy food.

[Hurdergaryp]

Ok, hold the phone! I am amused, but bewildered at the same time. If gravity doesn't exist, what is holding our asses onto Mother Earth?

Jesus arranged for trillions of angels to float around and push everything down. Each of the stars is in the sphincter of an Arch Angel.

Black Holes occur when an angel had too much spicy food.

Not the weirdest religious dogma I ever had the pleasure to read, even though there is a reasonable chance that you are making it up on the spot.

[Godular]

Oh look, I'm still alive. The temperature is super cold though

That’s because the surface temperature of the deathworld is so stunningly cold as a result of its normally distant orbit. Nibiru must have stopped through your town like some interplanetary Santa Claus. Maybe it wanted coffee.

[Hurdergaryp]

Oh look, I'm still alive. The temperature is super cold though

That’s because the surface temperature of the deathworld is so stunningly cold as a result of its normally distant orbit. Nibiru must have stopped through your town like some interplanetary Santa Claus. Maybe it wanted coffee.

That is not how celestial bodies work.

[The Greater Ohio Valley]

I’ve survived so many apocalypses by now that I should get a T-shirt or something.

[Pax Nerdvana]

I’ve survived so many apocalypses by now that I should get a T-shirt or something.

Yeah. That's actually a good idea. "I survived the Apocalypse" is a great T-shirt slogan. To be honest, we'll probably be seeing predictions like this 'till the end of time.

[Samnoreg]

Good morning everyone. Hope everyone is doing well

[Godular]

That’s because the surface temperature of the deathworld is so stunningly cold as a result of its normally distant orbit. Nibiru must have stopped through your town like some interplanetary Santa Claus. Maybe it wanted coffee.

That is not how celestial bodies work.

Oh, you think it got a slurpee to recharge its deathly chill?

[Holy Tedalonia]

TIt doesn't beat the global warming conspiracy theories.

[Godular]

It doesn't beat the global warning conspiracy theories.

Technically this WAS a global ‘warning’ conspiracy.

[Holy Tedalonia]

It doesn't beat the global warning conspiracy theories.

Technically this WAS a global ‘warning’ conspiracy.

Meant warming

[Thermodolia]

dang it, what a disappointment

Don't worry, there's always the next one! Wait for 2018, I promise it will be a doozy.

almost as good as when this guy debunked gravity as just a theory

Ok, hold the phone! I am amused, but bewildered at the same time. If gravity doesn't exist, what is holding our asses onto Mother Earth?

To be fair, I would actually love it if we can turn off gravity... for most parts. I mean, you can fly and float, but at the same time, no gravity = drift into space = POP goes our head.

Actually with no gravity it wouldn't take long for our atmosphere to float away

[Godular]

Technically this WAS a global ‘warning’ conspiracy.

Meant warming

Oh. Yeah, those are all over the place. The sheer amount of cognitive dissonance that people throw into these conspiracy theories that deny the world’s climate is being altered by human activity truly is mind boggling.

[Godular]

Don't worry, there's always the next one! Wait for 2018, I promise it will be a doozy.



Ok, hold the phone! I am amused, but bewildered at the same time. If gravity doesn't exist, what is holding our asses onto Mother Earth?

To be fair, I would actually love it if we can turn off gravity... for most parts. I mean, you can fly and float, but at the same time, no gravity = drift into space = POP goes our head.

Actually with no gravity it wouldn't take long for our atmosphere to float away

With no gravity, Earth would explode due to its own angular motion.

[Holy Tedalonia]

Meant warming

Oh. Yeah, those are all over the place. The sheer amount of cognitive dissonance that people throw into these conspiracy theories that deny the world’s climate is being altered by human activity truly is mind boggling.

Humans do cause a effect to the climate, but it is incredibly small scale. Natural disasters cause more damage, then humans do. I'm talking about those who think the worlds going to end in 50 years unless we change our ways.

[Petrasylvania]

Nibiru is Tony Romo: Started off with great promise then started getting sacked repeatedly and will eventually be replaced by a fresh upstart.

[Godular]

Oh. Yeah, those are all over the place. The sheer amount of cognitive dissonance that people throw into these conspiracy theories that deny the world’s climate is being altered by human activity truly is mind boggling.

Humans do cause a effect to the climate, but it is incredibly small scale. Natural disasters cause more damage, then humans do.

Oh, you’re actually throwing in with the rationalizing bullshit?

That’s just stupid.

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

Yes, just like the world was supposed to end in 1347, 1898, 1914, 1939, 1945, 1960, 1990, 2000, 2002, 2007, and 2016.

Which is why the Jehovah's Witnesses are such a depressing sect to belong to. Fear for the end of the world is basically the only reason to belong to that congregation of joyless buzzkills, but our silly planet just keeps on turning.

That and the fact that they don't celebrate Halloween, Christmas, Easter, Birthdays, ect.

The fact they don't celebrate Christmas or Easter makes zero sense to me.

[Sovaal]

Which is why the Jehovah's Witnesses are such a depressing sect to belong to. Fear for the end of the world is basically the only reason to belong to that congregation of joyless buzzkills, but our silly planet just keeps on turning.

That and the fact that they don't celebrate Halloween, Christmas, Easter, Birthdays, ect.

The fact they don't celebrate Christmas or Easter makes zero sense to me.

I mean they where originally pagan holidays.

[Godular]

That and the fact that they don't celebrate Halloween, Christmas, Easter, Birthdays, ect.

The fact they don't celebrate Christmas or Easter makes zero sense to me.

I mean they where originally pagan holidays.

Oh yeah, Festivus is coming up!

[The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp]

That and the fact that they don't celebrate Halloween, Christmas, Easter, Birthdays, ect.

The fact they don't celebrate Christmas or Easter makes zero sense to me.

I mean they where originally pagan holidays.

Celebrating the birth of Jesus our lord and savor and his resurrection.