Right Wing Discussion Thread X: Pol's closed

[Genivaria]

Alright, everyone, let's get back down to business. Seeing as we are discussing history at the moment, what is the most Right-wing event, in your opinion, to ever occur in Human history and why?

Boxer Rebellion. Basically a bunch Chinese reactionaries trying to uphold the monarchy by driving out foreigners expedited by the persecution of religious minorities.

Yes that was an amusing affair wasn't it?

[United Muscovite Nations]

Boxer Rebellion. Basically a bunch Chinese reactionaries trying to uphold the monarchy by driving out foreigners expedited by the persecution of religious minorities.

Yes that was an amusing affair wasn't it?

>when the Boxers forced back the first expeditionary force through sheer willpower
Doesn't get much more Right Wing than that.

[Imperium Centralium]

Alright, everyone, let's get back down to business. Seeing as we are discussing history at the moment, what is the most Right-wing event, in your opinion, to ever occur in Human history and why?

The destruction of the Gracchi clique or any other relevant event that says a big fuck you to the masses and politics which champion them.

[Ile des Canaries de Cerda]

Most right-wing event in history?

Russian Civil War. I mean sure, the communists won, but you can't deny it had a plethora of rightist heroes and generals.

[The Eternal Aulus]

Most right-wing event in history?

Russian Civil War. I mean sure, the communists won, but you can't deny it had a plethora of rightist heroes and generals.

Helicopter man. No doubt.

[Ile des Canaries de Cerda]

Helicopter man. No doubt.

Wait, Pinochet wasn't involved in the Russian Civil War...

[The East Marches II]

Helicopter man. No doubt.

Wait, Pinochet wasn't involved in the Russian Civil War...

That's what you think. The reality is he rode with the Mad Baron till the end when he escaped back to the 70s.

[Ile des Canaries de Cerda]

That's what you think. The reality is he rode with the Mad Baron till the end when he escaped back to the 70s.

I don't understand why rightists look up the Mad Baron, a Buddhist, Asian supremacist who thought the Western World was corrupt and decadent, requiring it to be purged. He mistreated his Russian soldiers, and treated a bunch of Mongols better than them.

Do rightists forget the warnings of Wilhelm, about the yellow peril? The Baron is merely a pawn of the Asians!

[The Eternal Aulus]

That's what you think. The reality is he rode with the Mad Baron till the end when he escaped back to the 70s.

I don't understand why rightists look up the Mad Baron, a Buddhist, Asian supremacist who thought the Western World was corrupt and decadent, requiring it to be purged. He mistreated his Russian soldiers, and treated a bunch of Mongols better than them.

Do rightists forget the warnings of Wilhelm, about the yellow peril? The Baron is merely a pawn of the Asians!

>Trusting the German

It's almost as if you think Germans are capable of having their own leader! The Eternal Austrian always lead them. Do you trust a people who get cucked by their southern neighbours?

Always trust the Dutch instead - we btfo'd the Spanish just like we all should.

[The East Marches II]

That's what you think. The reality is he rode with the Mad Baron till the end when he escaped back to the 70s.

I don't understand why rightists look up the Mad Baron, a Buddhist, Asian supremacist who thought the Western World was corrupt and decadent, requiring it to be purged. He mistreated his Russian soldiers, and treated a bunch of Mongols better than them.

Do rightists forget the warnings of Wilhelm, about the yellow peril? The Baron is merely a pawn of the Asians!

I had to fit a time traveling dictator somewhere and the Mad Baron seemed the best fitting. There is something about the absurdity of a schizophrenic imposing his will on a situation and bending reality to it (albeit briefly) that one has finds interesting if not compelling. At the least his story and biography have convinced me of the dangers of Buddhists.

[War Gears]

Either Nicholas was a naive man-child who should be kept away from power, or an incompetent who started wars he couldn't win.

Nicholas didn't start the war.

Oh, right, I forgot. He basically just did everything he could to escalate the conflict because he was sure that those inferior yellow monkeys wouldn't dare challenge his mighty white Russians.

[Ile des Canaries de Cerda]

Oh, right, I forgot. He basically just did everything he could to escalate the conflict because he was sure that those inferior yellow monkeys wouldn't dare challenge his mighty white Russians.

The Austrians were trying everything they could to start a conflict, Nicholas was just going to protect his ally. He wouldn't have attacked the Germans, if it wasn't for the Austrians begging for aid, in the knowledge they would get raped by the Russians.

>Trusting the German

It's almost as if you think Germans are capable of having their own leader! The Eternal Austrian always lead them. Do you trust a people who get cucked by their southern neighbours?

Always trust the Dutch instead - we btfo'd the Spanish just like we all should.

Dutch, or, discount Germans.

[The Eternal Aulus]

Dutch, or, discount Germans.

>Discount Germans

You mean us who managed to form a well functioning state with the biggest colonial empire whilst the Germans were still figuring out the basics of central administration anno 1630?

[Ile des Canaries de Cerda]

Dutch, or, discount Germans.

>Discount Germans

You mean us who managed to form a well functioning state with the biggest colonial empire whilst the Germans were still figuring out the basics of central administration anno 1630?

>Biggest Colonial Empire
Now I know you're memeing.

Sure, maybe back then the Dutch were a little ahead, but let's be honest, once Germany unified, the Dutch were nothing. Laying down for an ass swipe during WW2, losing their Indonesian colonies because the US didn't feel like giving them a hand, etc.

[The Eternal Aulus]

>Discount Germans

You mean us who managed to form a well functioning state with the biggest colonial empire whilst the Germans were still figuring out the basics of central administration anno 1630?

>Biggest Colonial Empire
Now I know you're memeing.

Sure, maybe back then the Dutch were a little ahead, but let's be honest, once Germany unified, the Dutch were nothing. Laying down for an ass swipe during WW2, losing their Indonesian colonies because the US didn't feel like giving them a hand, etc.

>be German
>can't convince others to unify
>Get some Lithuanian blood
>Prussia gets formed
>finally manage to get some stuff done
>need France as a reason to form a country
>try to invade France again
>horribly fail
>need an Austrian in order to unify again
>try to invade Russia
>fail again
>get Slavic mixed children because of Soviet soldiers
>actually manage to do something - be the GDR
>import Turks to work for you
>actually manage to do something - be the FRG
>unify again because you're finally allowed to do something
>try reconquering Europe by EU
>a baguette stops you

Germany is that family with some genetic deficiencies that thinks they're the special ubermensch because of said deficiencies. Germans can't do anything on their own - they need some more diverse genes :^)

[War Gears]

Oh, right, I forgot. He basically just did everything he could to escalate the conflict because he was sure that those inferior yellow monkeys wouldn't dare challenge his mighty white Russians.

The Austrians were trying everything they could to start a conflict, Nicholas was just going to protect his ally. He wouldn't have attacked the Germans, if it wasn't for the Austrians begging for aid, in the knowledge they would get raped by the Russians.

Since when were Germans "yellow?" you're ten years too early.

[The Eternal Aulus]

You know it got me thinking - if we really want to enjoy life more we just got to outsource to Africa. Neocolonialism now.

[Grand Britannia]

The Austrians were trying everything they could to start a conflict, Nicholas was just going to protect his ally. He wouldn't have attacked the Germans, if it wasn't for the Austrians begging for aid, in the knowledge they would get raped by the Russians.

Since when were Germans "yellow?" you're ten years too early.

Next generation "Germans" are brown and Muslim, tbh.

[New Visayan Islands]

My answer to the poll was other: The Paris Peace Accords on 1973.

Anyway,

>Biggest Colonial Empire
Now I know you're memeing.

Sure, maybe back then the Dutch were a little ahead, but let's be honest, once Germany unified, the Dutch were nothing. Laying down for an ass swipe during WW2, losing their Indonesian colonies because the US didn't feel like giving them a hand, etc.

>be German
>can't convince others to unify
>Get some Lithuanian blood
>Prussia gets formed
>finally manage to get some stuff done
>need France as a reason to form a country
>try to invade France again
>horribly fail
>need an Austrian in order to unify again
>try to invade Russia
>fail again
>get Slavic mixed children because of Soviet soldiers
>actually manage to do something - be the GDR
>import Turks to work for you
>actually manage to do something - be the FRG
>unify again because you're finally allowed to do something
>try reconquering Europe by EU
>a baguette stops you

Germany is that family with some genetic deficiencies that thinks they're the special ubermensch because of said deficiencies. Germans can't do anything on their own - they need some more diverse genes :^)

inb4 the Germans go as far as stealing genes

[Bakery Hill]

Wait, Pinochet wasn't involved in the Russian Civil War...

That's what you think. The reality is he rode with the Mad Baron till the end when he escaped back to the 70s.

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[Hakons]

I must be the only one here that likes the German Empire.

D E U T S C H A M E R I C A remembers the homeland

[War Gears]

That's what you think. The reality is he rode with the Mad Baron till the end when he escaped back to the 70s.

I don't understand why rightists look up the Mad Baron, a Buddhist, Asian supremacist who thought the Western World was corrupt and decadent, requiring it to be purged. He mistreated his Russian soldiers, and treated a bunch of Mongols better than them.

Do rightists forget the warnings of Wilhelm, about the yellow peril? The Baron is merely a pawn of the Asians!

Later, in Mongolia, Ungern became a Buddhist but did not leave the Lutheran faith

[Hammer Britannia]

I must be the only one here that likes the German Empire.

D E U T S C H A M E R I C A remembers the homeland

I only like them for their hats

Pickelhaube > All the other helms

[War Gears]

who thought the Western World was corrupt and decadent, requiring it to be purged.

That's basically every traditionalist on here though.

Do rightists forget the warnings of Wilhelm, about the yellow peril?

You mean the yellow peril that Wilhelm basically invented to destabilize Russia? The kind which didn't exist until Japan beat Russia, signifying to the rest of Asia that it was possible to finally pay back the West for the years of rape, murder, and lootings by the good Christians?

The Baron is merely a pawn of the Asians!

As a pawn of Tokyo, I resent you lumping us all together. I am not associated with Mongols in any way.

[War Gears]

Alright, everyone, let's get back down to business. Seeing as we are discussing history at the moment, what is the most Right-wing event, in your opinion, to ever occur in Human history and why?

The Shinpūren Rebellion, where a bunch of angry ex-samurai who held bags of salt to throw at anything foreign (and hence impure) carried out an attack on an army garrison in a plan based completely on divination carried out at the local shrine.