Roy Moore / Alabama Special Senate Election Megathread

[Major-Tom]

Having "Mitchy" and "fine" in the same sentence should be a felony.

It helps if you imagine the dancing while singing it
Just do not focus on the "blow".

You god damned Dutchman, putting that fucking image in my head.

[Thermodolia]

Where were these women at the time of the primaries?

That's what leads me to think that this affair is a sham.

No. Frankly, when someone is sexually abused, one of the most difficult things to do is to merely admit to themselves that it happened. For one to admit they were assaulted or abused takes a lot of guts and a lot of vulnerability. To admit it to the world is even harder. I 100% believe these women.

Not even just sexual abuse, but it takes awhile for people to admit that they where abused emotionally and physically as well.

It took me close to 12-13 years to admit that I was abused as a child. If it took me that long to do that then it I can imagine why it took these ladies so long. You don't want to believe it happened.

[Vassenor]

Roy Moore's wife: President Trump 'owes us a thank you' for diverting attention from Russia probe

...I think she said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud.

[The Alma Mater]

No. Frankly, when someone is sexually abused, one of the most difficult things to do is to merely admit to themselves that it happened. For one to admit they were assaulted or abused takes a lot of guts and a lot of vulnerability. To admit it to the world is even harder. I 100% believe these women.

Not even just sexual abuse, but it takes awhile for people to admit that they where abused emotionally and physically as well.

It took me close to 12-13 years to admit that I was abused as a child. If it took me that long to do that then it I can imagine why it took these ladies so long. You don't want to believe it happened.

I can also imagine that after admitting it to yourself, thoughts like "13 years have passed.. what if people do not believe me ? Should I really relive it all again" or similar did not help.

[The Black Forrest]

Roy Moore's wife: President Trump 'owes us a thank you' for diverting attention from Russia probe

...I think she said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud.

Man is Alabama trying to be Mississippi?

*makes a note that his teenage daughter avoid Alabama*

[Thermodolia]

Not even just sexual abuse, but it takes awhile for people to admit that they where abused emotionally and physically as well.

It took me close to 12-13 years to admit that I was abused as a child. If it took me that long to do that then it I can imagine why it took these ladies so long. You don't want to believe it happened.

I can also imagine that after admitting it to yourself, thoughts like "13 years have passed.. what if people do not believe me ? Should I really relive it all again" or similar did not help.

Well you imagined correctly.

[Insaeldor]

I heard someone suggest that if Moore wins the election, the Senate should expel him because it would help Trump. The theory goes that if Moore vacates the seat, Alabama's governor would appoint someone to hole the seat until the next election; that someone could be to conceivably recall Sessions to his old seat which would require him stepping down as AG, then Trump would be able to appoint a new AG -- one that isn't recused from the Russia investigation.

If that were the case Luther Strange would probably take his spot.

[Luminesa]

Apparently Moore tweeted at Mitch McConnell, "Bring.It.On" to which the head of the Republican Senatorial Campaign organization replied "Bring It On is a movie about high school cheerleaders."

I’m now imagining Mitch McConnell doing cheerleader moves. THIS IS NOT A GOOD FEEL.

[Major-Tom]

Roy Moore's wife: President Trump 'owes us a thank you' for diverting attention from Russia probe

...I think she said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud.

Man is Alabama trying to be Mississippi?

*makes a note that his teenage daughter avoid Alabama*

Never go full Mississippi.

[Petrasylvania]

Apparently Moore tweeted at Mitch McConnell, "Bring.It.On" to which the head of the Republican Senatorial Campaign organization replied "Bring It On is a movie about high school cheerleaders."

I’m now imagining Mitch McConnell doing cheerleader moves. THIS IS NOT A GOOD FEEL.

Roy Moore boosting up cheerleaders.

[Petrasylvania]

Man is Alabama trying to be Mississippi?

*makes a note that his teenage daughter avoid Alabama*

Never go full Mississippi.

One Mississippi, Two Mississippi...

[Luminesa]

I’m now imagining Mitch McConnell doing cheerleader moves. THIS IS NOT A GOOD FEEL.

Roy Moore boosting up cheerleaders.

...That was not the way I intended the joke, but alright.

[Petrasylvania]

Roy Moore boosting up cheerleaders.

...That was not the way I intended the joke, but alright.

Including Mitch McConnell and saying he looks pretty down there.

[The Alma Mater]

It helps if you imagine the dancing while singing it
Just do not focus on the "blow".

You god damned Dutchman, putting that fucking image in my head.

Does it help if I point out that "Hey Mickey" is the ending credits/blooperreel of the movie ?

[Corrian]

Roy Moore's wife: President Trump 'owes us a thank you' for diverting attention from Russia probe

...I think she said the loud part quiet and the quiet part loud.

How blatant...

[Corrian]

Alabama governor plans to vote for Moore even though ‘I have no reason to disbelieve’ accusers

Just shows you how fucked up politics are in Alabama.

[Ifreann]

Alabama governor plans to vote for Moore even though ‘I have no reason to disbelieve’ accusers

Just shows you how fucked up politics are in Alabama.

Fold Alabama into the surrounding states when?

[Petrasylvania]

Alabama governor plans to vote for Moore even though ‘I have no reason to disbelieve’ accusers

Just shows you how fucked up politics are in Alabama.

Fold Alabama into the surrounding states when?

And spread the taint? Build a Wall, and Make Alabama Pay For It.

[Corrian]

Another bit, she refused to delay the vote, which Republicans up high wanted because, you know, they must win that seat no matter what. So it would be hilarious if because of that, she effectively makes the Democrat win.

[Dahon]

Alabama governor plans to vote for Moore even though ‘I have no reason to disbelieve’ accusers

Just shows you how fucked up politics are in Alabama.

What a time to wish oneself dead than deal with this bullshit.

[WhatsamattaU]

Another bit, she refused to delay the vote, which Republicans up high wanted because, you know, they must win that seat no matter what. So it would be hilarious if because of that, she effectively makes the Democrat win.

If it isn't one of his cronies, McConnell would rather the seat go to a Dem.

[Insaeldor]

Another bit, she refused to delay the vote, which Republicans up high wanted because, you know, they must win that seat no matter what. So it would be hilarious if because of that, she effectively makes the Democrat win.

If it isn't one of his cronies, McConnell would rather the seat go to a Dem.

Now why would he want to chip away at his razor thin majority?

[WhatsamattaU]

If it isn't one of his cronies, McConnell would rather the seat go to a Dem.

Now why would he want to chip away at his razor thin majority?

Because he's a RINO and just wants to be the leader of his party, in the Senate.

[Jerzylvania]

He might if he smells Trump wanting him to fall on his sword.

Which Trump is probably going to make him do before all is said and done.

It's a bit tough at this point to figure out who (or what) Jeff Sessions feels the most allegiance at this point. Trump has embarrassed him in a ruthless and unprofessional manner. He may feel dishonored. Sessions may also have a great "institutional allegiance" to the U.S. Senate where he served for 30 years and is well liked by his colleagues. Then there is the question of his state allegiance, and as a southerner that really means something. I think whatever AG Sessions plans are for his immediate future are known only to him and maybe his wife.

[Insaeldor]

Now why would he want to chip away at his razor thin majority?

Because he's a RINO and just wants to be the leader of his party, in the Senate.

RINO's such a silly term. How can anyone be a RINO when the only ideological qualification for being a republican is being right of the most centrist democrat. That said Mcconnell would most likely unseat him if he won in favor of another republican. You still get a republican to maintain your majority and you look tough on Pedophiles.