Roy Moore / Alabama Special Senate Election Megathread

[Talvezout]

if i had the money and resources i would personally buy dinner for everyone who voted for doug jones

[Galloism]

“Lying MSM is saying Jones has won when Moore has not conceded and is not going to. Therefore Jones has NOT won. You cant say someone has won unlessthe other person concedes or the vote certification comes. They are trying to create a fake reality...again.”

Wait.. how do they square that with Donald calling it himself..

Dunno. Consistency is hard.

[Kramania]

Did Moore won't yet or what?

[Senkaku]

I'd like to also just say that riding your horse named "Sassy" is an awfully gay thing for a dude who supposedly hates sodomy to have done Maybe Roy was right all along but then God was just punishing him for that

[Bombadil]

Did Moore won't yet or what?

Yup, seems he won’t.

[Petrasylvania]

“Lying MSM is saying Jones has won when Moore has not conceded and is not going to. Therefore Jones has NOT won. You cant say someone has won unlessthe other person concedes or the vote certification comes. They are trying to create a fake reality...again.”

Wait.. how do they square that with Donald calling it himself..

Trump cultists trying to out-Trump Trump is how Alabama was on the verge of electing a child molestor to the Senate in the first place.

[North Dajao]

I guess I have to go apologize for all the incest jokes I've ever made

[Kramania]

Did Moore won't yet or what?

Yup, seems he won’t.

Well I tried deleting that to replace it with a more grammatically correct version but thanks anyway.

[Galloism]

Did Moore won't yet or what?

You might say he was banned from the national mall.

[Corrian]

I'm calling it for Jones. Nice job Bannon/alt-right/anti-establishment! You lost a race in Ala-fucking-bama.

smh, Moore would've won in a landslide had news of unconfirmed sexual intercourse not been everywhere

Laaate but actually pretty sure it would have been way too close for Alabama even then. He would have won, but it would still be probably 10% at most, which is low for there.

[Petrasylvania]

I'd like to also just say that riding your horse named "Sassy" is an awfully gay thing for a dude who supposedly hates sodomy to have done Maybe Roy was right all along but then God was just punishing him for that

Sassy probably found out Moore was going to replace her with a filly and that's why she kept bucking.

[Petrasylvania]

Did Moore won't yet or what?

You might say he was banned from the national mall.

Boooooo...

[Kramania]

Did Moore won't yet or what?

You might say he was banned from the national mall.

Well, a male Elizabeth Warren *shivers* has managed to insert himself into one of the darkest red states in the country.

Truly, the Republicans have been bamboozled.

[Soviet-mongol]

Alabama I'd a blue state now. The educated half of the GOP is turning liberal to stop white trash from taking over. In the long term that means poor and racist whites are toast. Good riddance

[Petrasylvania]

You might say he was banned from the national mall.

Well, a male Elizabeth Warren *shivers* has managed to insert himself into one of the darkest red states in the country.

Truly, the Republicans have been bamboozled.

They should have stuck to the child molestor?

[Kramania]

Alabama I'd a blue state now. You won't win it back. The educated half of the GOP is turning liberal to stop white trash from taking over. In the long term that means poor and stupid whites are toast. You'll be hounded out of your jobs and left to rot as hated derelicts. If you are at least upper middle class you should consider marrying a POC so at least your kids get a shot.

On some level I feel bad for you, but then I remember you're Christian retards who believe in creationism and hate technology. Good riddance.

You are truly a gentleman and a scholar.

[Corrian]

Huuuuuuggggge defeat for Donald Trump. HUUUUUGGGGGEE!!

2018 Will be a red wave, don't you worry. Moore is just a god awful candidate. Strange should have won the primary.

2018 will not be a red wave, almost guarantee it.

[Galloism]

You might say he was banned from the national mall.

Well, a male Elizabeth Warren *shivers* has managed to insert himself into one of the darkest red states in the country.

Truly, the Republicans have been bamboozled.

I’ll be honest. I don’t know much about Doug Jones.

What I know about Roy Moore though makes me think anyone sane would be better. That man has no respect for our constitution, rule of law, or court precedent.

[Kramania]

Well, a male Elizabeth Warren *shivers* has managed to insert himself into one of the darkest red states in the country.

Truly, the Republicans have been bamboozled.

They should have stuck to the child molestor?

I'd have just written in someone else and called it a day.

[Reploid Productions]

On some level I feel bad for you, but then I remember you're Christian retards who believe in creationism and hate technology. Good riddance.

Too late to edit that gem out, I've been following the thread fairly closely tonight.
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[Galloism]

They should have stuck to the child molestor?

I'd have just written in someone else and called it a day.

Almost 2% did that.

[Bombadil]

Well, a male Elizabeth Warren *shivers* has managed to insert himself into one of the darkest red states in the country.

Truly, the Republicans have been bamboozled.

They should have stuck to the child molestor?

They finally found the bottom of the barrel they were looking for.. the edict goes out.. “no more child molesters people, anything above that and we’re good to go..”

[Kramania]

Well, a male Elizabeth Warren *shivers* has managed to insert himself into one of the darkest red states in the country.

Truly, the Republicans have been bamboozled.

I’ll be honest. I don’t know much about Doug Jones.

What I know about Roy Moore though makes me think anyone sane would be better. That man has no respect for our constitution, rule of law, or court precedent.

He's a left-wing freak like most of the Democrats in Congress so he'll fit in just fine amongst them.

Accusations aside, Moore was too über-religious for my tastes.

[Geilinor]

You might say he was banned from the national mall.

Well, a male Elizabeth Warren *shivers* has managed to insert himself into one of the darkest red states in the country.

Truly, the Republicans have been bamboozled.

I don't get the Warren reference. Jones is far more moderate.

[Galloism]

I’ll be honest. I don’t know much about Doug Jones.

What I know about Roy Moore though makes me think anyone sane would be better. That man has no respect for our constitution, rule of law, or court precedent.

He's a left-wing freak like most of the Democrats in Congress so he'll fit in just fine amongst them.

Accusations aside, Moore was too über-religious for my tastes.

Tfw you call people left wing freaks that you think are slightly too far to the right.