Don't Hit a Woman

by **Greater Cesnica** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 4:58 pm

You know, on the occasion that some asshole slaps my girlfriend's ass randomly (which has been 4 times so far) I beat the living shit out of them.

by **Ifreann** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 4:59 pm

Greater Cesnica wrote:You know, on the occasion that some asshole slaps my girlfriend's ass randomly (which has been 4 times so far) I beat the living shit out of them.

Shouldn't you be in prison?

by **Greater Cesnica** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:00 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Greater Cesnica wrote:You know, on the occasion that some asshole slaps my girlfriend's ass randomly (which has been 4 times so far) I beat the living shit out of them.

Shouldn't you be in prison?

lol 3 out of 4 times that it happened police didn't find out, and the fourth time they took my side, because i merely knocked the guy out with a right hook.

by **Segral** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:00 pm

Honestly, it should come down to their actions, not their gender. If a woman's not doing anything, it ain't cool to hit her randomly. But if she's beating up someone or eating a baby, well...then yeah, you should probably hit her.

by **Costa Fierro** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:00 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Greater Cesnica wrote:You know, on the occasion that some asshole slaps my girlfriend's ass randomly (which has been 4 times so far) I beat the living shit out of them.

Shouldn't you be in prison?

No, he was defending her honour, remember?

by **Greater Cesnica** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:01 pm

Iffy literally only replies to my posts to call me out on something. If I ask them something or mention them, they usually don't reply or seem to notice.

by **The Parkus Empire** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:01 pm

Greater Cesnica wrote:
The Parkus Empire wrote:If you call yourself a man, then you identify as one.

Alright, that's all good and everything, but does calling someone something derogatory justify assault?

Yes or no is all I want.

Depends on context.

by **Albrenia** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:01 pm

Segral wrote:Honestly, it should come down to their actions, not their gender. If a woman's not doing anything, it ain't cool to hit her randomly. But if she's beating up someone or eating a baby, well...then yeah, you should probably hit her.

I can confirm baby eating is a hit-worthy offence.

Don't ask me how I know.

by **Ifreann** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:01 pm

Greater Cesnica wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Shouldn't you be in prison?

lol 3 out of 4 times that it happened police didn't find out, and the fourth time they took my side, because i merely knocked the guy out with a right hook.

How awful to live somewhere so corrupt and lawless.

by **Greater Cesnica** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:02 pm

Costa Fierro wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Shouldn't you be in prison?

No, he was defending her honour, remember?

Iffy always pokes me like that.

by **FarmerJohn** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:02 pm

Drescauld wrote:
Greater Cesnica wrote:I'm reminded of those old bullshit laws where only men could be executed.

I was thinking conscription, which women aren’t really subject to.

Like the Vietnam war. Thousands of men were forced to die for presidents' honor of not losing a war & defeating communism. Quick offshoot, also reminded of all the risky jobs & all the women working in mines or steel mills

by **The Two Jerseys** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:03 pm

Albrenia wrote:
Segral wrote:Honestly, it should come down to their actions, not their gender. If a woman's not doing anything, it ain't cool to hit her randomly. But if she's beating up someone or eating a baby, well...then yeah, you should probably hit her.

I can confirm baby eating is a hit-worthy offence.

Don't ask me how I know.

Is it one of those "Heimlich slaps to the back to make them spit it out" hits, or full-on Rocky Balboa?

by **Albrenia** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:04 pm

The Two Jerseys wrote:
Albrenia wrote:
I can confirm baby eating is a hit-worthy offence.

Don't ask me how I know.

Is it one of those "Heimlich slaps to the back to make them spit it out" hits, or full-on Rocky Balboa?

My lawyer informs me I can't answer that question except to say I feared for my life. :unsure:

by **Segral** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:10 pm

Albrenia wrote:
The Two Jerseys wrote:Is it one of those "Heimlich slaps to the back to make them spit it out" hits, or full-on Rocky Balboa?

My lawyer informs me I can't answer that question except to say I feared for my life.

I'd say Rocky Balboa if they're eating a baby. But call 911 first.

by **Ifreann** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:10 pm

Costa Fierro wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Shouldn't you be in prison?

No, he was defending her honour, remember?

Chivalry's dead, though.

by **Ethel mermania** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:11 pm

Ifreann wrote:
Costa Fierro wrote:
No, he was defending her honour, remember?

Chivalry's dead, though.

On this site it certainly is.

by **Nanatsu no Tsuki** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:14 pm

As annoying as it may be, or vulgar, it is not my job or anyone else's job to police other people's behaviour but their own.

by **Principality of the Raix** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:16 pm

Valentine Z wrote:
Well, as a random stranger on the internet, just want to say, "Enjoy your dinner!"

Thank you and I see it has just rather went into a different direction on the subject in context.

by **Harkback Union** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:18 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Chivalry's dead, though.

On this site it certainly is.

In fact, It was on this very forum when in the summer of 1377 A.D. That the last order of knights were permabanned for breaking the site rules on an Islam vs Christianity thread...

by **Sovaal** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:18 pm

If she attacks me first I will defend myself.

And as a policy it's bad to just straight up assault people

by **Katganistan** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:18 pm

The brianverse wrote:
Katganistan wrote:Yes.
Don't hit anyone.

A friend of mine hit her boyfriend, and I mean punched him in the arm hard enough to bruise. When he swatted her on the ass (no where near as hard)and told her to knock it off , she started complaining to me, and my answer was, "You hit him first. Don't do that."

Seriously. Don't raise your hands to anyone unless you're defending yourself.

In boxing you can't win without some fighting, same thing goes for football. There are many non-self-defense situations which commonly involve fighting. Also depending on what you vote for that could be perceived as 'picking a fight' to a certain extent, like if a group of people are harmed by the legislation.

Which has what, exactly, to do with an anecdote about someone getting belted for no reason???

I mean if you're in a boxing match, you went there with the understanding you'd be hit, and you'd hit back.

Really, I don't get how your post in any way connects with mine.

by **Herador** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:19 pm

I've punched a guy for getting... verbally inappropriate with a lady friend of mine at a party. I mean, I told him to fuck off first and he got mouthy, but I've done it.

That said, you shouldn't. I'm older and (sort of) wiser now and I would handle that situation differently.

by **The Two Jerseys** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:19 pm

Ethel mermania wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Chivalry's dead, though.

On this site it certainly is.

Chivalry is for suckers, the protection racket is where it's at!

by **Katganistan** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:20 pm

The Two Jerseys wrote:
Ifreann wrote:Where's all the traditionalist types, defending women's honour and what have you?

I'll defend their honor when they agree that I deserve higher pay than them.

Pffft. I'll defend my own honor thanks. I don't need a pay cut to make you feel better.

by **Sovaal** » Mon Nov 06, 2017 5:20 pm

The Two Jerseys wrote:
Ethel mermania wrote:On this site it certainly is.

Chivalry is for suckers, the protection racket is where it's at!

Implying that there's any difference.

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