Left-Wing Discussion Thread III

[Bakery Hill]

Democracy is a decision-making tool, not a principle.

Pretty much.

[MERIZoC]

Anarchy and nationalism seem to be the thing all the cool kids are into nowadays. As if they haven't already been proven to be as shit as Communism or Theocracy already.

I'm all of the above.

I'm none of the above, except cool kid.

[Dumb Ideologies]

How about theocratic communism?

Yes pls.

>mfw when the red pill just contains more opium

[Bakery Hill]

Tony Abbott isn't quite 'gone', although he did lose the top job (he looks to be trying to make moves to come back though)

Australian Politics in a Nutshell

2007: Kevin Rudd storms into power, after performing strongly in the first part of his term, an effective opposition and infighting in the Labor Party lead him to be replaced by Julia Gillard.
2010: Despite an initial poll boost Juila Gillard finds herself at the helm of a still divided Labor Party and with a further emboldened opposition. The election results in Labor losing seats and barely clinging on to power.
2013: Continually losing in the polls and with an electoral disaster brewing for Labor, Kevin Rudd is brought back to stem the flood and bolster the party's chances, particularly in Queensland. The Liberals win decisively.

2013: Tony Abbott storms into power, after performing strongly in the first part of his term, an effective opposition and infighting in the Liberal Party lead him to be replaced by Malcolm Turnbull.
2016: Despite an initial poll boost Malcolm Turnbull finds himself at the helm of a still divided Liberal Party and with a further emboldened opposition. The elections results in the Liberals losing seats and barely clinging on to power.
2019: Continually losing in the polls and with an electoral disaster brewing for the Liberals, Tony Abbott is brought back to stem the flood and bolster the party's chances, particularly in Queensland. Labor wins decisively.

[Bakery Hill]

I'm all of the above.

I'm none of the above, except cool kid.

I'm practically a Soundcloud rapper dude.

[Bakery Hill]

How about theocratic communism?

Yes pls.

"The only people I want to be stoned are adulterers."

[Albrenia]

Tony Abbott isn't quite 'gone', although he did lose the top job (he looks to be trying to make moves to come back though)

Australian Politics in a Nutshell

2007: Kevin Rudd storms into power, after performing strongly in the first part of his term, an effective opposition and infighting in the Labor Party lead him to be replaced by Julia Gillard.
2010: Despite an initial poll boost Juila Gillard finds herself at the helm of a still divided Labor Party and with a further emboldened opposition. The election results in Labor losing seats and barely clinging on to power.
2013: Continually losing in the polls and with an electoral disaster brewing for Labor, Kevin Rudd is brought back to stem the flood and bolster the party's chances, particularly in Queensland. The Liberals win decisively.

2013: Tony Abbott storms into power, after performing strongly in the first part of his term, an effective opposition and infighting in the Liberal Party lead him to be replaced by Malcolm Turnbull.
2016: Despite an initial poll boost Malcolm Turnbull finds himself at the helm of a still divided Liberal Party and with a further emboldened opposition. The elections results in the Liberals losing seats and barely clinging on to power.
2019: Continually losing in the polls and with an electoral disaster brewing for the Liberals, Tony Abbott is brought back to stem the flood and bolster the party's chances, particularly in Queensland. Labor wins decisively.

I would fucking love if Tony Abbott was to return and then lose decisively. Thank you for this pleasant fortune telling.

[Albrenia]

Anarchy and nationalism seem to be the thing all the cool kids are into nowadays. As if they haven't already been proven to be as shit as Communism or Theocracy already.

I'm all of the above.

Wait, you're a Theocrat AND a Communist?

How is that even possible?

[FelrikTheDeleted]

Tony Abbott isn't quite 'gone', although he did lose the top job (he looks to be trying to make moves to come back though)

Australian Politics in a Nutshell

2007: Kevin Rudd storms into power, after performing strongly in the first part of his term, an effective opposition and infighting in the Labor Party lead him to be replaced by Julia Gillard.
2010: Despite an initial poll boost Juila Gillard finds herself at the helm of a still divided Labor Party and with a further emboldened opposition. The election results in Labor losing seats and barely clinging on to power.
2013: Continually losing in the polls and with an electoral disaster brewing for Labor, Kevin Rudd is brought back to stem the flood and bolster the party's chances, particularly in Queensland. The Liberals win decisively.

2013: Tony Abbott storms into power, after performing strongly in the first part of his term, an effective opposition and infighting in the Liberal Party lead him to be replaced by Malcolm Turnbull.
2016: Despite an initial poll boost Malcolm Turnbull finds himself at the helm of a still divided Liberal Party and with a further emboldened opposition. The elections results in the Liberals losing seats and barely clinging on to power.
2019: Continually losing in the polls and with an electoral disaster brewing for the Liberals, Tony Abbott is brought back to stem the flood and bolster the party's chances, particularly in Queensland. Labor wins decisively.

>tfw I don't know what the fuck is going on with Australian politics
I should really watch parliament more

[Bakery Hill]

Australian Politics in a Nutshell

2007: Kevin Rudd storms into power, after performing strongly in the first part of his term, an effective opposition and infighting in the Labor Party lead him to be replaced by Julia Gillard.
2010: Despite an initial poll boost Juila Gillard finds herself at the helm of a still divided Labor Party and with a further emboldened opposition. The election results in Labor losing seats and barely clinging on to power.
2013: Continually losing in the polls and with an electoral disaster brewing for Labor, Kevin Rudd is brought back to stem the flood and bolster the party's chances, particularly in Queensland. The Liberals win decisively.

2013: Tony Abbott storms into power, after performing strongly in the first part of his term, an effective opposition and infighting in the Liberal Party lead him to be replaced by Malcolm Turnbull.
2016: Despite an initial poll boost Malcolm Turnbull finds himself at the helm of a still divided Liberal Party and with a further emboldened opposition. The elections results in the Liberals losing seats and barely clinging on to power.
2019: Continually losing in the polls and with an electoral disaster brewing for the Liberals, Tony Abbott is brought back to stem the flood and bolster the party's chances, particularly in Queensland. Labor wins decisively.

I would fucking love if Tony Abbott was to return and then lose decisively. Thank you for this pleasant fortune telling.

Heed my prophecy.

[Bakery Hill]

Australian Politics in a Nutshell

2007: Kevin Rudd storms into power, after performing strongly in the first part of his term, an effective opposition and infighting in the Labor Party lead him to be replaced by Julia Gillard.
2010: Despite an initial poll boost Juila Gillard finds herself at the helm of a still divided Labor Party and with a further emboldened opposition. The election results in Labor losing seats and barely clinging on to power.
2013: Continually losing in the polls and with an electoral disaster brewing for Labor, Kevin Rudd is brought back to stem the flood and bolster the party's chances, particularly in Queensland. The Liberals win decisively.

2013: Tony Abbott storms into power, after performing strongly in the first part of his term, an effective opposition and infighting in the Liberal Party lead him to be replaced by Malcolm Turnbull.
2016: Despite an initial poll boost Malcolm Turnbull finds himself at the helm of a still divided Liberal Party and with a further emboldened opposition. The elections results in the Liberals losing seats and barely clinging on to power.
2019: Continually losing in the polls and with an electoral disaster brewing for the Liberals, Tony Abbott is brought back to stem the flood and bolster the party's chances, particularly in Queensland. Labor wins decisively.

>tfw I don't know what the fuck is going on with Australian politics
I should really watch parliament more

It's just 2007-2013 with the jerseys switched over.

[Bakery Hill]

I'm all of the above.

Wait, you're a Theocrat AND a Communist?

How is that even possible?

Ask that Bhikku guy, he manages it apparently.

[Albrenia]

Wait, you're a Theocrat AND a Communist?

How is that even possible?

Ask that Bhikku guy, he manages it apparently.

Well, it's novel, I'll give you that.

Stuffing four failed government systems together and seeing if it works.

[Bakery Hill]

Ask that Bhikku guy, he manages it apparently.

Well, it's novel, I'll give you that.

Stuffing four failed government systems together and seeing if it works.

I'll be honest, I'm not a theocrat. I only use three of the four.

[Albrenia]

Well, it's novel, I'll give you that.

Stuffing four failed government systems together and seeing if it works.

I'll be honest, I'm not a theocrat. I only use three of the four.

Less novel, but still novel.

[Alsheb]

How about theocratic communism?

Yes pls.

[Alsheb]

I'm all of the above.

Wait, you're a Theocrat AND a Communist?

How is that even possible?

I don't think he is. Bhikkustan and me are though.

[The Eternal Aulus]

This thread has been nationalized. Every post must be made with one shitpost ration.

[Albrenia]

This thread has been nationalized. Every post must be made with one shitpost ration.

I suppose that mean's I'll be publicly executed for treason... again.

[Mattopilos II]

Yes pls.

>mfw when the red pill just contains more opium

O P I U M O F T HE MASS ES

[Herador]

This thread has been nationalized. Every post must be made with one shitpost ration.

I'll wait in line for my shitposts like a good Comrade.

[Major-Tom]

I'm none of the above, except cool kid.

I'm practically a Soundcloud rapper dude.

Get out.

[Bakery Hill]

I'm practically a Soundcloud rapper dude.

Get out.

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[War Gears]

Wait, you're a Theocrat AND a Communist?

How is that even possible?

I don't think he is. Bhikkustan and me are though.

How is theocracy reconciled with dialectical materialism and statelessness?

[The Eternal Aulus]

I don't think he is. Bhikkustan and me are though.

How is theocracy reconciled with dialectical materialism and statelessness?

50 Shades of Communism