New President of Cuba 2018 Change You Can Beleive in or Not

[The Founding Fatherland]

Obama shouldn't have lifted them to begin with.

Why not? The embargo was pretty pointless at this point. It's been over fifty years and Cuba still ain't yielding.

Hhmmm, good point.

Should have invaded them when the USSR collapsed.

[Kramania]

Obama shouldn't have lifted them to begin with.

Why not? The embargo was pretty pointless at this point. It's been over fifty years and Cuba still ain't yielding.

Cuz Cuba sucks so we embargo them. We don't really need to tolerate Marxist dictatorships anymore. Only reason we tolerate China is because they have a giant economy. Cuba has nothing significant to offer us besides cigars.

[San Marlindo]

Why not? The embargo was pretty pointless at this point. It's been over fifty years and Cuba still ain't yielding.

Hhmmm, good point.

Should have invaded them when the USSR collapsed.

But that would destroy their great socialist experiment!

[Liriena]

Why not? The embargo was pretty pointless at this point. It's been over fifty years and Cuba still ain't yielding.

Hhmmm, good point.

Should have invaded them when the USSR collapsed.

Y'all already tried that.

Face it: communism won this one. ;3

[Anarchitaria]

Good good . . . let's have an irrelevant bureaucracy appeal to the humanity of the situation by lording over nations that they aspire to have a stranglehold over.

[Kramania]

Why not? The embargo was pretty pointless at this point. It's been over fifty years and Cuba still ain't yielding.

Hhmmm, good point.

Should have invaded them when the USSR collapsed.

Nah. That would have ended badly. We had one chance to take out Castro's regime and Kennedy fucked it up so now we're stuck with that shitty state for a few more years. At least until the brother Castro finally bites the dust. Then we can hopefully get regime change.

[Washington Resistance Army]

Hhmmm, good point.

Should have invaded them when the USSR collapsed.

Y'all already tried that.

Face it: communism won this one. ;3

That wasn't an invasion. That was giving some upset dudes rifles and saying charge.

We need an Operation Cuban Freedom.

[Kramania]

Hhmmm, good point.

Should have invaded them when the USSR collapsed.

Y'all already tried that.

Face it: communism won this one. ;3

And now it can serve as yet another example of how communism sucks.

What's Cuba's human rights rating again?

[Liriena]

Why not? The embargo was pretty pointless at this point. It's been over fifty years and Cuba still ain't yielding.

Cuz Cuba sucks so we embargo them. We don't really need to tolerate Marxist dictatorships anymore. Only reason we tolerate China is because they have a giant economy. Cuba has nothing significant to offer us besides cigars.

Implying y'all ever showed any respect for the sovereignity of foreign countries with governments to the left of Reagan. Pleaaaaaaaaase.

Also, I love the empty posturing.

[Kramania]

Y'all already tried that.

Face it: communism won this one. ;3

That wasn't an invasion. That was giving some upset dudes rifles and saying charge.

We need an Operation Cuban Freedom.

I think I just heard Bush orgasm.

[The Founding Fatherland]

Why not? The embargo was pretty pointless at this point. It's been over fifty years and Cuba still ain't yielding.

Cuz Cuba sucks so we embargo them. We don't really need to tolerate Marxist dictatorships anymore. Only reason we tolerate China is because they have a giant economy. Cuba has nothing significant to offer us besides cigars.

China is state capitalist.

Hhmmm, good point.

Should have invaded them when the USSR collapsed.

But that would destroy their great socialist experiment!

Wow, what a shame that would be. /s

Hhmmm, good point.

Should have invaded them when the USSR collapsed.

Y'all already tried that.

Face it: communism won this one. ;3

*Socialism, not communism, and socialism couldn't win a wet t-shirt contest.

And I meant a proper invasion spearheaded by the US military, which Cuba would be incapable of repulsing.

[Rusozak]

What does the embargo even aim to accomplish anymore, anyways? It lost its relevance when the USSR fell. Not like Cuba's the last bastion in the world for communism and choking them dry is doing anything to help the region or the world.

[Kramania]

Cuz Cuba sucks so we embargo them. We don't really need to tolerate Marxist dictatorships anymore. Only reason we tolerate China is because they have a giant economy. Cuba has nothing significant to offer us besides cigars.

Implying y'all ever showed any respect for the sovereignity of foreign countries with governments to the left of Reagan. Pleaaaaaaaaase.

Nope, we didn't. This pleases me.

Also, I love the empty posturing.

Pot, kettttttlllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeee.

You posture so much that I can hear your bones crack.

[Liriena]

Y'all already tried that.

Face it: communism won this one. ;3

That wasn't an invasion. That was giving some upset dudes rifles and saying charge.

We need an Operation Cuban Freedom.

You want a Cuban ISIS? Because that's how you get a Cuban ISIS.

Seriously, from the bottom of my heart, keep your incompetent, endlessly toxic hands off Latin America for once in your imperialist history.

[Liriena]

Y'all already tried that.

Face it: communism won this one. ;3

And now it can serve as yet another example of how communism sucks.

What's Cuba's human rights rating again?

I don't recall... but I imagine it's roughly the same or slightly better than that of many US-backed far right tyrannies.

[The Founding Fatherland]

Hhmmm, good point.

Should have invaded them when the USSR collapsed.

Nah. That would have ended badly. We had one chance to take out Castro's regime and Kennedy fucked it up so now we're stuck with that shitty state for a few more years. At least until the brother Castro finally bites the dust. Then we can hopefully get regime change.

How would that have ended badly?

Cuz Cuba sucks so we embargo them. We don't really need to tolerate Marxist dictatorships anymore. Only reason we tolerate China is because they have a giant economy. Cuba has nothing significant to offer us besides cigars.

Implying y'all ever showed any respect for the sovereignity of foreign countries with governments to the left of Reagan. Pleaaaaaaaaase.

Also, I love the empty posturing.

The only empty posturing is from the UN, thinking they can actually force the most powerful country on Earth to follow it's absurd rulings.

[Kramania]

That wasn't an invasion. That was giving some upset dudes rifles and saying charge.

We need an Operation Cuban Freedom.

You want a Cuban ISIS? Because that's how you get a Cuban ISIS.

Seriously, from the bottom of my heart, keep your incompetent, endlessly toxic hands off Latin America for once in your imperialist history.

No.

We've got a few more good years of imperialism left in us and I intend to take full advantage of them.

[Rostavykhan]

Why not? The embargo was pretty pointless at this point. It's been over fifty years and Cuba still ain't yielding.

Why is yielding the goal?

Cause something something Communism bad, something something God Bless America.

Cuz Cuba sucks so we embargo them. We don't really need to tolerate Marxist dictatorships anymore. Only reason we tolerate China is because they have a giant economy. Cuba has nothing significant to offer us besides cigars.

Implying y'all ever showed any respect for the sovereignity of foreign countries with governments to the left of Reagan. Pleaaaaaaaaase.

Also, I love the empty posturing.

TBF it's what America is best at, at this point.

[Liriena]

Implying y'all ever showed any respect for the sovereignity of foreign countries with governments to the left of Reagan. Pleaaaaaaaaase.

Nope, we didn't. This pleases me.

Also, I love the empty posturing.

Pot, kettttttlllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeee.

You posture so much that I can hear your bones crack.

You... really don't know how to banter, do you?

[Washington Resistance Army]

That wasn't an invasion. That was giving some upset dudes rifles and saying charge.

We need an Operation Cuban Freedom.

You want a Cuban ISIS? Because that's how you get a Cuban ISIS.

Seriously, from the bottom of my heart, keep your incompetent, endlessly toxic hands off Latin America for once in your imperialist history.

Keep up that kinda talk and your country is gonna see the rockets red glare too

[Kramania]

And now it can serve as yet another example of how communism sucks.

What's Cuba's human rights rating again?

I don't recall... but I imagine it's roughly the same or slightly better than that of many US-backed far right tyrannies.

"Waaaaa, waaaaa, you did a mean so I get to do a mean as well!!!"

Literally your entire argument whenever anyone points out how much regimes that you apologize for suck.

Grow up.

[The Founding Fatherland]

What does the embargo even aim to accomplish anymore, anyways? It lost its relevance when the USSR fell. Not like Cuba's the last bastion in the world for communism and choking them dry is doing anything to help the region or the world.

It's a simple "fuck you" sentiment, what's so hard to understand about it?

[Kramania]

Nope, we didn't. This pleases me.


Pot, kettttttlllllllleeeeeeeeeeeeee.

You posture so much that I can hear your bones crack.

You... really don't know how to banter, do you?

That's not banter.

More of a statement of fact.

[Liriena]

You want a Cuban ISIS? Because that's how you get a Cuban ISIS.

Seriously, from the bottom of my heart, keep your incompetent, endlessly toxic hands off Latin America for once in your imperialist history.

Keep up that kinda talk and your country is gonna see the rockets red glare too

See, this is why some of us are starting to make heart eyes at Xi Jinping.

[Rusozak]

What does the embargo even aim to accomplish anymore, anyways? It lost its relevance when the USSR fell. Not like Cuba's the last bastion in the world for communism and choking them dry is doing anything to help the region or the world.

It's a simple "fuck you" sentiment, what's so hard to understand about it?

Okay, but why?