All Hallows Eve- TET or Treat!

[Pasong Tirad]

They are definitely that. Of course, sometimes a first draft leads to a finished edition that's amazing.

My older brother is the first draft.

I'm the finished version.

By this logic men are the first draft and women are the final version.

[Dumb Ideologies]

My older brother is the first draft.

I'm the finished version.

By this logic men are the first draft and women are the final version.

Both superseded by traps, Hegelian dialectic at work.

[The Blaatschapen]

My older brother is the first draft.

I'm the finished version.

By this logic men are the first draft and women are the final version.

Please, be polite. Women first

[Pasong Tirad]

By this logic men are the first draft and women are the final version.

Please, be polite. Women first

No, no, no, the egg came first THEN the chicken.

[Ethel mermania]

Please, be polite. Women first

No, no, no, the egg came first THEN the chicken.

It did, long before the chicken.

[Ardrentt]

No, no, no, the egg came first THEN the chicken.

It did, long before the chicken.

But wouldn't it be too rotten to hatch by then?

[Ethel mermania]

It did, long before the chicken.

But wouldn't it be too rotten to hatch by then?

Some people like the smell.

[Ardrentt]

But wouldn't it be too rotten to hatch by then?

Some people like the smell.

What about the chick inside the egg? Wouldn't it be too repulsed by itself to live? D:

[Ethel mermania]

Some people like the smell.

What about the chick inside the egg? Wouldn't it be too repulsed by itself to live? D:

The desire for life is strong in the young, so I don't know.

[Ardrentt]

What about the chick inside the egg? Wouldn't it be too repulsed by itself to live? D:

The desire for life is strong in the young, so I don't know.

The odour must be at it's most sickening and foul for that flame to be extinguished and ashes to only remain in it's place, from which a Phoenix may hopefully rise to bring us an album about Listz and Amadeus and where is this metaphor going?

[Ethel mermania]

The desire for life is strong in the young, so I don't know.

The odour must be at it's most sickening and foul for that flame to be extinguished and ashes to only remain in it's place, from which a Phoenix may hopefully rise to bring us an album about Listz and Amadeus and where is this metaphor going?

I was trying to follow you, so I have no idea.

[Ardrentt]

The odour must be at it's most sickening and foul for that flame to be extinguished and ashes to only remain in it's place, from which a Phoenix may hopefully rise to bring us an album about Listz and Amadeus and where is this metaphor going?

I was trying to follow you, so I have no idea.

Success by confusion, hah! *does a smoke bomb on you or something*

[Ethel mermania]

I was trying to follow you, so I have no idea.

Success by confusion, hah! *does a smoke bomb on you or something*

Usually one of my strategies

[Gallade]

Success by confusion, hah! *does a smoke bomb on you or something*

Usually one of my strategies

Whatever you have to tell the office toilet janitor to get by in life

[Ethel mermania]

Usually one of my strategies

Whatever you have to tell the office toilet janitor to get by in life

Bosses, wives children. Works on everyone.

[Gallade]

Whatever you have to tell the office toilet janitor to get by in life

Bosses, wives children. Works on everyone.

Mrs Mermania hasn't microchipped you yet? That's just irresponsible pet ownership.

[Ethel mermania]

Bosses, wives children. Works on everyone.

Mrs Mermania hasn't microchipped you yet? That's just irresponsible pet ownership.

Tbh, I wouldn't be surprised. She wouldn't tell me

[Sovaal]

Mrs Mermania hasn't microchipped you yet? That's just irresponsible pet ownership.

Tbh, I wouldn't be surprised. She wouldn't tell me

Well now if you ever get kidnapped they nowhere to find you!

Or leave you.

[Gallade]

Tbh, I wouldn't be surprised. She wouldn't tell me

Well now if you ever get kidnapped they nowhere to find you!

Or leave you.

"One million dollars in unmarked bills at the disclosed dead drop by midnight or your husband dies, one and only warning. No cops."

I don't negotiate with terrorists, especially ones who don't know how to haggle. Good day, sirs.

[The Blaatschapen]

Well now if you ever get kidnapped they nowhere to find you!

Or leave you.

"One million dollars in unmarked bills at the disclosed dead drop by midnight or your husband dies, one and only warning. No cops."

I don't negotiate with terrorists, especially ones who don't know how to haggle. Good day, sirs.

Take out a life insurance first

[Gallade]

"One million dollars in unmarked bills at the disclosed dead drop by midnight or your husband dies, one and only warning. No cops."

I don't negotiate with terrorists, especially ones who don't know how to haggle. Good day, sirs.

Take out a life insurance first :)

Life assurance. I made quite certain I wasn't marrying an ageless demigod who only might die. ;D

[Hurdergaryp]

Well now if you ever get kidnapped they nowhere to find you!

Or leave you.

"One million dollars in unmarked bills at the disclosed dead drop by midnight or your husband dies, one and only warning. No cops."

I don't negotiate with terrorists, especially ones who don't know how to haggle. Good day, sirs.

That is only fair, assuming your husband would to the same for you if you happen to be the abductee.

[Great Confederacy of Commonwealth States]

The most excruciating thing about criminal procedural law exams: All those lousy officers are f*cking up MY EVIDENCE!

Elroy, you just had to jab two fingers into Arnold's mouth, didn't you? Evidence unlawfully obtained. Oh, and start questioning him without reading him his rights, why don't you! Jeez.

[Hurdergaryp]

The most excruciating thing about criminal procedural law exams: All those lousy officers are f*cking up MY EVIDENCE!

Elroy, you just had to jab two fingers into Arnold's mouth, didn't you? Evidence unlawfully obtained. Oh, and start questioning him without reading him his rights, why don't you! Jeez.

Hell is other people, even when they are not actively trying to make an effort to sabotage everything you do.

[Chrinthanium]

Strange feeling this... being home and awake and not having to rush around to get ready to go to work in the morning. Not that I'm off today, but I volunteered to work a later shift to help out. My day is so... boring with all this daytime free time.