All Hallows Eve- TET or Treat!

[The Blaatschapen]

Wait, women have pain during child birth? Then why do so many want to have kids?

*Melodrama* Because womanhood is pain, what's a bit more. Oh woe!

Depends, of course. Isn't NSG's stance right now that it's to trap men into those sweet, sweet child support payments?

That is not my stance.

I want to see any child I father. So 50/50 split, and if I can hold a job next to it, so can she?

[Hurdergaryp]

Just stand by your man, no matter how much he is about to reinvent himself.

If history's any indication, he'll move onto samurai soon enough.

And after that, mecha pilot.

So the escape procedure has already been activated?

Not yet, but I'm slowly getting my future planned out, and part of that is spending 5 1/2 months in the woods

Going off the grid for a while, eh?

[Galloism]

It's so...... beautiful.

[Gallade]

*Melodrama* Because womanhood is pain, what's a bit more. Oh woe!

Depends, of course. Isn't NSG's stance right now that it's to trap men into those sweet, sweet child support payments?

That is not my stance.

I want to see any child I father. So 50/50 split, and if I can hold a job next to it, so can she?

Well, bottle fed, sure. The milk tap should be a bit more present to home for the first year at least unless she wants to work and doesn't mind feeding formula or hiring a wet nurse, no?

[The Blaatschapen]

That is not my stance.

I want to see any child I father. So 50/50 split, and if I can hold a job next to it, so can she?

Well, bottle fed, sure. The milk tap should be a bit more present to home for the first year at least unless she wants to work and doesn't mind feeding formula or hiring a wet nurse, no?

Sure, we can arrange things for the first year.

Or, you know, not break up with her, if that is an option.

Vastly preferred.

[Immoren]

Not yet, but I'm slowly getting my future planned out, and part of that is spending 5 1/2 months in the woods

Rip in peas

[Hurdergaryp]

That is not my stance.

I want to see any child I father. So 50/50 split, and if I can hold a job next to it, so can she?

Well, bottle fed, sure. The milk tap should be a bit more present to home for the first year at least unless she wants to work and doesn't mind feeding formula or hiring a wet nurse, no?

Are wet nurses still a thing here in the West?

[The Blaatschapen]

Well, bottle fed, sure. The milk tap should be a bit more present to home for the first year at least unless she wants to work and doesn't mind feeding formula or hiring a wet nurse, no?

Are wet nurses still a thing here in the West?

Only when I go to the hospital.

[Hurdergaryp]

Are wet nurses still a thing here in the West?

Only when I go to the hospital.

[Gallade]

Well, bottle fed, sure. The milk tap should be a bit more present to home for the first year at least unless she wants to work and doesn't mind feeding formula or hiring a wet nurse, no?

Sure, we can arrange things for the first year.

Or, you know, not break up with her, if that is an option.

Vastly preferred.

Heh, good to have contingencies.

Well, bottle fed, sure. The milk tap should be a bit more present to home for the first year at least unless she wants to work and doesn't mind feeding formula or hiring a wet nurse, no?

Are wet nurses still a thing here in the West?

Yep! Hired one ourselves as I had work (and to be perfectly honest I couldn't quite hack the pain of nursing them). Godsend, problem otherwise is that, since they're not eternal fountains but limited storage devices during the lactation period, getting the breast pumps out the night before work just doesn't supply enough milk to keep them fed throughout the day and it's not like I was going to be sending more along by courier when I felt I had enough in me while at work.

[Hurdergaryp]

[The Holy Therns]

(Image)

I can firmly deny that one, he looks far better than that.

[The Blaatschapen]

(Image)

I can firmly deny that one, he looks far better than that.

Thank you.

Nice try Hurd.

[Hurdergaryp]

I can firmly deny that one, he looks far better than that.

Thank you.

Nice try Hurd.

Thanks. There's always next time, an insight I gained thanks to the wisdom of Doctor Claw.

[The Holy Therns]

Thank you.

Nice try Hurd.

Thanks. There's always next time, an insight I gained thanks to the wisdom of Doctor Claw.

His philosophical writings are a must-read after all.

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

On today's episode of Swaglord's Bizarre Adventure, the Swaglord confronted his inner demons, in a blatant attempt by the TV execs to earn an Emmy and be considered "deep".

(In all seriousness, my day was unpleasant. )

How's everyone?

[Hurdergaryp]

Thanks. There's always next time, an insight I gained thanks to the wisdom of Doctor Claw.

His philosophical writings are a must-read after all.

When you hear that growling voice, you immediately trust it.

[The Holy Therns]

His philosophical writings are a must-read after all.

When you hear that growling voice, you immediately trust it.

Of course. It is my fetish.

[Hurdergaryp]

When you hear that growling voice, you immediately trust it.

Of course. It is my fetish.

Saturday morning episodes of Inspector Gadget back in the eighties may have been partly responsible for my appreciation of the death metal genre, come to think of it.

[The Holy Therns]

Of course. It is my fetish.

Saturday morning episodes of Inspector Gadget back in the eighties may have been partly responsible for my appreciation of the death metal genre, come to think of it.

That and the sweet, sweet drugs.

[Immoren]

I love these indie games that render themselves (practically) unplayable after you complete them.
Also I probably can't sleep tonight. And I fear that if I close this game, Monika will crawl out of my PC screen like in the Ring and butcher me in my sleep if I do.

[The Blaatschapen]

Of course. It is my fetish.

Saturday morning episodes of Inspector Gadget back in the eighties may have been partly responsible for my appreciation of the death metal genre, come to think of it.

Growl gadget growl.

[Hurdergaryp]

I love these indie games that render themselves (practically) unplayable after you complete them.
Also I probably can't sleep tonight. And I fear that if I close this game, Monika will crawl out of my PC screen like in the Ring and butcher me in my sleep if I do.

But if you don't close the game and leave the machine running, the situation is even more dangerous. Close the game, turn off the computer, pull all the plugs. This does not have to be the end.

[Immoren]

Of course. It is my fetish.

Saturday morning episodes of Inspector Gadget back in the eighties may have been partly responsible for my appreciation of the death metal genre, come to think of it.

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I should rewatch those.

I love these indie games that render themselves (practically) unplayable after you complete them.
Also I probably can't sleep tonight. And I fear that if I close this game, Monika will crawl out of my PC screen like in the Ring and butcher me in my sleep if I do.

But if you don't close the game and leave the machine running, the situation is even more dangerous. Close the game, turn off the computer, pull all the plugs. This does not have to be the end.

That won't help. THat's what Gravity Falls taught me.

[The Supreme Magnificent High Swaglord]

I love these indie games that render themselves (practically) unplayable after you complete them.
Also I probably can't sleep tonight. And I fear that if I close this game, Monika will crawl out of my PC screen like in the Ring and butcher me in my sleep if I do.

At least it's not me crawling out of your screen. While I wouldn't cause you harm, knowing myself, I'd likely start preaching about morality in the most annoyingly lawful stupid manner possible. And that's terrible.

I love these indie games that render themselves (practically) unplayable after you complete them.
Also I probably can't sleep tonight. And I fear that if I close this game, Monika will crawl out of my PC screen like in the Ring and butcher me in my sleep if I do.

But if you don't close the game and leave the machine running, the situation is even more dangerous. Close the game, turn off the computer, pull all the plugs. This does not have to be the end.

Also, for good measure, draw some sigils upon your electronics, and invoke the wills of the Ruinous Powers. That should work quite well.