It's the end of the world?

[Dylar]

Remember when the world ended a few weeks ago on the eclipse? Fun times.

So is this hell?

Could be Purgatory.

[Community Values]

Remember when the world ended a few weeks ago on the eclipse? Fun times.

So is this hell?

And with the most recent world ending event, we've entered Super Hell.

[Topoliani]

Remember when the world ended a few weeks ago on the eclipse? Fun times.

So is this hell?

That would explain the fact that I keep getting suggestive ads even though I keep trying to block them

[The Batavia]

Remember when the world ended a few weeks ago on the eclipse? Fun times.

So is this hell?

No, son. This is political hell. You're on NationStates, remember?

[Sovaal]

So is this hell?

And with the most recent world ending event, we've entered Super Hell.

Nah, it's like the 9 rings.

[Dylar]

So is this hell?

That would explain the fact that I keep getting suggestive ads even though I keep trying to block them

Nevermind, I guess the Orthodox were right with the Toll House thing. Where demons try and tempt you to go to hell as you're on your way up to Heaven

[Sovaal]

That would explain the fact that I keep getting suggestive ads even though I keep trying to block them

Nevermind, I guess the Orthodox were right with the Toll House thing. Where demons try and tempt you to go to hell as you're on your way up to Heaven

Do they offer free wifi? No paid mods?

[Dylar]

Nevermind, I guess the Orthodox were right with the Toll House thing. Where demons try and tempt you to go to hell as you're on your way up to Heaven

Do they offer free wifi? No paid mods?

Only one way to find out. Though, I'm too scared to go down to the dark basement with the out of control furnace. I mean have you seen that thing? It's spewing fire everywhere, so now the whole thing looks like a lake of fire.

[The Batavia]

Do they offer free wifi? No paid mods?

Only one way to find out. Though, I'm too scared to go down to the dark basement with the out of control furnace. I mean have you seen that thing? It's spewing fire everywhere, so now the whole thing looks like a lake of fire.

Alright, I'll go down.

[Sovaal]

Only one way to find out. Though, I'm too scared to go down to the dark basement with the out of control furnace. I mean have you seen that thing? It's spewing fire everywhere, so now the whole thing looks like a lake of fire.

Alright, I'll go down.

But we're out of batteries for the flashlight.

[The Batavia]

Alright, I'll go down.

But we're out of batteries for the flashlight.

Pass me a stick and I'll set it on fire.

[Stonok]

This is a date according to a constellation which is mentioned in the Revelation. And what's the Revelation about? Right, it's about the apocalypse, commonly referred to as "end of the world" (falsely). So it's no wonder some Christians think today the apocalypse occurs and this has nothing to do with craziness. This doesn't have to mean it occurs in fact, but the Messianic age starts probably.

The Bible teaches that astrology, i.e. looking to stars for signs is a wholly Pagan practice (Jerehmiah 10:2). This can be used to the benefit of Christ, as the Magi were guided by a star, but they weren't Christians, they were Zoroastrians, it was the best thing to resonate with them.

There is more than one interpretation of Revelation, as well. Not all of them future. Also, if a prediction does not come to pass, the Scripture says it verifies the person who predicted it as nothing more than a false prophet. (Deuteronomy 18:22)

[The Empire of Pretantia]

Maybe, but speaking so is un-Christian.

Numerology is much more unChristian, as the Bible repeatedly denounces it as a form of witchcraft.

I don't believe you, Ortho.

[Ermarian]

What, again?

Sorry, my calendar is already full this week.

[Luziyca]

Frankly, it isn't. No matter how I wish it were the end of the world, it will still go on.

[Omnonia]

Aw dang. I missed the apocalypse.

Need timelier warning for the next one!

[Sovaal]

Aw dang. I missed the apocalypse.

Need timelier warning for the next one!

They never do tho.

[Internationalist Bastard]

Shoulda made that bread thread Herp