Gun Control

[Keshiland]

Then they will be given bazookas and shoot at the tank if they are not out in 5.

Going to take more the 5 seconds to get out of a tank.

And I doubt the government is going to like the personal goons of a madman having destructive devices, let alone his own town where he breaks judicial law.

Then I would just completely over exaggerate the threat of this tank man so that the national guard come in and take it out with bazookas. I would just say ARMED ATTACKER IN A TANK THREATENING CIVILIANS WE NEED THE NATIONAL GUARD BEFORE MASS DEATH ENSUES!

[Sovaal]

Like laws, human rights, courts, corporations, and many other things, you don't know how a tank works...

Don't forget biology, psychology, sociology, women, liberalism, and I am sure I am forgetting some.

Children, politics in general, economics.

[Real Six Flags]

Like laws, human rights, courts, corporations, and many other things, you don't know how a tank works...

Don't forget biology, psychology, sociology, women, liberalism, and I am sure I am forgetting some.

Yeah, I doubt he knows how Murica works.

[Gun Manufacturers]

This said city is still gonna be part of the USA right? So wouldn't said people still get their right to a fair trial and the right of trial by jury. :s

Of course unless they drive in with a ducking tank then of course NO

The law doesn't work that way.

[Washington Resistance Army]

Going to take more the 5 seconds to get out of a tank.

And I doubt the government is going to like the personal goons of a madman having destructive devices, let alone his own town where he breaks judicial law.

Then I would just completely over exaggerate the threat of this tank man so that the national guard come in and take it out with bazookas. I would just say ARMED ATTACKER IN A TANK THREATENING CIVILIANS WE NEED THE NATIONAL GUARD BEFORE MASS DEATH ENSUES!

And they would take one look at it and leave. There's nothing illegal about driving a tank.

[Thermodolia]

Going to take more the 5 seconds to get out of a tank.

And I doubt the government is going to like the personal goons of a madman having destructive devices, let alone his own town where he breaks judicial law.

Then I would just completely over exaggerate the threat of this tank man so that the national guard come in and take it out with bazookas. I would just say ARMED ATTACKER IN A TANK THREATENING CIVILIANS WE NEED THE NATIONAL GUARD BEFORE MASS DEATH ENSUES!

You do know that the national guard will probably arrest you right?

[Real Six Flags]

Of course unless they drive in with a ducking tank then of course NO

The law doesn't work that way.

Nor the Spanish Inquisition but nobody expected that.

[Gun Manufacturers]

Tank Guy: Yeah no *puts tank into reverse and drives away backwards.*

Why backwards? You know this really seems like a discussion of make believe that I used to have as a 5 year old. "And then and then the fire breathing pink unicorn would stamp a hoof and make all the best cookies in the world so that I can eat them and I would never get sick."

What kind of cookies?

[Neutraligon]

Going to take more the 5 seconds to get out of a tank.

And I doubt the government is going to like the personal goons of a madman having destructive devices, let alone his own town where he breaks judicial law.

Then I would just completely over exaggerate the threat of this tank man so that the national guard come in and take it out with bazookas.

Driving a tank is not illegal

I would just say ARMED ATTACKER IN A TANK THREATENING CIVILIANS WE NEED THE NATIONAL GUARD BEFORE MASS DEATH ENSUES!

So you would lie about a threat. Tell me do you think that the national guard will simply take your word for it. Lying about that sort of thing is illegal you know. That is of course ignoring that everything you are doing in this town is illegal so it would not happen in the first place.

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• Swat and border patrol are armed with orders to shoot to kill anyone with a firearm unless they are under 18 while in the city.

[Gun Manufacturers]

Unless your SWAT team is packing ATGM's you aren't destroying a tank, lol.

Then they will climb on top of it guns pointed in the tank yelling at them to surrender

Why wouldn't the hatches be locked from the inside?

[Thermodolia]

Then I would just completely over exaggerate the threat of this tank man so that the national guard come in and take it out with bazookas. I would just say ARMED ATTACKER IN A TANK THREATENING CIVILIANS WE NEED THE NATIONAL GUARD BEFORE MASS DEATH ENSUES!

And they would take one look at it and leave. There's nothing illegal about driving a tank.

Well not before arresting Keshiland for breaking a shit ton of laws

[Sovaal]

Going to take more the 5 seconds to get out of a tank.

And I doubt the government is going to like the personal goons of a madman having destructive devices, let alone his own town where he breaks judicial law.

Then I would just completely over exaggerate the threat of this tank man so that the national guard come in and take it out with bazookas. I would just say ARMED ATTACKER IN A TANK THREATENING CIVILIANS WE NEED THE NATIONAL GUARD BEFORE MASS DEATH ENSUES!

... we need a headdesk smiley...

You claim to be a liberal, yet you are probably the most authoritarian and manipulative person I have ever discussed with on this forum.

Honestly, if you tried any of your fantasies in the real world, you would be up to your scalp in court cases and lawsuits over the frankly fascist and illegal activities that you want to commit onto people. Seriously, think about your political positions, and then change what you call yourself to whatever fits closest. Liberal is nowhere close to being accurate of your beliefs.

[Thermodolia]

Why backwards? You know this really seems like a discussion of make believe that I used to have as a 5 year old. "And then and then the fire breathing pink unicorn would stamp a hoof and make all the best cookies in the world so that I can eat them and I would never get sick."

What kind of cookies?

Rainbow cookies.

[Neutraligon]

Why backwards? You know this really seems like a discussion of make believe that I used to have as a 5 year old. "And then and then the fire breathing pink unicorn would stamp a hoof and make all the best cookies in the world so that I can eat them and I would never get sick."

What kind of cookies?

All the cookies.

[Greater Redosia]

What kind of cookies?

All the cookies.

GIMMIE GIMMIE!!

[Real Six Flags]

For some reason I get a jonestown vibe from Keshi

[Gun Manufacturers]

Going to take more the 5 seconds to get out of a tank.

And I doubt the government is going to like the personal goons of a madman having destructive devices, let alone his own town where he breaks judicial law.

Then I would just completely over exaggerate the threat of this tank man so that the national guard come in and take it out with bazookas. I would just say ARMED ATTACKER IN A TANK THREATENING CIVILIANS WE NEED THE NATIONAL GUARD BEFORE MASS DEATH ENSUES!

Assuming you were the Mayor, you wouldn't have the authority to call in the National Guard.

[Thermodolia]

For some reason I get a jonestown vibe from Keshi

So this is how a cult begins

[Gun Manufacturers]

What kind of cookies?

Rainbow cookies.

Oh. I was hoping for something more like peanut butter chocolate chip.

[Thermodolia]

Then I would just completely over exaggerate the threat of this tank man so that the national guard come in and take it out with bazookas. I would just say ARMED ATTACKER IN A TANK THREATENING CIVILIANS WE NEED THE NATIONAL GUARD BEFORE MASS DEATH ENSUES!

Assuming you were the Mayor, you wouldn't have the authority to call in the National Guard.

Infact im pretty sure the national guard, FBI, and state police would be surrounding the city.

[Real Six Flags]

For some reason I get a jonestown vibe from Keshi

So this is how a cult begins

Keshi is god, Keshi is life.

Gosh Lord Keshi even sounds like a godly name.

[Neutraligon]

For some reason I get a jonestown vibe from Keshi

So this is how a cult begins

No, cults need to have a charismatic leader.

[Thermodolia]

Rainbow cookies.

Oh. I was hoping for something more like peanut butter chocolate chip.

No it's a rainbow of cookies.

[Zeclil]

Going to take more the 5 seconds to get out of a tank.

And I doubt the government is going to like the personal goons of a madman having destructive devices, let alone his own town where he breaks judicial law.

Then I would just completely over exaggerate the threat of this tank man so that the national guard come in and take it out with bazookas. I would just say ARMED ATTACKER IN A TANK THREATENING CIVILIANS WE NEED THE NATIONAL GUARD BEFORE MASS DEATH ENSUES!

Funny that a place with 0 guns needs people with guns to keep itself safe, eh?

Hmm... it's almost poetic.