Embarrassing: U.S. Ranked 182nd in the World Alphabetically

[Sisterly Soap Sculptors]

Someone is the UN.

And I will politely remind you America is not on the list at all.

Well then I guess that list isn't important then

The alphabetical list is not important, you are right. This page is not important. You and I are not important.

Aaron Burr was very important! He was a vice president, which is not as important as a president, but more important than the shieks and prime ministers and grand poobahs of other countries.

Aaronburrland will be first on the unimportant list, forever.

[Bombadil]

Well then I guess that list isn't important then

The alphabetical list is not important, you are right. This page is not important. You and I are not important.

Aaron Burr was very important! He was a vice president, which is not as important as a president, but more important than the shieks and prime ministers and grand poobahs of other countries.

Aaronburrland will be first on the unimportant list, forever.

Why not just Aamerica, I can't be doing with having such a long name as Aaronburrland.. the world would stop talking about it cos it's too long to type..

..which might not be too bad a thing..

[Telconi]

Just change the name to American States of America.

That's good. Only three before, they are Afghanistan, Albania and Algeria.

How about Aaronburrland?

I hear shootings are common there.

[Sisterly Soap Sculptors]

The alphabetical list is not important, you are right. This page is not important. You and I are not important.

Aaron Burr was very important! He was a vice president, which is not as important as a president, but more important than the shieks and prime ministers and grand poobahs of other countries.

Aaronburrland will be first on the unimportant list, forever.

Why not just Aamerica, I can't be doing with having such a long name as Aaronburrland.. the world would stop talking about it cos it's too long to type..

..which might not be too bad a thing..

Sir or madam, you are right. The minimalist solution, which foreigners would call cheating to get to the top of the list. What could be more Aamerican than that?

[God Fearing Devoted]

We use to be about even with the union of socialist soviet republics, but russiä moved way up the list, and the US has done nothing.

Thanks obama

[Korhe]

Just change the name to American States of America.

Just change the name to AAAAAAAAAAAAA.

[Bombadil]

Just change the name to American States of America.

Just change the name to AAAAAAAAAAAAA.

I think, given current affairs, AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! might be more appropriate.

[Harzberg]

We all know that the USA's name should be changed to 00000000000 so that nothing can ever knock it off the top of the list.

Letters are totally overrated. Numbers are the way to the future!

[Major-Tom]

yea but we don't use the metric system so fuck y'all

[Autumn Wind]

This IS disturbing.

I recommend investing in education.

Don't be ridiculous. It was the federal government getting itself involved in education that got us into this mess. If only we'd free the states of the shackles of federal tyranny by providing tax subsidized waivers for for-profit charter schools and also return to traditional biblical teaching in public schools, the U.S. would jump to the top of the alphabet!

[-Ocelot-]

You just need to drop the "United States" and become "America". Fewer words = Less alphabetical expenditures. You will be at the top in no time.

Just look at Albania, Afghanistan etc.

[Minoa]

The OP raises an interesting point about clickbait headlines. Some tabloid news outlets portray 'negative' headlines waaaaaaaaaay out of proportion and sometimes I fall for it with negative consequences.

[Anywhere Else But Here]

Disgraceful, but what can you expect from the country that elected Donald Trump?

[Alvecia]

You should take some lessons from the Aardvark.

The newly named Aaunited Aastates of Aaamerica

[Dylar]

They left some off the end. It's

Uruguay
Uzbeckistan
Vanuatu
Venezuela
Vietnam
Yemen
Zambia
Zimbabwe

They're all very nice. Particularly Vanuatu, it's not bad to be in the list with those countries.

Someone is forgetting Vatican City.

Also any country ranked after America is not important

I've been told that Vatican City is a city-state and not a country

[Community Values]

Algeria is a first world country.

[Kita-Hinode]

america is a continent not a country






:^)

America is not a continent. North America and South America are continents.

What mood does the smile with a pointy nose express?

I agree that America is not a continent.
After all, it's a football club.

[Australian rePublic]

At first, I thought this was about litteracy...

Anyway to the topic at hand. You guys are way further below 182nd. Just ask Kosovo, and Palestine, and those who count England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland as seperate countries, and Northern Cyprus, and the Cook Islands, and Taiwan, and Hong Kong, and...

[Sovaal]

Obviously need to take over the world and change the alphabet.

[Alvecia]

Obviously need to take over the world and change the alphabet.

Need to add in a bit of ÆØÅ

[The Sauganash Union]

Well, the name of the country is America. Take that into account and we'd be closer to the top.

[Risottia]

Saw this article from Clickhole. Honestly so embarrassed to be an American.

You mean "Unitedstatesian".

Anyway, you could always amend your country's name to "Amiable Association of America" to gain some ranks.

edit: also, the United Kingdom and all the other faithful monarchies of the Commonwealth rank above the revolting colonists, and that's what really matters, alongside with Marmite.