Hitler V Mussolini: who was the snappier dresser?

[War Gears]

>puts his wife and child in an insane asylum so he can bang his sister

In his defense, his first wife's hairstyle looked like it belonged on a poodle.

[War Gears]

Who the fuck unironically wears a cape besides Superman?

Batman?

I always thought Batman was an ironic reinterpretation of Superman.

[Herador]

Batman?

I always thought Batman was an ironic reinterpretation of Superman.

Well ain't that a fun new way of thinking about things.

Also Martian Manhunter.

[Ethel mermania]

They were both a bunch of peasants compared to Kaiser Wilhelm II.

Let's compare them

Hitler
>failed art student
>shitty child mustache
>woman kills herself to avoid being his girlfriend
>kills himself to avoid capture
>drab brown colors
>no children

Mussolini
>high school principal
>no facial hair to speak of
>looks like a doorman at a nice hotel
>shows off his chest for some reason
>puts his wife and child in an insane asylum so he can bang his sister

THE CHAD KAISER
>most iconic mustache in human history
>seven children; virility not in question
>loving wife
>splendorous, but tasteful uniforms of cuirassier regiments
>invents revolutionary styles of photographic posing to mask disability

(Image)

That is a nifty hat. I have to concede thst.

[Baltenstein]

To be honest, Reichsmarschall Hermann Göring outclassed them both.

Seriously, check out the pimp fur and the Dracula cape.

[Risottia]

first up its benito, in a classic dictator pose . shoulders square chin up, and dig that hat.

He wore a fez. Fezzes are cool. Almost as much as bowties.

Anyway, there's no beating Ghaddafi.

He even wore a photograph as a medal! That's not following fashion, that's creating it!

[Risottia]

THE CHAD KAISER
>most iconic mustache in human history

So someone said something about the Kaiser and awesome moustache?

[Ethel mermania]

THE CHAD KAISER
>most iconic mustache in human history

So someone said something about the Kaiser and awesome moustache?

It depends on how you feel about moustache wax, if artifical holds are allowed then you have to give the kaiser credit for the twisty ends. If you are an all natural kind of guy, stalin does not seem to know any names of moustache care products.

[Community Values]

Mussolini, obviously. That hat with the eagle on it is impeccable

[Kenmoria]

When I saw this thread in general, I assumed it was a clone of the Hitler vs Stalin thread and was comparing their evilness. By that standard I would have easily gone with Hitler. But now, Mussolini is my winner.

[Great Karoo]

I mean, Hitler and the other Nazis had those snazzy Hugo Boss designed uniforms, so that's definitely some major points there.

[Hurdergaryp]

When I was young, I used to watch Knight Rider with a passion that was borderline religious. It made the choice quite easy.

[Anollasia]

David Hasselhoff, since you gave me the choice.

[Hurdergaryp]

David Hasselhoff, since you gave me the choice.

Young Hasselhof in a leather jacket, now there's perfection!

[Ethel mermania]

David Hasselhoff, since you gave me the choice.

Young Hasselhof in a leather jacket, now there's perfection!

with or without shirt?

[Bombadil]

So someone said something about the Kaiser and awesome moustache?

It depends on how you feel about moustache wax, if artifical holds are allowed then you have to give the kaiser credit for the twisty ends. If you are an all natural kind of guy, stalin does not seem to know any names of moustache care products.

We've already scientifically shown than commies are low on fashion and personal hygiene.

[Ethel mermania]

It depends on how you feel about moustache wax, if artifical holds are allowed then you have to give the kaiser credit for the twisty ends. If you are an all natural kind of guy, stalin does not seem to know any names of moustache care products.

We've already scientifically shown than commies are low on fashion and personal hygiene.

then you would vote for the kaiser. hmmmmm maybe that should be a thread too?

[Bombadil]

We've already scientifically shown than commies are low on fashion and personal hygiene.

then you would vote for the kaiser. hmmmmm maybe that should be a thread too?

No, not at all, I was going to write a post on the Kaiser in that he was the weird kid in the family in the corner playing with matches - Bertie and Nicky had far more class in their respective thumbs than weird Willy..

..but for royalty in general.. well that would be a thread..

[Ethel mermania]

then you would vote for the kaiser. hmmmmm maybe that should be a thread too?

No, not at all, I was going to write a post on the Kaiser in that he was the weird kid in the family in the corner playing with matches - Bertie and Nicky had far more class in their respective thumbs than weird Willy..

..but for royalty in general.. well that would be a thread..

agreed but bertie and nicky both had beards. if we are talking "moustastes: cousins edition:" the kaiser wins by default.

[Bombadil]

No, not at all, I was going to write a post on the Kaiser in that he was the weird kid in the family in the corner playing with matches - Bertie and Nicky had far more class in their respective thumbs than weird Willy..

..but for royalty in general.. well that would be a thread..

agreed but bertie and nicky both had beards. if we are talking "moustastes: cousins edition:" the kaiser wins by default.

If we're talking "mouse tastes: cousins edition:" I'm out of the game I'm afraid, I skipped that chapter.

[Thermodolia]

Hasselhoff

[Ethel mermania]

agreed but bertie and nicky both had beards. if we are talking "moustastes: cousins edition:" the kaiser wins by default.

If we're talking "mouse tastes: cousins edition:" I'm out of the game I'm afraid, I skipped that chapter.

mickey or pinky?

[Empire of Narnia]

Mussolini. Hitler just wore a normal Corporal's uniform while Mussolini had more medals, a sash and a cool hat with his logo on it.

[Thermodolia]

Young Hasselhof in a leather jacket, now there's perfection!

with or without shirt?

Without

[Ethel mermania]

with or without shirt?

Without

hopefully you voted your feelings