Hitler V Mussolini: who was the snappier dresser?

[Bombadil]

No.. Farnhamia has a far more bushy beard, very much this look, replete with crown but a lot younger and obviously more feminine lines - http://img.thedailybeast.com/image/uplo ... lf9ak7.jpg

..but we're at risk of veering off-topic from this important debate..

whlle i do not wish to continue this threadjack, i think she dated him.

No doubt, walking down the street and seeing him come the other way with a matching crown and beard and she'd be one smitten kitten..

[Farnhamia]

No.. Farnhamia has a far more bushy beard, very much this look, replete with crown but a lot younger and obviously more feminine lines - http://img.thedailybeast.com/image/uplo ... lf9ak7.jpg

..but we're at risk of veering off-topic from this important debate..

whlle i do not wish to continue this threadjack, i think she dated him.

We shouldn't continue but seriously, everyone dated Bertie.

[Ethel mermania]

whlle i do not wish to continue this threadjack, i think she dated him.

No doubt, walking down the street and seeing him come there other way with a matching crown and beard and she'd be one smitten kitten..

tbf, who wouldn't.

[Herador]

Even Charlie Chaplain, god bless 'em, couldn't pull that stache off.

Plus only one looks good as a giant head.

[Ethel mermania]

whlle i do not wish to continue this threadjack, i think she dated him.

We shouldn't continue but seriously, everyone dated Bertie.

he was the great catch of the Victorian age

[Soldati Senza Confini]

Hitler, definitely.

Although I voted for the Hoff, because the Hoff.

[Ethel mermania]

Even Charlie Chaplain, god bless 'em, couldn't pull that stache off.

Plus only one looks good as a giant head.

si indeed

[Neo-Cristo]

I've got to hand it to Uncle Adolfo. His more subdued style really does it. Mussolini looks like a glorified bellhop.

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You know, he looks rather glorious in that cape... I am changing my vote.

[Ethel mermania]

I've got to hand it to Uncle Adolfo. His more subdued style really does it. Mussolini looks like a glorified bellhop.

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You know, he looks rather glorious in that cape... I am changing my vote.

i think you are letting the fine professionalism of the photographer sway you, but if that is how you feel, please do change your vote

[Neo-Cristo]

You know, he looks rather glorious in that cape... I am changing my vote.

i think you are letting the fine professionalism of the photographer sway you, but if that is how you feel, please do change your vote

Look, in general Mussolini was certainly more pimpin in his attire. But I've got a soft side for capes. Find me Mussolini in a cape and I may change my vote.

[Torrocca]

David Hasselhoff, of course, partially because I cannot, on principle, vote in favor of any Fascist.

Also because you don't hassel the Hoff.

[Bombadil]

i think you are letting the fine professionalism of the photographer sway you, but if that is how you feel, please do change your vote

Look, in general Mussolini was certainly more pimpin in his attire. But I've got a soft side for capes. Find me Mussolini in a cape and I may change my vote.

You're right, seems he wasn't a great one for capes and I think it would have greatly enhanced his style..

..also.. I need to clear my search history before traveling..

[Napkiraly]

Mussolini in general was pretty fucking swaggerlicious tbh. Look at that fucking swagger arm cross at the end.

[Maichuko]

I'm really not a fan of that hat Mussolini, usually wore. on the other hand the tunic does look nice.

[Neo-Cristo]

Mussolini in general was pretty fucking swaggerlicious tbh. Look at that fucking swagger arm cross at the end.

* Me *.... HE DOES LOOK LIKE TRUMP!

[War Gears]

Mussolini by a long shot, Hitler was a fashion pleb.

[Neo-Cristo]

Mussolini by a long shot, Hitler was a fashion pleb.

Have you seen Hitler with a cape?:

Edit: He's like an Aryan

[The Alma Mater]

Can we not nominate their fans ? I mean, just look at this glorious man and his glorious hat:

[War Gears]

Mussolini by a long shot, Hitler was a fashion pleb.

Have you seen Hitler with a cape?:

Edit: He's like an Aryan

Who the fuck unironically wears a cape besides Superman?

[Farnhamia]

Have you seen Hitler with a cape?:

Edit: He's like an Aryan

Who the fuck unironically wears a cape besides Superman?

Batman?

[Bombadil]

Can we not nominate their fans ? I mean, just look at this glorious man and his glorious hat:
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Unfortunately you'd then have to take in the fact that the SS were fans of Hitler and they were dressed by Hugo Boss, and quite frankly for all the bad the Nazis did, those designs were.. well.. boss.

[The Alma Mater]

Have you seen Hitler with a cape?:

Edit: He's like an Aryan

Who the fuck unironically wears a cape besides Superman?

People who have never met Edna Mode.

[United Muscovite Nations]

They were both a bunch of peasants compared to Kaiser Wilhelm II.

Let's compare them

Hitler
>failed art student
>shitty child mustache
>woman kills herself to avoid being his girlfriend
>kills himself to avoid capture
>drab brown colors
>no children

Mussolini
>high school principal
>no facial hair to speak of
>looks like a doorman at a nice hotel
>shows off his chest for some reason
>puts his wife and child in an insane asylum so he can bang his sister

THE CHAD KAISER
>most iconic mustache in human history
>seven children; virility not in question
>loving wife
>splendorous, but tasteful uniforms of cuirassier regiments
>invents revolutionary styles of photographic posing to mask disability

[The East Marches II]

Have you seen Hitler with a cape?:

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Edit: He's like an Aryan

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Who the fuck unironically wears a cape besides Superman?

Leaders whose militaries aren't a running joke in history circles

[The East Marches II]

They were both a bunch of peasants compared to Kaiser Wilhelm II.

Let's compare them

Hitler
>failed art student
>shitty child mustache
>woman kills herself to avoid being his girlfriend
>kills himself to avoid capture
>drab brown colors
>no children

Mussolini
>high school principal
>no facial hair to speak of
>looks like a doorman at a nice hotel
>shows off his chest for some reason
>puts his wife and child in an insane asylum so he can bang his sister

THE CHAD KAISER
>most iconic mustache in human history
>seven children; virility not in question
>loving wife
>splendorous, but tasteful uniforms of cuirassier regiments
>invents revolutionary styles of photographic posing to mask disability

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Sensible chuckle/10

That was pretty great.