Trump MAGAthread IX: Korea, The Dreamers and Trump

[The of Japan]

I think Republicans disagree with criminals having guns. You know, self-defense against criminals with guns. 'Don't take guns away from law-abiding citizens.'

I guess to be fair, their thing was making it easier for mentally unstable people to get guns. Different than actual criminals.

you mean allow people who only had assistance on their taxes be banned from having guns.

[Farnhamia]

50 years ago, parents were saying that they didn't want their sons dying in the jungle; well, I don't want my daughter dying in the desert.

And I would have thought MRAs would protest loudly in favor of allowing women to be drafted by the military, balance out stereotypical gender roles and whatnot.

That's because it's too hard to tell, all this transgender crap and everything. Seriously, do you know how embarrassing it's going to be for the draft boards to have to go looking up under skirts all day?

[Maineiacs]

50 years ago, parents were saying that they didn't want their sons dying in the jungle; well, I don't want my daughter dying in the desert.

And I would have thought MRAs would protest loudly in favor of allowing women to be drafted by the military, balance out stereotypical gender roles and whatnot.

I don't care what the MRAs want. My daughter is far more important to me than they are.

[Zanera]

And I would have thought MRAs would protest loudly in favor of allowing women to be drafted by the military, balance out stereotypical gender roles and whatnot.

That's because it's too hard to tell, all this transgender crap and everything. Seriously, do you know how embarrassing it's going to be for the draft boards to have to go looking up under skirts all day?

They're gonna have to figure out what's up the Highlander's kilt if they want that new gunner.

[The East Marches II]

And I would have thought MRAs would protest loudly in favor of allowing women to be drafted by the military, balance out stereotypical gender roles and whatnot.

I don't care what the MRAs want. My daughter is far more important to me than they are.

Don't worry, she'll be home by Christmas

[Galloism]

I don't care what the MRAs want. My daughter is far more important to me than they are.

Don't worry, she'll be home by Christmas

I mean, in realistic terms, putting women in the selective service makes a reinstatement of the draft about as likely as aliens making First Contact with us.

[Ifreann]

I would b unlikely to be drafted as a front-line soldier given I am a mechanical engineer, am too old, and have a medical issue that will prevent me from being drafted (flat feet).

Instead your role will be to build and maintain the robot draftees.

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He hated Clinton so I'm wondering why he admitted Trump wanted his help digging for Her Emails.

Probably because he realizes he's a bigger asshole than her.

Possibly because Assange himself is an anthropomorphic wankstain and fancied getting in the news again.

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And I would have thought MRAs would protest loudly in favor of allowing women to be drafted by the military, balance out stereotypical gender roles and whatnot.

That's because it's too hard to tell, all this transgender crap and everything. Seriously, do you know how embarrassing it's going to be for the draft boards to have to go looking up under skirts all day?

Mirrors on the floor, institute strict commando rules. Works in Scotland.

[The East Marches II]

Don't worry, she'll be home by Christmas

I mean, in realistic terms, putting women in the selective service makes a reinstatement of the draft about as likely as aliens making First Contact with us.

Knock on wood for tempting fate with such a reckless statement.

[Galloism]

I mean, in realistic terms, putting women in the selective service makes a reinstatement of the draft about as likely as aliens making First Contact with us.

Knock on wood for tempting fate with such a reckless statement.

About the aliens or the draft?

[Collatis]

Julian Assange confirms Trump's data mining form, Cambridge Analytica, sought WikiLeaks' help

He hated Clinton so I'm wondering why he admitted Trump wanted his help digging for Her Emails.

To be fair, it's like he was a fan of Trump either. He did support Jill Stein.

[Collatis]

Don't worry, she'll be home by Christmas

I mean, in realistic terms, putting women in the selective service makes a reinstatement of the draft about as likely as aliens making First Contact with us.

Huh. That's probably true. Never thought of it like that before.

[Zanera]

Knock on wood for tempting fate with such a reckless statement.

About the aliens or the draft?

We need to kick alien ass so instead of Hollywood movies we can have documentaries.

[The East Marches II]

Knock on wood for tempting fate with such a reckless statement.

About the aliens or the draft?

The draft, Xeno scum we can deal with.

[Galloism]

About the aliens or the draft?

The draft, Xeno scum we can deal with.

Already starting with the cross-species racism. You're going to start an intergalactic war.

[The East Marches II]

The draft, Xeno scum we can deal with.

Already starting with the cross-species racism. You're going to start an intergalactic war.

Imperium of Man fucking when?

[Galloism]

Already starting with the cross-species racism. You're going to start an intergalactic war.

Imperium of Man fucking when?

[Zanera]

Already starting with the cross-species racism. You're going to start an intergalactic war.

Imperium of Man fucking when?

[Petrasylvania]

The draft, Xeno scum we can deal with.

Already starting with the cross-species racism. You're going to start an intergalactic war.

Ever notice there were almost no aliens serving the Imperial military?

[Galloism]

Already starting with the cross-species racism. You're going to start an intergalactic war.

Ever notice there were almost no aliens serving the Imperial military?

Oh hell yeah. Palpatine (and Dooku) were pretty extreme speciesists.

[Zanera]

Ever notice there were almost no aliens serving the Imperial military?

Oh hell yeah. Palpatine (and Dooku) were pretty extreme speciesists.

Since the Empire favored humans and looked down on Aliens, it was rare to find non-humans serving in the Imperial Military.

It was rare, but not impossible. The new canon does have Thrawn now.

[MERIZoC]

Oh hell yeah. Palpatine (and Dooku) were pretty extreme speciesists.

Since the Empire favored humans and looked down on Aliens, it was rare to find non-humans serving in the Imperial Military.

It was rare, but not impossible. The new canon does have Thrawn now.

old canon had Thrawn too....

[Proctopeo]

Already starting with the cross-species racism. You're going to start an intergalactic war.

Imperium of Man fucking when?

>not the Commonwealth of Man

[Zanera]

Since the Empire favored humans and looked down on Aliens, it was rare to find non-humans serving in the Imperial Military.

It was rare, but not impossible. The new canon does have Thrawn now.

old canon had Thrawn too....

It did. But Disney incorporated Thrawn into their new canon in Rebels, so he's an officially official character, instead of being strictly relegated to Legends.

[Corrian]

And today in the MAGAthread getting nerdy somehow.

[Petrasylvania]

And today in the MAGAthread getting nerdy somehow.

Well Trump would try to deport Chewbacca as an illegal alien, especially if someone called him Chewie and Trump heard "Chui".