TET to the Future: Marty, We're Going Blaat!

[Kowani]

You live in Seattle/in that region I'm guessing...

I've got some friends up there. They have enough firepower to make any gun grabber shit a brick of soy

Well, the East doesn’t count. That’s basically Idaho. Seattle is the centre of the universe. Everything else is either Oregon or Idaho, and also Hellifornia heaven.

FTFY.

Ah. Thanks.


That’s not even close to realistic.

It is... I've contacted your barista to give you coffee next time you ask for hot cocoa. However it will be masked with a bunch of pansy ass flavors like vanilla and whatever the heck you heathens use to make coffee taste like crap

If I’ve got vanilla in my hot chocolate, something is very wrong.

[The Chuck]

You would like that wouldn't you?

Though in my case it would be a Nork concentration camp.

With their literal Nazi-style horrors.

Damn right... Though Idk if I'll ever return to my homeland... though if I do, the question remains, will I return wearing a Tommy Bahama shirt and carrying a camera or will I return wearing BDUs and carrying a M4 carbine?

[Nakena]

Ah. Thanks.


That’s not even close to realistic.

It is... I've contacted your barista to give you coffee next time you ask for hot cocoa. However it will be masked with a bunch of pansy ass flavors like vanilla and whatever the heck you heathens use to make coffee taste like crap

Theres a store not far from here who sells flavored caffaine drinks like that from the fresh from the fridge. So called instant coffee, they're quite powerful. I tested them a few times. No comparisation to real coffee though.

[Pacomia]

What if everyone had the same signature?

[LiberNovusAmericae]

What if everyone had the same signature?

Or better yet, no forum signature at all.

[Pacomia]

What if everyone had the same signature?

Or better yet, no forum signature at all.

That’s no fun.

[The Chuck]

Well, the East doesn’t count. That’s basically Idaho. Seattle is the centre of the universe. Everything else is either Oregon or Idaho, and also Commie-Fornia

FTFY.

FTFY

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[Kowani]

Or better yet, no forum signature at all.

That’s no fun.

You’re no fun.

[Nakena]

Or better yet, no forum signature at all.

That’s no fun.

It gives a very different impression.

[Pacomia]

That’s no fun.

You’re no fun.

Oh, like you are.

[LiberNovusAmericae]

No More Fun!!

[Kowani]

FTFY.

FTFY

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Oof.

If I may be serious for a moment, most people here aren’t communist.

You’re no fun.

Oh, like you are.

I shall have you know I am tons of fun.

[Bluelight-R006]

No More Fun!!

Release the hounds.

On you.

[Bluelight-R006]

Oh, like you are.

I shall have you know I am tons of fun.

You’re funny.

[LiberNovusAmericae]

No More Fun!!

Release the hounds.

On you.

Oh shit. *runs*

[Kowani]

I shall have you know I am tons of fun.

You’re funny.

Why thank you.

[The Chuck]

FTFY

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Oof.

If I may be serious for a moment, most people here aren’t communist.

Oh, like you are.

I shall have you know I am tons of fun.

I know most people are god damn gommies but it's all in good fun... Until someone takes my God damned bread!

[Bluelight-R006]

You’re funny.

Why thank you.

...in a dark way.

[The Chuck]

Why thank you.

...in a dark way.

Shit... Kowani is a confirmed Kommunist... Because everyone knows Dark Humor is like food... not everybody gets it.

[Kowani]

Oof.

If I may be serious for a moment, most people here aren’t communist.


I shall have you know I am tons of fun.

I know most people are god damn gommies but it's all in good fun... Until someone takes my God damned bread!

We shall overproduce bread, then.

Why thank you.

...in a dark way.

Eh, I’ll take it.

[Bluelight-R006]

...in a dark way.

Eh, I’ll take it.

This is why.

[Pacomia]

Kowani is Satan’s cool uncle that Satan tried to be like, but he only sort of managed to reach the level of evil that Kowani is.

[The Chuck]

Kowani is Satan’s cool uncle that Satan tried to be like, but he only sort of managed to reach the level of evil that Kowani is.

Pfft, give me a couple years Pacomia. If you don't have a couple dozen assassinations orders against you, I hardly think you count as actually "evil"

[Kowani]

...in a dark way.

Shit... Kowani is a confirmed Kommunist... Because everyone knows Dark Humor is like food... not everybody gets it.

Look at al the laughing I’m doing. How original.

[Nakena]

Kowani is Satan’s cool uncle that Satan tried to be like, but he only sort of managed to reach the level of evil that Kowani is.

*laughs in satanism*