TET to the Future: Marty, We're Going Blaat!

by **Kowani** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:02 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Kowani wrote:I’m sure that’s what they said about you.

No doubt. The difference is, I'm right and they weren't.

Whatever you say.

by **Farnhamia** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:03 pm

Kowani wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:No doubt. The difference is, I'm right and they weren't.

Whatever you say.

Now you get it.

by **Jolthig** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:05 pm

Kowani wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:No doubt. The difference is, I'm right and they weren't.

Whatever you say.

Careful now, Farn doesn't just have a broom for modding, but a broom for owning too. The owning is much worse imo.

by **Heloin** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:07 pm

Jolthig wrote:
Kowani wrote: Whatever you say.

Careful now, Farn doesn't just have a broom for modding, but a broom for owning too. The owning is much worse imo.

This is actually an intervention, we're all worried about you're fear of brooms.

by **Pacomia** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:09 pm

Heloin wrote:
Jolthig wrote:Careful now, Farn doesn't just have a broom for modding, but a broom for owning too. The owning is much worse imo.

This is actually an intervention, we're all worried about you're fear of brooms.

It all started when the broom-type thing at a car wash sucked up my family.

by **Pacomia** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:12 pm

Descent into Madness Day 507:

I’m convinced that me a few thousand other people are in some weird Truman Show. I joined NS looking for actors to interrogate. I KNOW that all the mods are actors. I just know it. I’ve been too scared of their brooms to try anything, though. I think the geese are spying on me. That’s why they’re everywhere I go. I never hear anyone else complaining about the geese. It’s because they’re in cahoots. Maybe Jolthig knows what’s up. He’s scared of brooms too.

by **Jolthig** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:16 pm

Heloin wrote:
Jolthig wrote:Careful now, Farn doesn't just have a broom for modding, but a broom for owning too. The owning is much worse imo.

This is actually an intervention, we're all worried about you're fear of brooms.

NO I DON'T HAVE A FEAR OF BROOMS! I'M COMPLETELY FINE!!1!111

by **Farnhamia** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:18 pm

Jolthig wrote:
Heloin wrote:This is actually an intervention, we're all worried about you're fear of brooms.

NO I DON'T HAVE A FEAR OF BROOMS! I'M COMPLETELY FINE!!1!111

Your voice just went up two octaves.

by **Pacomia** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:22 pm

Jolthig wrote:
Heloin wrote:This is actually an intervention, we're all worried about you're fear of brooms.

NO I DON'T HAVE A FEAR OF BROOMS! I'M COMPLETELY FINE!!1!111

Shhh. Shhh. You’re safe now. You don’t have to worry about the scary actors anymore. I know they’re replacing my water with chloroform, so I made my own water.

by **Jolthig** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:22 pm

Farnhamia wrote:
Jolthig wrote:NO I DON'T HAVE A FEAR OF BROOMS! I'M COMPLETELY FINE!!1!111

Your voice just went up two octaves.

YOU ALL ACT LIKE I NEED TO GO A MENTAL INSTITUTION FOR FEAR OF BROOMS!1 I'M NOT SCARED OF BROOMS OR ANY BROOMS! :evil:

by **Jolthig** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:23 pm

Pacomia wrote:
Jolthig wrote:NO I DON'T HAVE A FEAR OF BROOMS! I'M COMPLETELY FINE!!1!111

Shhh. Shhh. You’re safe now. You don’t have to worry about the scary actors anymore. I know they’re replacing my water with chloroform, so I made my own water.

Yes. Let's ban chloroform!

by **Kowani** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:24 pm

Jolthig wrote:
Farnhamia wrote:Your voice just went up two octaves.

YOU ALL ACT LIKE I NEED TO GO A MENTAL INSTITUTION FOR FEAR OF BROOMS!1 I'M NOT SCARED OF BROOMS OR ANY BROOMS!

Alright, I’ll grab his legs.

by **LiberNovusAmericae** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:25 pm

Can a mod delete my nation please?

by **Pacomia** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:25 pm

Kowani wrote:
Jolthig wrote:YOU ALL ACT LIKE I NEED TO GO A MENTAL INSTITUTION FOR FEAR OF BROOMS!1 I'M NOT SCARED OF BROOMS OR ANY BROOMS!

Alright, I’ll grab his legs.

Halt, evil actor! Stop your evil way... ooohhh... drank... wrong... liquid... ugh...

by **Kowani** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:27 pm

Pacomia wrote:
Kowani wrote:Alright, I’ll grab his legs.

Halt, evil actor! Stop your evil way... ooohhh... drank... wrong... liquid... ugh...

Hmm. It would appear the Washingtonian is defective.
Send him to BuzzFeed.

by **Pacomia** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:28 pm

Kowani wrote:
Pacomia wrote:Halt, evil actor! Stop your evil way... ooohhh... drank... wrong... liquid... ugh...

Hmm. It would appear the Washingtonian is defective.
Send him to BuzzFeed.

No... not BuzzFeed...evil... actors...

by **Kowani** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:30 pm

Pacomia wrote:
Kowani wrote:Hmm. It would appear the Washingtonian is defective.
Send him to BuzzFeed.

No... not BuzzFeed...evil... actors...

I think we’ll start with the quizzes.

by **Pacomia** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:33 pm

Kowani wrote:
Pacomia wrote:No... not BuzzFeed...evil... actors...

I think we’ll start with the quizzes.

Torture... why...

*Pick your favourite Algerian disco star and well tell you what soda company you are!*

NOOOOOOOOOO....

by **Jolthig** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:34 pm

Kowani wrote:
Jolthig wrote:YOU ALL ACT LIKE I NEED TO GO A MENTAL INSTITUTION FOR FEAR OF BROOMS!1 I'M NOT SCARED OF BROOMS OR ANY BROOMS!

Alright, I’ll grab his legs.

Whose legs?

by **Pacomia** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:36 pm

Jolthig wrote:
Kowani wrote:Alright, I’ll grab his legs.

Whose legs?

Run before they start hitting you with the brooms

by **Kowani** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:39 pm

Pacomia wrote:
Kowani wrote:I think we’ll start with the quizzes.

Torture... why...

*Pick your favourite Algerian disco star and well tell you what soda company you are!*

NOOOOOOOOOO....

We’ll see you in about 2-5 years. If we remember your existence.
M

Jolthig wrote:
Kowani wrote:Alright, I’ll grab his legs.

Whose legs?

Yours. We have to get you in a straightjacket somehow.

by **Jolthig** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:39 pm

Pacomia wrote:
Jolthig wrote:Whose legs?

Run before they start hitting you with the brooms

Oh you better not mention those brooms! I think it's time to call for a Cultural Revolution on every single broom in the world! That's not me being paranoid. I just think it's a fact. Brooms are made by the New World Order!

by **Jolthig** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:40 pm

Kowani wrote:
Pacomia wrote:Torture... why...

*Pick your favourite Algerian disco star and well tell you what soda company you are!*

NOOOOOOOOOO....

We’ll see you in about 2-5 years. If we remember your existence.
M
Jolthig wrote:Whose legs?

Yours. We have to get you in a straightjacket somehow.

No way Senor. And you can't get my legs cuz when I command my legs to rub fast, they do. Idk how you're gonna command your whatever to grab my legs, but I know as long as my nerves are attached to my legs, you can't do anything about it.

by **Kowani** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:43 pm

Jolthig wrote:
Kowani wrote:We’ll see you in about 2-5 years. If we remember your existence.
M
Yours. We have to get you in a straightjacket somehow.

No way Senor. And you can't get my legs cuz when I command my legs to rub fast, they do. Idk how you're gonna command your whatever to grab my legs, but I know as long as my nerves are attached to my legs, you can't do anything about it.

You’re not outrunning me, mate. My mile time’s still a 5:13.

by **Jolthig** » Wed Aug 14, 2019 8:45 pm

Kowani wrote:
Jolthig wrote:No way Senor. And you can't get my legs cuz when I command my legs to rub fast, they do. Idk how you're gonna command your whatever to grab my legs, but I know as long as my nerves are attached to my legs, you can't do anything about it.

You’re not outrunning me, mate. My mile time’s still a 5:13.

A 5:13?! Ha! That's not the case in Soviet Russia! Over there 5:13 outruns you!

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