TET to the Future: Marty, We're Going Blaat!

[Pacomia]

Well, I should go to sleep. Hopefully I'll wake up with a functioning brain.

[Kowani]

Kowani NO!

well uh

the alternative is torture that will ultimately end in the loss of my free will and individuality so this is preferable

fine, take it

Yaaaaassss.
Ai’ght that was lit. You’re like, one of us now, dude.

[Pacomia]

well uh

the alternative is torture that will ultimately end in the loss of my free will and individuality so this is preferable

fine, take it

Yaaaaassss.
Ai’ght that was lit. You’re like, one of us now, dude.

HAHAHAHAHAHA IT WAS A DECOY! I'M STILL IN THE BUNKER! And you forgot to use "totally". I'm starting to think you're not really part of the Hivemind. Or maybe I watched Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure too many times. If it's the former, then I can call the rest of California to come pick you up and help you finish the conversion while I run away.

[Kowani]

Yaaaaassss.
Ai’ght that was lit. You’re like, one of us now, dude.

HAHAHAHAHAHA IT WAS A DECOY! I'M STILL IN THE BUNKER! And you forgot to use "totally". I'm starting to think you're not really part of the Hivemind. Or maybe I watched Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure too many times.

Yeah, literally nobody says totally like that. That you don’t keep up with linguistic trends is regrettable.

If also a fat mood.

[Pacomia]

HAHAHAHAHAHA IT WAS A DECOY! I'M STILL IN THE BUNKER! And you forgot to use "totally". I'm starting to think you're not really part of the Hivemind. Or maybe I watched Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure too many times.

Yeah, literally nobody says totally like that. That you don’t keep up with linguistic trends is regrettable.

If also a fat mood.

I refuse to recognise Surfer Dude as a real dialect. I'll stay up here with my cougars and sunbreaks, thank you very much.

[The Xenopolis Confederation]

Kowani NO!

I think you're next. Run as far away as you can.

Ah, let him try. He could never get me.

[The Xenopolis Confederation]

Kowani NO!

Not even just a little bit?

Not even a little bit of a little bit.

[Chan Island]

Yeah, literally nobody says totally like that. That you don’t keep up with linguistic trends is regrettable.

If also a fat mood.

I refuse to recognise Surfer Dude as a real dialect. I'll stay up here with my cougars and sunbreaks, thank you very much.

#surferdictionarywhen #freesurftopia #stoptheoppreession

[Kowani]

Yeah, literally nobody says totally like that. That you don’t keep up with linguistic trends is regrettable.

If also a fat mood.

I refuse to recognise Surfer Dude as a real dialect. I'll stay up here with my cougars and sunbreaks, thank you very much.

That wasn’t Surfer Dude.

But if I may be serious for a moment, it meets all the rules for one.

[Kowani]

Not even just a little bit?

Not even a little bit of a little bit.

You’re mean.

I think you're next. Run as far away as you can.

Ah, let him try. He could never get me.

How fast can you run?

[Pacomia]

Not even a little bit of a little bit.

You’re mean.

Ah, let him try. He could never get me.

How fast can you run?

I've seen how quickly they overrun whole states. You can't outrun them. Get a bunker. If you paint pro-war slogans near it, they'll evaporate from getting too triggered.

[Pacomia]

I refuse to recognise Surfer Dude as a real dialect. I'll stay up here with my cougars and sunbreaks, thank you very much.

That wasn’t Surfer Dude.

But if I may be serious for a moment, it meets all the rules for one.

I swear to God...

[Kowani]

That wasn’t Surfer Dude.

But if I may be serious for a moment, it meets all the rules for one.

I swear to God...

Religious expression in public? That’s a fine, Convert-Citizen #WA57109

[Scomagia]

That wasn’t Surfer Dude.

But if I may be serious for a moment, it meets all the rules for one.

I swear to God...

Mmm yes?

[The Xenopolis Confederation]

You’re mean.

No, you're mean for sucking away people's free will and individuality.

How fast can you run?

You have to find me first.

[Scomagia]

Note to TET: if you get married, hope that your good in-laws outlive the shitty ones. Otherwise you may end up knowing the frustration of watching useless people pester your spouse while you are unable to bring the hammer down, physically or metaphorically.

Long way of saying I'm a little ticked off. How are you, dear TETers?

[Kowani]

You’re mean.

No, you're mean for sucking away people's free will and individuality.

How fast can you run?

You have to find me first.

I am a champion of hide and seek.

[Kowani]

Not to TET: if you get married, hope that your good in-laws outlive the shitty ones. Otherwise you may end up knowing the frustration of watching useless people pester your spouse while you are unable to bring the hammer down, physically or metaphorically.

Long way of saying I'm a little ticked off. How are you, dear TETers?

Don’t have in-laws, but I understand the sentiment.

[Pacomia]

I swear to God...

Religious expression in public? That’s a fine, Convert-Citizen #WA57109

Oh no, I forgot my actual name. Oh shit, it's starting...

[Scomagia]

Not to TET: if you get married, hope that your good in-laws outlive the shitty ones. Otherwise you may end up knowing the frustration of watching useless people pester your spouse while you are unable to bring the hammer down, physically or metaphorically.

Long way of saying I'm a little ticked off. How are you, dear TETers?

Don’t have in-laws, but I understand the sentiment.

Thanks.

How are you, Kowani?

[The Xenopolis Confederation]

I am a champion of hide and seek.

You talk the talk but can you walk the walk?

[Kowani]

Religious expression in public? That’s a fine, Convert-Citizen #WA57109

Oh no, I forgot my actual name. Oh shit, it's starting...

That’s a fat mood right there, boi.

Don’t have in-laws, but I understand the sentiment.

Thanks.

How are you, Kowani?

Blegh. I had school registration today. It sucked.

I am a champion of hide and seek.

You talk the talk but can you walk the walk?

If I cannot, it shall not be for lack of effort!

[Neko-koku]

Don’t have in-laws, but I understand the sentiment.

Thanks.

How are you, Kowani?

I won't be married lol.

[Scomagia]

Oh no, I forgot my actual name. Oh shit, it's starting...

That’s a fat mood right there, boi.

Thanks.

How are you, Kowani?

Blegh. I had school registration today. It sucked.

You talk the talk but can you walk the walk?

If I cannot, it shall not be for lack of effort!

There's something I haven't thought about in a long time. Well, at least it's over, right?

[Scomagia]

Thanks.

How are you, Kowani?

I won't be married lol.

'Kay.