TET to the Future: Marty, We're Going Blaat!

[Kowani]

1% battery. Goodbye.

Bye!

DeathGlory to authoritarian leftism!

FTFY.

[Pacomia]

1% battery. Goodbye.

Bye!

DeathGlory to authoritarian leftism!

FTFY.

I think Kowani might be some supernatural deity messing with us. I think he created California to cause suffering and pain.

[Kowani]

Bye!
FTFY.

I think Kowani might be some supernatural deity messing with us. I think he created California to cause suffering and pain.

If I was a supernatural diety, don’t you think California would have annexed Washington already?

[Nakena]

I think Kowani might be some supernatural deity messing with us. I think he created California to cause suffering and pain.

If I was a supernatural diety, don’t you think California would have annexed Washington already?

And missing out Oregon?

[Pacomia]

I think Kowani might be some supernatural deity messing with us. I think he created California to cause suffering and pain.

If I was a supernatural diety, don’t you think California would have annexed Washington already?

Good point. I know you’re systematically brainwashing our population though. I would speak out publicly against it, but then they’d all come after me.

[Kowani]

If I was a supernatural diety, don’t you think California would have annexed Washington already?

And missing out Oregon?

Already underway.

If I was a supernatural diety, don’t you think California would have annexed Washington already?

Good point. I know you’re systematically brainwashing our population though. I would speak out publicly against it, but then they’d all come after me.

Less brainwash, more correction.

[Pacomia]

And missing out Oregon?

Already underway.

Good point. I know you’re systematically brainwashing our population though. I would speak out publicly against it, but then they’d all come after me.

Less brainwash, more correction.

Oregon is a lost cause. “Correction” is somehow worse.

[LiberNovusAmericae]

If I was a supernatural diety, don’t you think California would have annexed Washington already?

Good point. I know you’re systematically brainwashing our population though. I would speak out publicly against it, but then they’d all come after me.

Time to establish resistance cells, armed with legal and illegal guns.

[Kowani]

Already underway.


Less brainwash, more correction.

Oregon is a lost cause. “Correction” is somehow worse.

There are certain ideological tendencies that are severely in error. They must be corrected.

[Pacomia]

Good point. I know you’re systematically brainwashing our population though. I would speak out publicly against it, but then they’d all come after me.

Time to establish resistance cells, armed with legal and illegal guns.

Too late. They’re surrounding me. I have no guns. They’re either going to kill me or convert me. Probably convert, then kill, 1984 style.

[LiberNovusAmericae]

Time to establish resistance cells, armed with legal and illegal guns.

Too late. They’re surrounding me. I have no guns. They’re either going to kill me or convert me. Probably convert, then kill, 1984 style.

Are any of them mods? I hope they don't become aware of my location.

[Pacomia]

Too late. They’re surrounding me. I have no guns. They’re either going to kill me or convert me. Probably convert, then kill, 1984 style.

Are any of them mods? I hope they don't become aware of my location.

No idea. They have tasers, and... essential oils. Please, you gotta get me out of here.

[Kowani]

Good point. I know you’re systematically brainwashing our population though. I would speak out publicly against it, but then they’d all come after me.

Time to establish resistance cells, armed with legal and illegal guns.

You can no more fight Californiacation then you can turn back the tide.

[LiberNovusAmericae]

Are any of them mods? I hope they don't become aware of my location.

No idea. They have tasers, and... essential oils. Please, you gotta get me out of here.

Coming! *kicks in front door*

[Kowani]

Are any of them mods? I hope they don't become aware of my location.

No idea. They have tasers, and... essential oils. Please, you gotta get me out of here.

“Essential oils” Weak. Fucking. Sauce. What kind of idiot squad commander doesn’t bring healing crystals?

[Pacomia]

oh god oh god oh god

[LiberNovusAmericae]

In all seriousness, I need sleep. Goodnight everyone.

[Pacomia]

No idea. They have tasers, and... essential oils. Please, you gotta get me out of here.

“Essential oils” Weak. Fucking. Sauce. What kind of idiot squad commander doesn’t bring healing crystals?

you can't forcefeed crystals

[Kowani]

“Essential oils” Weak. Fucking. Sauce. What kind of idiot squad commander doesn’t bring healing crystals?

you can't forcefeed crystals

By rubbing them on one’s forehead, the thoughts are cleansed, and the brain is purified.

[Pacomia]

you can't forcefeed crystals

By rubbing them on one’s forehead, the thoughts are cleansed, and the brain is purified.

please get me out of here what do you want from me

[Kowani]

By rubbing them on one’s forehead, the thoughts are cleansed, and the brain is purified.

please get me out of here what do you want from me

Your free will and individuality.

[The Xenopolis Confederation]

please get me out of here what do you want from me

Your free will and individuality.

Kowani NO!

[Pacomia]

Your free will and individuality.

Kowani NO!

well uh

the alternative is torture that will ultimately end in the loss of my free will and individuality so this is preferable

fine, take it

[Kowani]

Your free will and individuality.

Kowani NO!

Not even just a little bit?

[Pacomia]

Your free will and individuality.

Kowani NO!

I think you're next. Run as far away as you can.